I HAD SEX

>>34863553
>lTT Things that never happened

>>34863593
Jew genocide

>>34863593
It did and didn't even pay for it!
I think my life will be great from now on

>>34863642
It won't.
Origami

>>34863553
Good now fucking leave normie

>>34864420
>people complaining incessantly about not having sex
>people telling you sex isn't that great and human relationships aren't going to make your life better
fuck the critics, this board rules

Interesting how nothing else has changed for you. You're still here.

Yeah, I've had sex before too.
Doesn't change shit

Congratz! Now when you're all by yourself again you'll feel even more fucked up!

No? That's not what cancels the robot brand, loving yourself is.

>>34864870
What i thought it was being a virgin.. I still think im pathetic though

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>>34864870
If someone had sex with you, and you didn't even pay them, then you're probably not even a robot to begin with. The sex itself doesn't take away being a robot. But there are certain standards a man has to meet in order to have sex, and if he meets them then he really can't be a robot. He's probably a cyborg at worst

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>>34863617
Fucking kek

Totally Origami)

I just got together with this girl i like

>>34865666
I'm tall and quite handsome. I have just always been a turbo retard around women couldnt even hold an conversation

>>34865666
How i did it:

Prepare well
>Take Viagra before to avoid anxiety
>I have trained drinking alcohol to hit the optimal level of drunkeness for conversation without being visually drunk
>write down topics of conversation and memorizing different lines of talk depending of her answers.
>groom myself

Its always went wrong because i didnt know when ans how to kiss her but i managed to salvage it =)

>>34865912
Nice are you a virgin?

You can still be a robot even if you had sex.

>>34866966
Your doubles echo in vain

congrats, hope you love her, and she loves you.

oh yeah because having sex changes anything hahahahahaha , you dont escape. once a robot always a robot

Thinking sex is a life-changing experience is a sure sign you haven't actually had sex.

>>34866966
I dont know
>>34867087
No sex cures robotism

>>34867267
this. Even with a gf I have literally 0 friends.

i try to play it cool but I know that when she leaves me I will go back to a very dark existence.
>hurr durr how did you get a gf then
I literally went out one (1) night with a flatmate.

>>34863553
wow and on valentines day what an amazing world we live in anon ! congrats for you.

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>>34867407
I used "literally" two times in 52 words no wonder no one wants to be my friend

>>34863553
Good. Now get the fuck out and never come back, you normie normalfag riajuu scum.

>>34867191
I've had and it does make a change in your life.

You will understand this when you approach your crush and be like "h-hi ..w-would you g-go on a date with me teeheehee"

>>34863553

you don't know

the worst is to come

enjoy it while it lasts

>>34868489
this, being a born again virgin is a worse feel than being a naive actual virgin.

Nothing is worse than knowing what sex you like and then never having it.
Its actually better to not know anything about sexual experience at all.

>>34868520
This guy knows what's up
Ignorance truly is bliss

>>34863553
I also remember the day when I finally was able to bend my dick sufficiently to penetrate my anus.

>>34864487
>>>34864420
>>people complaining incessantly about not having sex
Said by Chad monkeys who use sex to validate themselves.
>>people telling you sex isn't that great and human relationships aren't going to make your life better
Said by cyborgs and the bearable normies that know what's up.
>t. Cyborg who has lost his virginity and couldn't cum from a wet hole

>>34866048
>Take Viagra before to avoid anxiety
Do you take it before sex or conversation ? If it's the latter one I think I can understand why you weren't able to hold a conversation...

>>34869720
Before conversation.. and dont be a retard viagra doesnt make your horny only make sure you blood cant escape the penis but you have to be horny for it to work