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>>34945431
ls he hot?

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>>34945431
>>when he eats he has loud mouth noises
>>when he drinks he downs half a liter, making drinking noises the whole time

Well it has nothing to do with work, but whenever I make myself to eat, my mom likes to sit in the kitchen and eat things like grapefruits so she can make loud swallowing noises like *GLOONK* or to eat a banana and making wet smacking noises.


My dad does the same but different shit where he eats celery and chips with his mouth wide open so the crunching noise is amplified like a bullhorn - and then he'll cough while screaming so bits of food spray everywhere.


They have no idea why I eat by myself locked in my room.

>>34945632
I've slipped so far that hearing all the grunt noises my old dad makes after he gets up in the morning and walks around pisses me off and makes me want to kill him. Hearing my mom's gross smoker's cough all the time also makes me angry. We have thin walls so I can hear all of this no matter where in the house it is coming from.

>>34945896
It's the worst.

Also I don't know why all dads have to scream when they yawn.

It's like manopause when you reach your 40s that you can't yawn like a normal living creature anymore you have to HOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWW to express that you're a bit sleepy.

>>34945896
You should try deafening yourself