TFW no boyfriend to buy me a Valentine's Day dinner and

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>tfw I don't have to buy dinner for a roastie

>>34865026
And I have no gf to do the same. But look on the bright side.

Chocolate is 50% off tomorrow!

>>34865185
Thanks for the reminder anon, I'm smiling now and will continue to all day

>>34865212
I'm sensing sarcasm. Come on, lighten up. What was I going to say, "be my valentine"?

tfw noone to hold

If you really want a boyfriend, you can find one. You're on a board of virgins who want exactly what you want, but more badly.

Oh wait a second, you're just crying for attention. Haha okay, I get it.

>>34865387
Hold yourself.

>>34865507
>implying that OP is even a female (female)

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>>34865536
I assumed the image would mean...
oh shit I'm retarded aren't I

>>34865510
how
i need a warm soft gf to touch

>>34865026
>tfw yet another whining roastie seeking attention
go whore yourself to chad like the others.

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>>34865026
I would be your vday bf femanon, but i already have plans.

>>34865709
fuck off with this pic.
im getting jealous i dont have a little now

>>34865026
OP you're not really a girl. If you are a girl then shit you must be either fucking ugly, the most socially inept person, or both.

You want to know how hard it is to not get a boyfriend for a decent girl? Girls get fucking hit on, on the fucking the daily.

You have to be fucking kidding me that not one single guy has ever hit on you.

Here's what you do, go on fucking tinder right now, make some stupid fucking bio like, "Looking for valentine's date" put like 3 cutesie pictures, and start swiping right

You'll get matches with the hour.

Fuck.

You piss me off royally, just gtfo

>>34865026
>Born a woman
>Don't have to work ever, everything given to me
>Don't have a single thought in my life
>Wasting your air and you can't stop me
Reaaeallay made me stink

>>34865336
>m'lady
original commentary

>>34865735
Maybe OP is a girl with severe anxiety and can't bring herself to do that
devils advocate

>>34865735
>ugly, depressed, social anxiety and 0 social skills as a result of being sheltered by my bi polar physically and mentally abusive parents
now what?

>>34865631
Wrap your arms around yourself. Be the girl anon. Be the girl.

>>34865026
This is no roastie zone so get out never return

>>34865823
Such limitations are quickly forgotten when faced with a true Chad.

>>34865823
>implying any of this matters for a girl

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>femanons will come to OUR board and complain, but wont be our gfs
GET OOOOOOUUUUUUUTTTT

>>34865928
this anon is smart

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>>34865878
Why would Chad go after a damaged 4/10 when there are other girls out there. I don't even think i could have a conversation with a guy like that.

Having a bf at all would be hell. Constant anxiety and pressure to be a good gf and keep him happy. No more weeks of solitude when i really need it. Why don't you guys see having a gf in the same way? What do you think happens after you get a gf? You have to keep her happy and impressed and take her places. She might want you to hang out with her friends and meet with her parent. It's frankly terrifying and not compatible with your lifestyles at all.

Someone explain to me pls

>>34865967
>"""she""" thinks we chose this life
Once again, you prove that females do not belong here.

>>34865993
I didn't choose to become a retarded loser either. I just understand how normal relationships work and it's better for everyone if I stay home. Some of you should feel the same.

>>34865967
chads go after anything anon, he is chad afterall

>>34865967
i guess it would just be nice to have someone to relate to on a deeper lvl, someone with the same hobbies, with the same train of thought.
someone to explore fantasies with.
someone to care for, to be kind to.
someone to have fun with.

someone to cuddle with

>>34866042
Then why are you telling us about it? Oh right, that free attention.

>>34865026
>bf and I have lunch and dinner out today by chance (i usually cook and bring lunch to him at work)
>see valentine's day poster on way home
>neither of us remembered
feels good to be in a loving relationship in which we give instead of horde until a "special day" comes up

>>34866102
I just want to understand why you suffer looking for a gf when it would most likely make your life worse.
Assuming you're an actual robot, having a gf doesnt make sense. Why not accept the truth? Is male hormones or something because I don't feel the same.

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>>34865026
I see no problem. You're a girl, it's easier for you to get a partner. Men are easily manipulated.
Are you butt ugly or something?

>>34865721
>>34865721
Would have replied sooner but was driving to college. Someone got my cells ip banned ):

Try picking up girls at anime conventions.

I always say this so might have seen it before.

Get some drugs and booze and a hotel room at the con.

Fake it til you make it, talk to girls you find attractive and see if any want to party with you.

