Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9786. page

>>34865730
he's definitely my guy senpai

>>34865730
he's cool, but he sould avoid the jackass route

he's a lame fucking loser, so sure, he can be your guy

>>34865593
it is a nice meme, yu edgelord cunt

>>34865593
what the fuck is it senpai
seen it twice now

yeah what is it? and why are falsebook memes such cancer? For real, I feel the tumors growing inside me each time I look at one of their unfunny normie memes.

Keep eating the way you do if you want the pizza keep tasting this good

>>34865545
If you're eating healthy most of the time you'll be fine. I got into running as well after losing weight so I hate the feeling of being too heavy from eating a lot.

>>34865545
Don't have cheat days. Just eat healthy always and don't exercise one day each week.

>>34865338
Well I was planning on it, but she's been puking her guts up with the flu for the past few days. I've been spending my free time holding back her hair while she's hunched over a toilet.

Most romantic Valentine's day ever.

>>34865405
yeah you told me yesterday. Unlucky that she hasn't gotten better man.

I mean the rest of /r9k/ though

>>34865405
What the fuck

Why are you on this board if you normally receive female attention? I am genuinely curious as to why normies come here. The only thing you all will do is make us feel terrible about ourselves and you know it. You people are so sadistic to do something like that, day in day out.

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I'm also quite worried because lucky for me we havent actually had sex in the vagoo yet, so she doesnt know.

It's a shame also, because I have a 7 incher when horny, but its smaller when I'm not excited, and I'm never excited as of late.

I tried nofap but my libido didnt go up. When I jerked it didnt feel pleasurable at all.

Should I just embrace robotdom?

Take viagra. Tell her you want a sex marathon.

>>34865463

I've thought about this senpai. I dont know what the fuck to do.

I get rock solid erections and explosive cummies when I'm jerking to gelbooru traps.

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Jdhehsbxbehdbdbsjns xdddd xdddd

>>34865213
you mean reddit-tier?

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what eIse is there to say?

NOINETY FAIVE PUSENT OF PEOPLE DON'T TRUST DA MAYNSTRAIM METEOR

I hate these kind of threads because they make me for no reason at all just check YouTube and watch his videos.

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>at a coffee shop
>an ADOREBLE gurI wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF
>tfw

>>34865083
Nothing.
I do field work like harvesting and planting. I literally do Acres at a time so I make shit tons of money. During winter or early spring no one is hiring so I use the money I made until planting season starts again.
Nothing better in the world than realizing you have money and no responsibilities

Go work in the oil fields and save up money

>>34865083
did you jack off last night?

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>>34864999
I post troll threads and get people upset over v-day, because they haven't lost their v-card.
I personally haven't lost it, either.. But it doesn't matter to me; I'm not that sexual anyway.

>>34864999
here where I live it's not valentine's day...
Yet I feel just as sad as if it were
...

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Going to my councilor today, should I tell her about my romantic and sexual issues? She'll probably think I'm a freak.

Does what exactly?
Also: this is the wrong board for asking something like that.

Does what, swim?

>gf

Hahaa, thats funny. Whats that anime grill doing?

Has the face of the manlet. Gotta see some height stats.

>>34864903
wannabe chad.

Stop posting pictures of homosexuals.

>>34864524
That's a really small dick but he has the face of an angel.
I don't know what I would prefer.

>>34864548
Face of course. Face is much much more important.
you couldnt have him anyway

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>>34864524
>who /straight twink/ here?
Me

sorry to hear bout that dude.

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>>34864502
you've always got a friend in me

>>34864502
are you happy for his success?

>>34864472

When I enter the bus, I always say "Good morning" to the driver.
Today, he smiled at me and responded. I had a stupid smile on my face all morning.
Most people in my area usually are dicks because I live in a shitty part of town, so it was really refreshing.

>>34864811
Yeah, saying hi to the bus driver feels satisfying. You feel like you've done a good action, which you have.

>>34864472
Woke up opened my window and listened to Kid A while stretching and doing a bodyweight routine

>>34864811
This and talking to old people at the bus stop is usually comfy af

>>34864464
I check out other girls more often, mainly for style inspo.

>>34864464
S-sauce??

rogororo

>>34864464
is this supposed to be like she is lusting over him?

because I think what I see in her eyes is her disgust at his tiny penis bulge.