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TFW no boyfriend to buy me a Valentine's Day dinner and all night fuck session
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>tfw I don't have to buy dinner for a roastie
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>>34865026
And I have no gf to do the same. But look on the bright side.
Chocolate is 50% off tomorrow!
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>>34865185
Thanks for the reminder anon, I'm smiling now and will continue to all day
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Operation find ReviewBrah a qt3.14 gf
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Well, he could always just warm a hot pocket, review it, then fuck it when it cools off some.
Hell, I had a friend who took PRIDE in fuckin a BK burger. Just because he could.
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>>34864990
This kid is really off, but I like him. He's real. I think he'd be happy with a slightly chubby qt gril to help him with his food reviews. It'd be cute. I want him to find a hungry chubby cute gf, he deserves it.
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>>34866490
it would make me so happy man
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>he bites his nails
>he ties his shoes by first making two loops (pic related)
>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
>he holds the door for others
>he doesn't use any hair products
>he doesn't use any skin products
>he watches anime
>he uses solid color t-shirts
>he has that virgin walking style
>he owns a cat
>he wears autism shoes
>he doesn't drink
>he doesn't smoke
>he stares down into the ground
>he's never committed a crime
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another red flag
>he posts the same thread from yesterday
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i like to think im phi. ill check the rulebook later though
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>>34864935
>secureknot3.gif
>"don't use this knot guys"
>secureknot
>"red flag guys"
sounds like someone's insecure
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Hey, the line defining reality is looking pretty blurry from here.
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>>34864787
How's the website coming?
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it is comforting to me
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>>34864787
Whether "reality" was real or all in my head wouldn't make a difference. They could look exactly the same. And if I tried to change my perception of reality if it was real, then I could change reality itself because my mind is my only reference point and the only thing I can prove exists.
>tfw literally god-tier
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Gimme some good reaction images for my new computer
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her u go
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Taek muh meme
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Here's an original classic...
bleepbloxbloob
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"Chastity is the flowering of man." -- Henry David Thoreau
All you mopey >tfw no gf robots need to be reminded on this day, of all days, about the joys of going your own way. I am nearly 50 and I have neither wanted nor needed a woman to "complete me" during my life. My money and my time are my own to do with as I please. I have a giant beard down to my chest, I smoke a stinky pipe, and I scratch myself where and when it itches; I have a big belly and I have a selection of vintage fedoras which I enjoy wearing. The only person I need to impress is myself, so I can dress and act as I please without worrying about how I look to others. I am a free man.
I don't hate women. I don't resent them or feel they're inferior or think they're all skanky hoes. I simply feel no attraction to them. I wish them well and hope they find all the victims they desire -- I simply don't wish to be one of them. If you are free from entanglement, robots, celebrate your freedom! Go your own way without rancor or regret and pity those whose lives are dependent on the sexual largesse of others.
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Ok but sex deprivation has been clinically proven to cause depression in men. And, as science will tell you, depression literally slows down every circuit in your brain and makes it pretty difficult to accomplish anything.....
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>>34864356
All of the greatest thinkers and doers who have ever lived have been celibrate or sexually frustrated, robotfriend. From Siddhartha Gautama to Isaac Newton to Henry David Thoreau to Nikola Tesla, men going their own way have accomplished incredible things and pondered the deepest mysteries. Celebrate your chastity and be great!
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>>34864410
How the fuck did they cure their depression so they could accomplish something? I'm a hard worker even when I'm depressed but I would love to come across some method of healing the depression a little bit. It's so difficult and sometimes I get intrusive thoughts about shooting myself
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suicidefags are disgusting
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>The man who kills a man, kills a man.
>The man who kills himself, kills all men; as far as he is concerned he wipes out the world. His act is worse (symbolically considered) than any rape or dynamite outrage. For it destroys all buildings: it insults all women. The thief is satisfied with diamonds; but the suicide is not: that is his crime. He cannot be bribed, even by the blazing stones of the Celestial City. The thief compliments the things he steals, if not the owner of them. But the suicide insults everything on earth by not stealing it. He defiles every flower by refusing to live for its sake. There is not a tiny creature in the cosmos at whom his death is not a sneer. When a man hangs himself on a tree, the leaves might fall off in anger and the birds fly away in fury: for each has received a personal affront."..."The man's crime is different from other crimes -- for it makes even crimes impossible.
