BETA RED FLAGS

another red flag
>he posts the same thread from yesterday

i like to think im phi. ill check the rulebook later though

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>>34864935
>secureknot3.gif
>"don't use this knot guys"
>secureknot
>"red flag guys"

sounds like someone's insecure

What is wrong with solid color t-shirts?

I understand the shoelaces one but stay away from my shirts!

>>34864972
The reason it exists is so that mummy or their special ed class can teach them the tard proof way that doesn't tie as tight instead of the proper way so they can move on to other things. It's also why autists always have loose laces or untied shoes.

>when you actually wear cringy anime T-Shirts and have commited a crime because you school feared you go full Klebold and Harris

Am i close to the beta uprising ?

>>34865136
whats the proper way though? i havent owned shoes that have laces for 10 years

>>34864935
Pls explain the shoelace one, how do you tie your shoes differently?

>>34865155
Pls dont tell me they were Velcro, dude.

>>34865260
i only wear nice high heels now

just fuckin with you, loafers

>>34865260

What's wrong with Velcro?

I'll be the one laughing when you trip on your laces.

>>34865260
not him but do boxfresh boots with velcro on top and laces also count?

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>>34864935
>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
n-not m-me

>he's never committed a crime
should i fuckin rape you ?you roastie slut

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>>34865260
>yfw you actually are autistic enough to wear german knobelbecher leather boots

>>34864935
Fuck is a "virgin walking style"? Serious question

>>34865371
I was aiming more for the sketchers crowd. Tbh my grandpa wears Velcro but he's older than the Third Reich so I guess he's earned it.

>>34865497
Take a vid of you walkin. You'll see

>>34865497

Erratic gait, lack of coordination, abnormal arm movement. Often combined with poor posture.

>>34865068
>What is wrong with solid color t-shirts?
anon....just ask any girl what shet thinks about solid color tees

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>>34864935
>he's never committed a crime
>>34864960
>>34864964
>>34864972
>>34865068
>>34865155
>>34865193
>>34865260
stop responding to this shit thread

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>>34865349
>What's wrong with Velcro?
>I'll be the one laughing when you trip on your laces.
oh god there is no hope for /r9k/

>>34865527
Yeah sketchers are for children anyways, I agree. And old people can do whatever the fuck they want imo
>>34865588
isn't it better than wearing some brand logo shit? Or does this rule only apply to the US?

>>34864935
whats a better knot for shoe laces?
ive never learnt any other way because why the fuck should i.
i didnt go to boy scout camp to learn how to tie 100 different knots along with getting assraped countless times.

>>34865606
literally anything is better than solid colored tees that your mom bought for you which makes you look like a sperg

>>34864935
>nails
Don't do this

>shoelaces
Too autistic to visualize this, I just tie them like my mom taught me

>pees on the side of the toilet bowl
I sure do pissing in the water makes disgusting sounds

>doors
I hold it open if someone's right behind me

>skin and hair products
Am not gay thanks

>anime
Don't watch it, anime is for autists and there's absolutely no excuse for it

>t-shirts
Always wear a black or a white tee

>virgin walk
This is a meme but I can't help walking unnecessarily fast

>cat
Cats are vicious predators who do not love you

>autism shoes
No

>drink or smoke
Both of these are activities normies do to fit in. I do acid sometimes and smonk dudeweed every day tho

>staring at ground
I do this because I'm beta

>has never committed a crime
I have and been to jail too


How autistic am I based on this?

>>34865601
NEVER reply to me again
This comment is certified Not Original

>>34865616
same knot but you can tie it less autistically. Or more autistically probably since it's my know of choice and I'm here.
https://www.fieggen.
com/shoelace/ianknot.htm

>>34865624
What if I bought them myself? I still don't get the reasoning behind it.
a-are y-you just baiting anon?

