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Is /huskyposting/ the newest and hottest meme?
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My god I wish I had a husky. Im literally crying fuck my life
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huskyposting is a new religion desu
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>when your friend's husky knocks you down and starts humping you
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So bots, I'm looking to get a fake ID. Where would I go about getting one? I'm 19 and for ages my younger "friends" have been using me for my age to get places, and now they want alcohol. Issue is, I just found out the hard way that the legal alcohol buying age where I'm at is 21, not 18. Can I get some help?
>As payment, I will post a useful info graphic in every authentic response of mine for the help.
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Getting a fake ID to buy alcohol for your friends? then just let your friends get their own
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>>34946359
They're fucking teenage pussies, and they're the closest thing to friends I can get man. I'm here for a reason anon.
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>>34945914
just make one yourself, you got all the equipment you need in any office or library.
just google how to make a fake id, it's not rocket science.
the other way is to buy the exact same thing you could make yourselfprobably worse quality since they usually don't give a shitfrom you're local niggers or typical white hustler douchebag every school has for a ridicules price.
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>tfw running out of 'taboos' to masturbate to
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>tfw that taboo you really liked masturbating to is starting to wear off on you cause you can start pointing out similarities between each doujin
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That's when you know you've made it back from the other side. gg
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>>34945908
If you're tired of chinese cartoons there's always the imitator.
I love being a woman. Especially now addays.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a good lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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>>34945871
And people wonder why there are 21 mtf's for every ftm.
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>>34945871
What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Seriously, do everyone a favour and kys you manipulative cunt.
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>Actually taking this bait
guys
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For those who had one, what was the name of the black kid/guy that stood up for you in schoo? What grade?thanks, Elinever even made me the butt of an uprising joke by asking me for "a heads up" or something
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>>34945795
Mine was Eli too actually, though I'm a britbong, not sure how common the name is here
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>>34945795
Jamal was a pretty cool dude in elementary.
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>that time you used to play DBZ with all the black kids
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Mexicans are rioting and killing white people because of trump
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>>34945793
Post sauce please?
4chan m8, 4chan
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mexicans have been killing people way before trump, why should we even care
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>>34945793
>because of trump
>implying he is responsible for mexicunts acting like chimps
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Why are there so many more Stacies than Chads?
You can go out in public and you'll see loads of hot women but handsome guys are relatively rare.
Do genetics simply produce more high quality woman than high quality men?
Or are there social/environmental factors at play here as well?
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2 factors in play here.
first is simply makeup. the other is that men have lower standards since it is evolutionarily benefitial for men to impregnate as many women as possible.
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>>34945612
If you went out in public and saw a load of hot guys, you'd be a faggot, that's why.
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>>34945612
makeup
starving yourself is easier than packing on muscle and then starving yourself
you notice the women more because you're not gay
I'M HERE TO MAKE A MEME
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They've all been made. There's no more memes left to invent. Peak meme was years ago.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STOP IT
TURN IT OFFFF
RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOW
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>>34945576
>Being this shortsighted
Fuck you
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I'm not a fembot. I'm not a white knight. I'm not any of these things.
I'm just tired of the endless woman-hate. It's boring. When it's funny, it's good (roastie memes and so on), but just the clinical-autism, virgin-with-rage tier "ARGUING WITH HOLES" images are just embarrassing. You can tell you're dealing with someone whose blood pressure is shooting through the roof because of his virgin rage.
If you hate women this much there is something psychologically wrong with you. 90% of the anons who feel this way have never even been in a relationship. It's retarded. It's stupid. I hate the state of modern women too, but I'm not dumb enough to pretend we're much better.
Now fuck off.
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>>34945551
>I'm not a fembot
>I'm not a white knight
yeah and I'm not a fucking faggot "Now fuck off"
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>>34945551
Eat shit fagit
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It's funny when the 20-something KHHVs start calling you an omega male or whatever. Always makes me laugh.
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I want you all friendos to play along!
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>>34945465
I'd still consider myself a social reject for the most part
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>>34946853
normie get off of this fucking board
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34945465
It's okay, I don't want to be a normie anyway
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>be employed
>new coworker arrives
>when he eats he has loud mouth noises
>when he drinks he downs half a liter, making drinking noises the whole time
>he laughs at 96 decibels
anyone can relate?
