how do i wakeup from this coma im in? Or if im in cryosleep or something like that how do i wake up, no bullshit please just tell me
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Put your head in the fridge and sing Cotton-Eyed Joe, slam the door to the rhythm.
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>>34966109
You sure this will wake me up? what do i look like in reality? whats it like there?
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>>34966141
I'm just a product of your mind, how do you expect me to know.
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What's the most robot board?
I know it can't be /r9k/.
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None
This entire site is infested with normies. All thanks to fucking /pol/ and /v/.
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>>34966066
>This entire site is infested with normies. All thanks to fucking /pol/ and /v/.
those boards need to become forced containment boards
if you post on those ones you should be blocked from posting on others
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>>34965983
probably /jp/ or one of the weird weeb boards we haven't even heard of
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Is there any way of becoming asexual? This is coming from a heterosexual male. Without chemical castration.
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>>34965964
You should start HRT and get your boyclit turned into a vagina
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The no fappers reckon porn kills your sex drive. Could read up on that and then do the opposite.
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>>34965964
I doubt you are straight, anyways you should become a trap boipussy is in high demand.
Thoughts on our fellow robot Chris Harper Mercer?
He even posted on the board yet barely gets talked about. Yet Elliot who hated our kind gets threads daily.
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>>34965911
He would be far better to talk about but Elliot is prettier and a lot of r9k is really into men. Elliotfags from other thread already admitted that their infatuation with him was mostly sexual.
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>>34965911
elliot is a mere meme at this point
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To pimp a butterfly was not a 10/10
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>be me 2 days ago
>qt3.14 taps on my shoulder, lets call her Anne
>sweat.jpeg
>easily an 8/10
>"hey anon, pass your answers back"
>spaghetti falls quicker than my ego
>I turn back around, I don't say anything
>next day, walking into class
>I hear "hey anon" behind me
>pretend to ignore it, thinking of ravioli
>Anne grabs my shoulders and sides and feels around
>try to shrug her off, it's getting annoying
>friend looks over and starts laughing
>she stops finally
What should I do, Robots?
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>>34965845
You've done good so far. Think about what happened unemotionally, she molested you because you wouldn't be a cuck and help her cheat. Keep ignoring that roastie, she has no value besides her looks.
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>>34966026
>no value besides her looks
come on anon, you and i both know that makes her infinitely valuable
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>>34966264
The only thing that's infinite is nothingness. Everything else is finite vortex of dust
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Well, /r9k/, did they clean up your looks with all the lies in the books?
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>>34965819
They did not make a citizen out of me.
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ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE
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>>34965819
I couldn't care less, as long as someone'll bleed.
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>Her focus on her lack of relationships is generally considered to be the driving force for her depression; her mother later summarized "her suicide was simply because her personal life was not enough." She lamented to coworkers that her 30th birthday was approaching and she was still a virgin who had never been on more than two dates with a man
Why didn't she an hero(ine)?
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She was real
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>>34965766
Just a butthurt cunt who tried playing a nun to get Chad Thundercock to notice her.
Good riddance.
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>>34967619
She doesn't seem to be any different than Elliot Rodger
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I'm celibate for religious reasons.
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>>34965666
Those trips say otherwise, my friend
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>>34965666
Very nice. I do it so I can feel extra good about what I have with my 2D girlfriend.
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>>34965666
Uh you guys....
GUYS!
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What classic books do you think everyone should read?
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None, fiction is shit. If you read every forced read on high school you've got a solid enough cultural base to not bother with literature anymore.
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>>34965555
Notes from The Underground.
Simulation and Simulacra.
1984
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>>34965555
better play a good adventure game
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>step 1
Get friends
>Step 2
Have fun with friends
It's that simple
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I usually fail at step one, but when I do succeed at it I fail at step two.
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>>34965543
How to get friends ? I never had any growing up and now i've lost the only one that i've made by accident
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I can get friends, but I'm too unstable to keep them.
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>tfw already eaten 6000 calories today and it's only 2 pm
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>tfw someone actually done that
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>>34965469
What have you eaten Fatanon?
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Only 6000? Step it up, you can do better than that.
Hi Ribbits
I just got back from a tinder date with an 8/10 stacy (she was lovely) and am now waiting for my pizza to cook
What are you guys doing this evening?
>Inb4 normie
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>>34965103
norman leave this board
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>>34965170
I've been on this board since before ur mom invented reddit loser
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>>34965103
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU SMELLY NORMIE REEEEEE
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There's no way to be certain that I'm not the only conscious human being on this planet
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>>34965022
I'm conscious too though so it's you and me buddy
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>>34965022
>>34965055
jokes on you fools, I'm an inanimate object typing straight outta uranus
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>>34965022
How do you know you are a conscious person in the first place? Cogito ergo sum presupposes the idea of an "I." How could you know that you are not just a bunch of unrelated senses combined together to provide the illusion of a body, and a consciousness therein.
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Onlyafro going full trap mode
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>>34964941
I hate that faggot so much, he had like 2 good videos and the rest of it is just him sprouting memes like a faggot.
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>>34964941
>Liking Dark Souls
Hope he downs the tit-pills like skittles then offs himself desu
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>>34964941
What the fuck is going on here? Confused
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i'm not sure if i am a sociopathic fraud who does everything create a personality or i am just really self aware of the social mechanisms everyone has. either way, does anyone else on r9k feel completely fake at their core? even my so called depression is mostly an act i feel like.
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I know that feel all too well, have you looked into schizoid personality disorder?
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>>34964923
I recognize the feeling. I eventually figured out that personality isn't something you're born with, it's something you choose yourself. If you want to be a bad-ass you can wake up tomorrow and just be one. Play pretend in real life, it's what everyone else does.
Personality is a lie.
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>>34964923
Beginning to think its the 2nd one people are so quick to go off faulty information.. its amazing. I could be feeding you complete bullshit just to see how you react and you can't even tell. I also have to wonder if someone was wiling to release as much info as lets say, some social retard, what kind of fun things I could spin.
Its massively pathetic.