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Life is not special, nor worth living.
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>>34864145
superb bait
however I would like to point of how fucking sensitive the person who wrote that must have been. being insulted by someone kiling themselves. takes a special kind of weak
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>>34864359
Desu you're simply too uneducated. He has superseded the level of subjectivity you are on. Symbolic analysis takes place at a higher level of objectivity than that. To phrase it more simply, he is looking at suicide from a larger perspective than you.
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Need a Valentine's Day (You) from a male NEET? Just want to talk about something, like vidya, movies, food, or life? Then get in here. I'll respond to anyone as long as you post a pic of some sort.
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Hey man do you like initial d memes
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>>34863952
I have no opinion on them because I never watched the show. And you just reminded me of this fat black guy that sort of cucked me with this one Stacy that turned out to be a cunt, so it's okay. He said I looked like one of the guys on that show(I had long hair at the time and I'm a chink).
Your meme itself is meh, ie "so randum"
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I'm watching WW2 era training and propaganda films on youtube. I'm going to take a couple of my chemical lobotomy pills and sleep for 12+ hours. I don't really care about Valentine's Day, but seeing everyone else worry about it is really bumming me out.
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UNLESS YOUR NAME IS DAN GTFO.
Its valentines day. Youre the only guy I luv. ILL ADMIT TO ALL OF 4CHAN IM A FUCKING BITCH WITH TERRIBLE COPING SKILLS. MAYBE YOU WONT EVEN SEE THIS THREAD. FUCK IT!!!! Im sorry. Im sorry I lost you in the first place, what I did to make you leave, im sorry for being a bitch all this time. Im sorry for being bitter. but I am SO sorry and Love like this comes once in a lifetime will you please just make my day and talk to me? Please!!??
-m
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Hello M you're a fagot lmfa o @ you faggot hahh whoop!
*braaap* *big beefy braaap* *beef curtains slapping*
hey trump haha hi president xD
PIZZAGATE!!!!!!!!! MEMES! OH BOY I SURE DO LOV E MEME S XDDDD
WWEW HAHAH
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"Beer Can" Dan reporting in
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>>34863853
this isn't your tumblr you stupid nig
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>want to go to my fav restaurant
>Oh they're closed on monday forgot
>Start preparing for today
>remember its valentines day and it'll be crowded as fuck
god damn
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>>34863844
Why would you forget that your favorite restaurant is closed on Mondays?
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Go on wednesday
This thread sucks
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>>34863875
Because I typically go on saturday after work
Morning wagecucks!
I'll be eating my delicious and nutritious Subway sandwich made personally FOR ME by a professional sandwich artist in your honor today.
As always,
Another day, another dollar.
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>not getting the NEET valentine special at Dominos
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>>34863806
Subway is the NEET special.
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>>34863806
$599 for a pizza? Hardly a special.
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Hey anon, let's go to the farmer's market.
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Hey anon, let's go to that new retro arcade they have at the mall.
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these threads are stupid, why do they exist?
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>>34863757
To make us feel pain
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I JUST DID IT!! IM NO LONGER A ROBOT
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>>34863553
>lTT Things that never happened
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>>34863593
Jew genocide
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>>34863593
It did and didn't even pay for it!
I think my life will be great from now on
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How do wagies hold down full time jobs? why not just get neetbux and resign yourself to a meager existence? I have just been made full time in a factory and I feel sick every day.
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>>34863447
I only work two nights a week and I don't know how much longer I can keep it up.
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>>34863506
If it's retail or any other customer service job, then I can understand that.
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>>34863528
I hang price tags at a grocery store.
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>match with 4/10 asian girl on tinder
>she has qt studio ghibli stuffed animals in her picture
>talk to her
>she immediately unmatches me
Even the 4/10 azns don't want me
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robots ooze lack of confidence in more ways than they can ever imagine. i see you people every day.
you are fucked
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>>34863156
Yeah, I'm sure it's purely a lack of self-confidence and has nothing to do with the fact that I'm not a 6'2" chad
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>match with a cute japanese girl on tinder
>go for it
>meet up with her
>"konnichiwa"
>she rolls her eyes and walks away
FUCKING BITCH WHATEVER STUPID GOOK