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>>34945431
ls he hot?
asdfgggg
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>>34945431
>>when he eats he has loud mouth noises
>>when he drinks he downs half a liter, making drinking noises the whole time
Well it has nothing to do with work, but whenever I make myself to eat, my mom likes to sit in the kitchen and eat things like grapefruits so she can make loud swallowing noises like *GLOONK* or to eat a banana and making wet smacking noises.
My dad does the same but different shit where he eats celery and chips with his mouth wide open so the crunching noise is amplified like a bullhorn - and then he'll cough while screaming so bits of food spray everywhere.
They have no idea why I eat by myself locked in my room.
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>>34945632
I've slipped so far that hearing all the grunt noises my old dad makes after he gets up in the morning and walks around pisses me off and makes me want to kill him. Hearing my mom's gross smoker's cough all the time also makes me angry. We have thin walls so I can hear all of this no matter where in the house it is coming from.
>be me
>average loser not friendless but common nerd-tier
>new year, high school, opportunities
>decided to work on myself, work out, eat well and work in class
>lose all my friends who perceive me as a neo-chad
>others saw me as a try-hard sperg
>meet this girl from PE class
>8/10 qt
>We get along and start to hang out
>isthislove.jpg
>One night she comes to my house
>Parents on vacation for the w-e
>holyshitisthisreal.doc
>she brought some space brownies we ate watching spongebob
>both 0 experience in sex but we make it work
>amazing first time
>a bit after climax she tells me she feels weird
>it's actually a bad trip
>tell her not to panic
>she panics
>I panic
>Managed to keep my composure enough to call 911
>I wasted 40 minutes waiting for 911 because I didn't really called them but thought I did
>Realized I didn't even check on her
>When they finally come it was too late
>her heart couldn't take it apparently she had a pre-existing condition
>She actually died of fear after fucking with me living her last minutes in suffocating terror
Lads it's been great hearing all your stories, you heard mine today, I will really end it tonight in a painless way. I don't feel like living anymore, good luck guys.
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>>34945284
>Lads it's been great hearing all your stories, you heard mine today, I will really end it tonight in a painless way. I don't feel like living anymore, good luck guys.
Bullshit. This did not happen.
You're gonna tell me a high school girl died from a marijuana brownie?
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>actually dying from weed
lol
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>>34945284
Anon... I....
See you on the other side
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>can't sit up straight for long because feeling my gut squished together gets really uncomfortable
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>>34945090
Underweight problems:
>can't enlist
>can't look intimidating
>can't complain about overweight problems
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>>34945141
Nigger just eat a shit ton of peanut butter, pasta, and dairy every single day and you'll gain weight.
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>>34945242
I feel bloated after one measly bowl of pasta. How do you expect me to eat that much and not puke my guts out?
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Usain Bolt is not even that fast 2017-02-18 12:08:29 Post No.34945039
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Usain Bolt is not even that fast
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We used to run at a field track after school years ago and some immigrant kid called Abdul who was as skinny as a stick used to run extremely fast. We were all about 14/15.
We timed Abdul do a 100m sprint and he clocked in at 9.45 which I have never forgot because that literally makes him the fastest recorded being at 100m.
He moved back to wherever he came from (likely deported) and I have not seen him since we finished school those years ago.
He could not speak English and this is the only memory I have of him.
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doubt it was actually 100m
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>>34945054
There was paint along the tracks that shown how long, all together the circuit was 400m but he started from the 100m line
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>>34945114
what was he built like? was he tall?
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YOU'RE HOT AND YOU'RE COLD
YOU'RE YES AND YOU'RE NO
YOU'RE IN AND YOU'RE OUT
YOU'RE UP AND YOU'RE DOWN
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>>34945006
YOU'RE A HUGE GAY FAGGOT
YOU'RE ANNOYING AS HELL
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
FUCK OFF CUNT
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>>34945032
>Making fun of lil' peep
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT YOU INSUFFERABLE NORMALFAGGOT WE COME HERE TO ESCAPE YOUR CONSTANT BELITTLING NOT TO DROWN IN IT SOME MORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34945006
YOU UGLY AND GROSS
YOU CHEAP AND FAKE
YOU OUT AND RUN
YOU JAIL AND DEAD