how do i wakeup from this coma im in? Or if im in cryosleep or

Put your head in the fridge and sing Cotton-Eyed Joe, slam the door to the rhythm.

>>34966109
You sure this will wake me up? what do i look like in reality? whats it like there?

>>34966141
I'm just a product of your mind, how do you expect me to know.

>>34966184
Well it might be like vanilla sky where i paid a company to put me into a dream state and you are an operator or moderator of this reality maybe?

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>>34966020
Open your eyes, I believe in you because that's what I do-- I tell people what they want to hear.

>>34966247
Not very helpful i dont know how to "open my eyes"

>>34966020
if any mods are reading this, please wake me up

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>>34966282
I can't be helpful all the time. Do you think I'm a mind reader, anon? I'm not a mind reader.

>>34966020
You wake up by getting a job and providing for yourself, there is one downside though.
If you work you die.
The choice is yours OP, carefully consider which is better.