DEAR MAYNSTREAM MEDYA, WHY ALL WOMEN WANTS CHADS. IMAGINE MY SHOCK.

NOINETY FAIVE PUSENT OF PEOPLE DON'T TRUST DA MAYNSTRAIM METEOR

I hate these kind of threads because they make me for no reason at all just check YouTube and watch his videos.

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>at a coffee shop
>an ADOREBLE gurI wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF
>tfw

>>34865214
>google "imagine my shock"
>the first 3 results are all Watson tweets

fucking dying over here

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>>34865263

imagine my shock

>>34865133
Same like you want a good looking stacy by your side

>>34865156
I have never watched one of his videos in my life but these threads fucking crack me up

>>34865263
holy fuck dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM4JfHMsSzE

>>34865133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM4JfHMsSzE
this meme is so fucking funny

>>34865369

It's worth watching a few of his videos, so that whenever these threads come up you can read each post easily imagining hearing his voice in your head

>>34865369
He's like 30% reasonable arguments and 70% pure unabashed crazy.

>the "tolerant" left is violently assaulting people in the street, they're hypocrites

followed by

>DER MAINSCREAM METEOR INVENTED DEPRESSION. IF YOORE DEPRESSED JUST GO STAHT A BUSINESS