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>Hey, it's me! We met at a party about a year ago, you got pretty drunk, haha! You probably don't even remember me, but I don't think I'll ever forget that night! Anyway, say hello to your newest family member!
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>>35018221
I didn't even know disabled people could have children
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>>35018221
Pretty funny considering I am virgin and never had alcohol or been to a party. Also you are in a wheelchair and there is no way I would be able to lift you up to have sex with you because I am too skinny.
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>>35018221
she s cute af and that baby is a clear future chad/stacy
wheelchair locked down, basically property, we re set boys
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Absolute Essentials of Robothood:
>male
>virgin
>likes anime
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>>35018094
Unattractive
Lacks social skills
Two important traits that cant be forgotten
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>>35018105
And straight; don't forget it.
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>>35018094
We already did strawpoll on this. The only things that mattered the vast majority said that mattered were being a 21+ male virgin.
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Hairlets, get the fuck in here 2017-02-21 12:38:57 Post No.35018005
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Hairlets, get the fuck in here
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2017-02-21 12:38:57
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It's 2017 and there is no cure for baldness. Only "cure" makes your dick go limp. What is your NW level and how has baldness affected your lives?
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>>35018005
> Only "cure" makes your dick go limp.
I'm not using it on women and I could stand to fap less so that seems like a decent alternative until they fix it all together. Your average person isn't going to see my limp dick but they'll sure as shit see my horrid hairline.
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W-what's the only cure?
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>>35018005
You talking about propecia?
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Robots, why don't you just augment your dick?
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>>35017744
That looks like it would be painful
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I would cop a footlong if the surgery was safer.
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>>35017744
>augment
I'd rather just chop off my dick and balls with a meat cleaver if my genitals looked like that
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>tfw MDMA comedown
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>>35017551
>doing MDMA
Enjoy your brain mush
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>>35017551
MDMA has a comedown?
People tell me it will permanently cure my robotness and depression and it has literally no downsides.
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>>35017563
But it's fun, anon.
bloxx
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>tfw no fat asian gfit hurts everyday
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>>35017308
asian women are so fucking repulsive.Whats so attractive about insectoids?
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>>35017354
>asian women are so fucking repulsive
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tfw no fat harem
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>just got a handjob
god I love being a chad so much
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>>35017074
The tranny crackhore down the street doesnt really count
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>>35017374
Haha does your mom though?
Just kidding man
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>>35017403
You had me worried for a sec there man haha
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How do I get one of you to like me 2017-02-20 11:48:54 Post No.35016981
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How do I get one of you to like me
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I like this guy, and I know he goes on here. How do I approach him and get him to like me back, give me tips to attract a mate from your culture
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Talk to him
Originaliosonaba
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>>35016998
I asked him if he wanted to hang out, and he said was free this weekend. Now we are talking about anime.
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>>35017123
If he said he wants to hang out I don't see what the issue is
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Do you guys have any internet cuties that you're OBSESSED with, literally would die for?
pic related qt twitch streamer I'm in love with
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what value does she possess besides a vagina that makes his bitch worth dieing about?
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>>35016515
Her but I wouldn't go as far as dying for her.
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This roastie
Such a babe, not an internet qt I know her irl, used to be a coworker
I stalk her every day on normiebook and Snapfag
Had came buckets to her smug sexy face
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Guys dont Take me Seriously 2017-02-20 11:26:51 Post No.35016451
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Guys dont Take me Seriously
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Hi guys im new here so idk if im doing this right but I need to vent. I've never had a boyfriend and I feel like I never will. Guys either think Im a weirdo or just use me for sex. I dont know what I'm doing wrong. I'm really quiet and shy IRL and I feel like some guys see that as a sign of weakness and use me. It keeps happening and its making me so depressed. I'm only getting older and I've never even had 1 serious relationship. Not to bring race into this but as a black female I feel like a lot of guys see me as just someone to hump and dump because lets face it black girls are at the bottom of the dating pool and it really sucks TwT
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>>35016451
>use me for sex
Every aspect of what someone brings to the table in a relationship is transactional, not just sex.
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>>35016451
>use me for sex
No one want to be with you because your a roastie whore, now get out
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>wonders why she doesn't have a boyfriend
>is black
K E K
>Come and get your dinner my little Anonnie!
>Mommy's been cooking this all day in her special oven just for you!
*PPPRRRRRTTTT* *HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHHHFFFFFFFFFFHHHHGG* *THUD*
>Oh my what a huge loaf mommy made! smells absolutely heavenly too doesn't it?
>There's a little morsel still left on the opening of mommy's oven, be a good little boy and suck it out before you tuck into the main course!
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*SLUUURRRRRRRPPPPPP* *lip smack* I love cleaning your stinky oven mommy! tastes so goooood!!!
*NOM NOM NOM* *BUUURRRRRP* MMMMM! YUMMY! This is so delicious mommy!!
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>>35016638
>>35016173
What has this board turned to, go back to /b/ you degenerate faggots.
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>>35016173
Y'no, this is why people think you're fucking strange and don't want to be around you
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Let's do this robots
Orginal oregano mgrqgdsafngdn
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>>35015860
Dunno
Almost non existent, basically have work friends and even then that's a pretty far stretch
Don't give a shit
You've gotta be fucking kidding me, of course not
Fuck no, I'm not getting Frasered
Doing alright I guess, not having debt is nice though I tend to be paranoid when it comes to finances
Trades are like an untapped oil field
A few things
Move up to Alaska
I'm either empty, pissed, or sulking
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>>35015860
Shitty
shitty
shitty
no
yeees
have 6 bucks...
shitty
no
just die
Of course not
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>>35016001
>>35016551
>>35016551
fucking dumbs, fill the template with colours..baka
Nihilism is the true red pill.
Prove me wrong
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>>35015774
But you're not wrong.
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how's it feel being an art school drop out dilettante
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>>35015774
It is the bluest of all pills
You mong
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ITT: times when you or someone else lost control and went full REEEEE mode
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>>35015584
This normie was constantly provoking me and even trying to hit me, so once he decided to spit on me and Islammed him into the wall, so the girls in my class starti joking about me being a pyscopath and having a double personality, you can't really win against normies.
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>>35015632
>and Islammed him into the wall
Inshallah brother, very good.
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>>35015584
>kid called Adam in my year, constantly bullied by the bully called Diff
>adam took all kinds of abuse for months
>diff in frustration ended up making jokes about adams dead sister
>diff ended up getting hit with a wrench from the metalwork labs
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>girl pills vanished from secret bag
>mom and dad want to have a talk after dinner
What did they meant by this?
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Greentext what happens next faggot. Your ass is figuratively fucked
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>>35015589
Don't say that he might get horny.
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>>35015450
The fuck are girl pills?