>>34865627
>I just tie them like my mom taught me
Well there's your problem

>>34864935
>he bites his nails
Constantly since childhood, my nails are mangled
>he ties his shoes by first making two loops (pic related)
Nope
>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
Yes, and every dump I take, I put some toilet paper on top of the water so my poop doesn't splash.
>he holds the door for others
Yes I do but I was raised to do this
>he doesn't use any hair products
I use styling clay
>he doesn't use any skin products
I use skin cleanser
>he watches anime
Literally never except Pokemon and Yugioh as a child
>he uses solid color t-shirts
Nope
>he has that virgin walking style
Not sure what this is but I'm not a virgin
>he owns a cat
Yes
>he wears autism shoes
I wear $120 converse shoes?
>he doesn't drink
Not frequently but I do when the opportunity comes
>he doesn't smoke
I have before, but not enough to say "I smoke"
>he stares down into the ground
Definitely. Also count my steps per block of cement/patch of grass to make sure it's an even Number
>he's never committed a crime
Can't say I have

I have a gf at least I guess

>>34865670

Same here, I think solid color t-shirts are less juvenile than most printed ones.

>>34865349
>Trying to sneak out of house at night
>Spot shoes, brand new Skechies with light up action
Two things can happen now
>A
>Slip into closed shoes, hop on bike, make it to 7/11 to get hostess doughnut bag and make it home
Or
>B
>While trying to retract Velcro, wake mommy up and she takes away GBP

>>34865670
>What if I bought them myself?
Ask any girl they'll think your mom got them for you m8.
Also I sure as shit hope you don't wear hoodies when out in public

>>34864935
>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
I remember someone giving me a weird look because I peed silently. Stupid Chad thought peeing loudly makes them manly...

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>>34865676
>spending that much on a shit shoe brand
Autism off the walls

you posted this yesterday and the day before that

>>34865588
>>34865700
>I've never talked to a woman on my life
Girls couldn't care less if your Tshirt has the Adidas logos plastered on it, autismus maximus

>>34865712
It does, girly boi

>>34864935

>he uses solid color t-shirts

You know that solid color t-shirts highlights how fit i am, right?

>>34865700
I certainly do,it's winter here.
but I'm giving up on your bait, I see you aren't gonna give any reasons

>>34865743
Nah, it just splashed everywhere.

>>34865747
>You know that solid color t-shirts highlights how fit i am, right?
only white solid color t-shirts are acceptable and necessary to show fitness

>>34865758
but I gave plenty of reasons

>>34865737
>Girls couldn't care less
alright if that's what you believe m8. Good luck in your lovelife

>>34865747
It also highlights how autistic you are

>>34865792
you didn't, why would mothers only buy solid color shirts

>>34865770
That's the point. Beta's like you can't handle the manly stench of piss

>>34865792
lol its like that better buy a new iphone thread earlier

I bet these are shill threads for branded t-shirts.

Jewish tricks.

>>34865817
But then you look like a retard for having piss on your pants.

>>34865817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1g1OM_O8UI

no we don't

>>34865799
because wearing cheeto stained and cum reeking metal t shirts are so much cooler

genius or what??

>>34864935
>>he bites his nails
>>he ties his shoes by first making two loops (pic related)
>>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
>>he holds the door for others
Check
>>he doesn't use any hair products
>>he doesn't use any skin products
>>he watches anime
check
>>he uses solid color t-shirts
check. fuck off
>>he has that virgin walking style
>>he owns a cat
>>he wears autism shoes
>>he doesn't drink
>>he doesn't smoke
check
>>he stares down into the ground
>>he's never committed a crime
I guess, depends on what is considered a crime

>>34865817

>Home of the pissjug
>Cares about piss stench

>>34865859
no he does not

its manly RENEGADE the smell of a real man unlike you beta faggots us chads we go hard
rebel life

>>34865908
NOTHING attracts women more than my dying fetus t-shirt. I've gotten more pussy wearing that shirt than you will in your entire life, kid

So if I just do shit my way and genuinely don't care what women think I am beta?

hahaha this is retarded

>he ties his shoes by first making two loops
>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
>he holds the door for others
>he doesn't use any hair products
>he doesn't use any skin products

how does being a faggot and caring so much about minimal shit make you better?

