OK robots how do I get a SoCal blonde surfer gf?

>>34794379
You need to be pretty aesthetic, since she will be seeing you without a shirt a lot. Also, you must be pretty tan as well.

>>34794379
Well, lets start with the basics, do you live in Southern California?

>>34794379
Asking robots to get a SoCal blonde surfer gf?

Either you're new or retarded for asking that question.

>>34794379
>girl
>surfer
That's not how it works. 'girl surfers' are the equivalent of 'girl gamers'.

Sup fellow /ocbot/ what city are you in? The girls are different in every city tbqh

You don't.

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