So many kinky girls at those things that you might have a chance with.

>>34866639
How does one become a Chad such as yourself? I tend to shit myself from the thought of talking with someone let alone a female

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>>34865928
You're not good enough for us and we're not good enough for normies

>>34866918
What if I've dated normies but can never seal the deal with the females who lurk here?
Really foggin my noggin

>>34866982
The general thirstyness of the guys on this board gives our already inflated egos, a huge boost, and thus become, unobtainable by non chad.

give up :(

pls be in
A T L
T
L

>>34867032
>"Chad"
Doubting your femininity now.
>give up
Uhh nah. As a tranny I will obtain my perverted, autistic channer gf. My fate/zero lancer cosplay should seal the deal this time

>fembots
>literal attention whores or men who like to RP as women

Women belong on their containment boards. Robots only here.

>>>/soc/
>>>/cgl/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/adv/
>>>/b/
>>>/anywhereotherthanhere/

Also, saged and reported.

>>34866883
I am so far from a chad, i have anxieties and sperg out over my girl all the time.

Try to have things planned ahead of time to talk about if conversation lulls. Be okay with going off topic if a girl turns the convo that way though.

Im working on bettering myself, been exercising and have a good haircut, but when i met my little i had super shitty long hair and was way out of shape.

Bond over shared interests, only bond over shared hate if she brings something she hates up, you want to be seen as laid back and chill.

try to take up hobbies or have a job and be seen aa reliable.

It is really hard but dont be super clingy or pathetic, its something i have a hard time with.

Have any specific questions ill answer what has worked for me, but really i just got lucky.

Im 25 and she is 18 so i think that plays into things as well.

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>tfw the girl you wanted to be your Valentine is a musician on the road and back in her home state
>tfw the only way you can communicate with her is some creepy mode shit that has a high likelihood to blow up in my face because I shat up my opportunity to make a connection
>to make matters worse, the only day I can contact her is the day after valentines day, and she's most likely gonna get a date.

>>34866042

GUYS. I AM A GIRL LISTEN TO ME. I NEED ORBITERS AND INTERNET ATTE TION.

I AM A

F E M A N O N

LOL XDDDDDDD

>>34865179
FPBP Roastie BTFO

>>34867220
scratch that..2 days after valentines day..

I'm buying my gf a Valentine's dinner and then we have an all night fuck session. Don't you wish you were less fat and ugly?

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>tfw have bf but he's 2000 miles away and has class until later

>>34865026
i'm sorry, femanon

you're probably cool. you deserve better

eliza if your out there, hope you have a good day today! try not to be sad that jake doesnt love you.

>>34867509
He is fucking other girls/boys

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>>34867553
Jealousy isn't very attractive, anon. No wonder you're alone.

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>>34867509
>tfw tried long distance once

>>34867880
It's hard, but it's doable, anon. You just have to really want to make it work.

>>34867509
Have you ever met in real life and had sex?

>>34867880
In the future anon.. we will simply warp to our destinations... like stargate, except here on Earth.. and we will never lose touch again.. the majority or relationships that then COULD NOT work.. will. By then we may be really old though..but if you loved someone, it wont matter.

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>>34867928
Last time I tried a long distance relationship, she sucked chad cock and blocked me. Even her best friend has abandoned her now. She has become a cock-hungry slut

>>34867939
We have yeah. Seeing each other again soon. It was probably one of the best weeks of my life and it was hard as fucking hell to go home.

>>34867984
I'm sorry that happened to you. I know it sucks. Before my current relationship, I'd been fucked over by two other guys online as well. One ended up posting personal information about me online, and the other I also met IRL and, yeah, that's just a whole different story, but it was one of the worst experiences ever.

So, it took me a long time to become trusting again of this kind of shit, but I'm glad I decided to try it again. We're going on 2 years now and we couldn't be closer honestly. As I said, it's not nor will it ever be easy, and the distance can be very trying at times, but it's also worth it if you meet the right person who's as dedicated as you are. Most relationships take trial and error, really.

Look bitch, the best I can do is make some spaghetti and last anywhere from 15-30 minutes, after which we both regret what took place and never say a word about it again. Take it or leave it.

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>>34865026
FINAL WARNING. STOP BEING A ROASTIE.

>>34868159

>the crimp on that shell

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34865928
And only on Valentine's Day do they do it. Fucking joke. There are like 3 or 4 of these threads up right now.

>>34868200
>And only on Valentine's Day do they do it.
No they don't. I literally see shit like this every single day on this board.