Hey anon, let's go to the farmer's market.

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Hey anon, let's go to that new retro arcade they have at the mall.

these threads are stupid, why do they exist?

>>34863757
To make us feel pain

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Come on, dork! sit with me on the roller coaster.

>>34863769
well thats your own fault if it works. these posts are cringe as fuck.

>>34863734
no thanks im ugly so dont want to go outside

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Hey anon, let's ditch school and go play vidya at my house

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Hey anon, I made you breakfast. I didn't know how you liked your coffee, so I made it black.. Or I can go back and put sugar and milk in it.. Or make tea. And here's some eggs and blueberry pancakes. If you're allergic, I'll go back and make chocolate ones instead unless you're on a diet.. I hope you like it :)

>>34863866
>And here's some eggs
do i have to eat all of them? what happened yesterday?

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Hey anon, let's go see a movie. You like horror?

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Hey anon, come over for dinner. My mom is like super Japanese and cooks the best ramen and sushi.

Stop! These are making me feel

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I'm tired of walking with you.... Lay with me anon. Let's fall asleep in eachother's arms.

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So my dad is inviting us to some snobby garden party, and I was wondering if you'd come along as my boyfriend.

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Stop making me feel even more lonely. You're a bastard you are.

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Hey retard.. You, me, the downtown pizza place, in half an hour. Be there!

ps. That beard is sexy ;)

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Zdrastvooyte, anon!
I know it was expensive trip, and you probably thinking was "Who is girl? She not real. She wants money". Dont worry anon. As promise, I met my brother here and he give me money from father. Im rich, and I want to share it with you, zvezda moya

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Hey sexy, is that weird man bothering you? Don't worry, I'll kick his ass.

HEY LOSER!

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>>34864274
No, wtf. He's m-my b-boyfriend!!!!!

Go jerk off to footballs and dumbells or whatever, meat head.

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You built your own computer? That's so neat. You must be an engineer or something. I can't wait to tell my mom that I have a smart boyfriend; she's like my bestfriend.

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You browse 4chan too?
Woah... Let me guess, robot or /pol/itician?
lolololol
yea, im a fembot.. Haven't had sex in 1 month, and it's killing me... JUST KIDDING.. I um.. haven't had sex before though. omg, sorry.. Everyone says I'm too honest. I'll shut my mouth now.

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Let's go to the cosplay event; it will be awesome.

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Let's go to a restaurant and eat.. But I guess it will have to be a table for three, because .. I um... invited someone... someone who's going to make me the happiest girl in the world.

Lol, no silly.. it's not another guy..

Anon, I'm pregnant. We're going to be parents! You're going to make the best dad.

>>34864454
Y-you look like you jave no teeth

Post more, please! These make me feel pleasantly melancholic

>>34863866
Please shave your legs bitch, I don't want to feel like I'm dating chewbacca.

>>34864819
You don't need to reserve a seat for an unborn child, you dumb cunt

>>34863734
>tfw no farmer gf.
I just want to have my piece of land and make grow crops and children in a comfy setting, away from the evil of humanity.

>>34864819
i thought she meant a threesome... gtfo whore youre goin to the clinic

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My biggest fantasy is to live out in the middle of nowhere in a tiny farming community with a wife and family.

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Sure! Bring the van around and I'll get the girls ready.

>>34866852

I know that feel bro.

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My dream is to successfully finish college and get my game design degree. Start an indie team studio and slowly get more and more famous within the games industry until one day I have enough money to create my own studio, build a house and live with my wife and beautiful children. None of this will ever happen though, right?

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>You will never have a cozy farm and a QT traditional wife
>You will never make love in a field of wildflowers or the hay loft
>You will never leave all your doors unlocked because there aren't any Nigs for 300 miles around
>You will never play with barn kitties with your qt kids
>You will never walk up early and watch the sun rise with your true love

>>34867324
>game design degree

Is this a real program or some internet college thing?

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Hey anon (c)(TM), let's go to the free market!

>>34867400
There is a British college in my country. 3 years course for a Games Design degree. It's legit

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How does it works?
I just pick up any gf I want from here?

rtyuy

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girls will never say things in such way