>>34864935
>>he bites his nails
check
>>he ties his shoes by first making two loops (pic related)
check
>>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
check
>>he holds the door for others
depends
>>he doesn't use any hair products
no
>>he doesn't use any skin products
no
>>he watches anime
no way
>>he uses solid color t-shirts
check
>>he has that virgin walking style
maybe
>>he owns a cat
nothing wrong with cats
>>he wears autism shoes
no idea
>>he doesn't drink
gross
>>he doesn't smoke
yucky
>>he stares down into the ground
its relaxing
>>he's never committed a crime
i'm not a nigger

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>>34864935
>>he bites his nails
>>he ties his shoes by first making two loops (pic related)
>>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
>>he holds the door for others
Check
>>he doesn't use any hair products
>>he doesn't use any skin products
>>he watches anime
check
>>he uses solid color t-shirts
check. fuck off
>>he has that virgin walking style
>>he owns a cat
>>he wears autism shoes
>>he doesn't drink
>>he doesn't smoke
check
>>he stares down into the ground
>>he's never committed a crime
I guess, depends on what is considered a crime

5/15. I'm not really a robot, but not a normie either. I'm more of a cyborg or slightly strange

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>>34864935
ALPHA RED FLAGS

>he trims his nails with a swiss army knife
>he ties his shoes using the Ian knot (pic related)
>he pees like a normal person
>he holds the door for others, but only after entering in front of them
>he uses shampoo
>he uses soap
>he watches western animation
>he wears dress shirts
>he has that alpha walking style
>he owns a dog
>he wears really cool shoes
>he drinks, but only socially
>he smokes, but only while driving his Ferrari with the windows down
>he makes eye contact with everyone on the street
>he's an organized crime lord but there's no evidence to confirm it

>>34865962
i know bitches love it when they know you wanna knock them up and then abort the babys

loool

>>34865938
This gentleman knows what's up! Give him one Internet's!

>>34864935
This is a pretty good bait
Have an upvote

>>34864935
>solid color t shirts are bad

You'd complain if it had a graphic on it too. Cannot satisfy you normies

>>34865996
Just blow in from reddit? Bet you're still trying to find the upvote button, aren't you?

I think hyperawareness in general is a sign of being beta. Constantly thinking about every little situation and what people will think of it.

I know because I do it every time I'm in public.

>>34866043
Just don't think bro!

>solid color t-shirts
Wait what the fuck is wrong with solid shirts?

>>34865792
>of all fashion choices, girls care about the designs on t shirts the most
Your understanding of females is so poor, I'll bet you think the clitoris is a building in Dubai.

I know this is bait, but I'll also mention that you'll never have a love life as long as you keep being this autistic.

>>34866038
Yeah actually, where is it?
This board is so quirky I love it

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>>34866094
>I know this is bait
>but I'll also mention

>>34864935
>>he bites his nails
Yep, tried to stop for about 20 years, gave up.
>>he ties his shoes by first making two loops (pic related)
Yes.
>>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
Sometimes.
>>he holds the door for others
Not a savage, yes.
>>he doesn't use any hair products
Sometimes.
>>he doesn't use any skin products
Usually accurate.
>>he watches anime
Nah.
>>he uses solid color t-shirts
Yep.
>>he has that virgin walking style
I guess? Weird one, good bait in general, though.
>>he owns a cat
Dog guy.
>>he wears autism shoes
Love my NB.
>>he doesn't drink
t. alky
>>he doesn't smoke
Managed to quit this.
>>he stares down into the ground
Hate eye contact.
>>he's never committed a crime
Please inform the court.

>>34866063
Who the fuck needs self-confidence anyways?

>>34866131
Hit the back button a few times, I'm sure you'll find it jackass

>>34866198
>Hate eye contact.
Literally autism, not even meming

>>34866222
Why so hostile? xD

>>34865712
My old room mate did this a lot so one time I just opened the door and shut the lid so he pissed everywhere. When he threw a tantrum I called the police and they arrested him for having distribution amounts of weed. Dumb manlet was shorter than me and really annoying so he deserved it.

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>>34865693
>When you're only 5 GBPs away from a blowy joey and the velcro on your shoes wakes up mummy and you have to start saving all over again

>>34866389
Actually pretty funny if true

>>34864935
>>he bites his nails
me
>>he ties his shoes by first making two loops (pic related)
stopped late high school
>>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a soundme
>>he holds the door for others
me
>>he doesn't use any hair products
me
>>he doesn't use any skin products
i use lotion
>>he watches anime
pokemon
>>he uses solid color t-shirts
not me, /fa/
>>he has that virgin walking style
me i think
>>he owns a cat
not me (dad ran over it)
>>he wears autism shoes
not me im /fa/
>>he doesn't drink
me
>>he doesn't smoke
im smoking dudebro right now
>>he stares down into the ground
me
>>he's never committed a crime
im smoking dudebro

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>>34864935
>>he bites his nails
Maybe
>>he ties his shoes by first making two loops (pic related)
Only autists notice or care
>>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
Only faggots notice or care
>>he holds the door for others
This is actually alpha behavior, proving he doesn't give a FUCK about Feminists
>>he doesn't use any hair products
Only faggots care about this
>>he doesn't use any skin products
Only faggots care about this
>>he watches anime
Only weeaboos care about this
>>he uses solid color t-shirts
Only autists care about this
>>he has that virgin walking style
Only autists care about this
>>he owns a cat
maybe
>>he wears autism shoes
Only autists know what this is, let alone care
>>he doesn't drink
Depends on why
>>he doesn't smoke
Depends on why
>>he stares down into the ground
granted
>>he's never committed a crime
ooooh. Edgy. Retarded, but edgy

So far that list just means OP is autistic

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>>34864935
>he bites his nails
To my shame,yes
>he ties his shoes by first making two loops (pic related)
No.
>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
It doesn`t even matter. I try to pee so I don`t spray urine outside of the toilet bowl more importantly.
>he holds the door for others
When they need it.
>he doesn't use any hair products
>he doesn't use any skin products
I`m not some vain degenerate. Only hair product I use is good shampoo.
>he watches anime
The kind of retarded conformist that brands anime as something inherently bad has never actually seen any.
>he uses solid color t-shirts
I rarely wear t-shirts. When I do,they`re anime or gaming ones.
>he has that virgin walking style
Virgin walk is a myth.
>he owns a cat
I do. Just like Lovecraft did.
>he wears autism shoes
Work boots are autism shoes? What isn't?
>he doesn't drink
I very rarely drink. Have more fun stuff to do.
>he doesn't smoke
Smoking`s for retarded teens who try far too hard to look cool.
>he stares down into the ground
Why the fuck would I do that?
>he's never committed a crime
I wish I had committed mass murder,then offed myself you disgusting normie filth.

>>34864935
>>he holds the door for others
Courtesy is autistic now?

>>34864935
6/15

what do i win

pretty weird that that comment wasn't original

>>34864935
>he bites his nails
x
>he ties his shoes by first making two loops (pic related)
I wear vans/shoes with no laces
>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
>he holds the door for others
x
>he doesn't use any hair products
x
>he doesn't use any skin products
I'm vegan, so my skin is pretty great
>he watches anime
x
>he uses solid color t-shirts
x
>he has that virgin walking style
>he owns a cat
2 cats, ackstually
>he wears autism shoes
>he doesn't drink
>he doesn't smoke
x
>he stares down into the ground
>he's never committed a crime
x
10/15, but what if I told you I had a girlfriend?