Absolute Essentials of Robothood: >male >virgin >likes anime

>>35018094
Unattractive
Lacks social skills

Two important traits that cant be forgotten

>>35018105
And straight; don't forget it.

>>35018094
We already did strawpoll on this. The only things that mattered the vast majority said that mattered were being a 21+ male virgin.

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>>35018105

These are true. So far:

>Male
>virgin
>likes anime
>unattractive
>lacks social skills

>>35018131
Nope, gay robots exist.

>Attracted to <10 year olds
>Into scat
>0 real life friends

>>35018094
this anime is the shit btw

aots

>>35018180
almost no robots are into scat

only some robots are pedos

plenty of robots have friends

need to revise that definition boyo

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lol, I seriously hope people here aren't actually virgins
its just roleplay

>>35018180
While pedophilia is absolutely a robot trait by no means is it essential

>no college
>no career
>no wealth

>no social media
>does not do drugs

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>>35018188

Also loli of the season

>>35018201
>plenty of robots have friends
I'll concede the first two, but if you have IRL friends, you're not a robot and need to get /out/.

middle class or poorer

richies can't be bots

>>35018256
most robots have facebook to fap to and stalk their oneitis

lot of robots use drugs for escapism

>>35018094
>likes anime
Fuck off weebscum anime is for faggots

>>35018287
>he thinks oneitis is a robot trait

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>>35018152
>We already did strawpoll on this

Where I can find that please. I want to know th results.

>>35018287
only failed normalfags have a oneitis

if you actually have a facebook you need to GO

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>>35018291

Liking weebshit is literally the third most essential part of being a robot after being male and a virgin.

Maybe you should fuck off somewhere else, normalscum.

>under 6 feet

>>35018399
As a robot I'll stay here stupid weeb :)

>>35018287
Oneitis is not robot thats just cuck shit at that point

>>35018399
>Liking weebshit is literally the third most essential part of being a robot after being male and a virgin.
no it's not, just liking anime or manga or Jap music

>>35018403
inb4 failed normalfags "n-no I'm just like you!!!"

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>>35018428

That's what weebshit is, you illiterate cunt. If you like ANY anime or manga whatsoever, you're a fucking weeb.

>>35018490
no no

i meant you dont have to like japanese game "weebshit" to be a robot

fucking nobody likes japanese games that arent souls or nintendo

>>35018256
I use Twitter as an outlet for my political views, which I don't feel comfortable posting on Facebook but aren't cool enough for pol or leftypol or some other high-status place. And it's a nice place for general off-topic thoughts. It's kind of like a diary for me, since I know nobody reads it.

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>>35018514

You're a fucking shitsucking moron, shut your mouth.

>>35019072
i like them just saying most robots don't play japanese games

>>35018287
literaly all the things you mentioned in this post are not robot traits

robots do not have whatever this oneitis bullshit is
robots do not have facebook
robots do not use drugs for anything, including escapism, whatever that means

please leave my board before I call the authorities and have them escort you

>>35019072
ryobi is one of the worst senrans

>>35019127
>robots do not have whatever this oneitis bullshit is
dont be stupid. a major robot trait is wanting a relationship but not having a gf.

>>35018094
>>35018105

exactly

i dont like anime but i like anime people and anime culture, but i cant bring myself to watch anime besides random clips on youtube

>>35019144
yes but that doesn't involve orbiting some stacy

>>35019163
they dont have to tell her how they feel just jack off to her pics on facebook

>>35018094
>Essentials of Robothood
how does this thread get so many replies on a regular basis?

>>35019127
The definition of robot is relative. It's based on lacking what other people have. Facebook is not just for stalking oneitis, but for looking at everyone, all the normies, who have what you don't have.

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What if im a roastie?

>>35019466
show your girl hole

>>35019466
You can't be a robot but you can what you're calling yourselves , a "fembot".

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>>35019476
Mines literally just a mound with a slit in it
pretty boring

>>35019466
i will only accept you as an honorary fembot if you post your vagina

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>>35018285
>Riches can't be robot

Oh, how so?

>>35019466
Hey bebbe, you're a roastie and I don't like anime. How about we ditch these losers and get a nice place to ourselves?

>>35018094
I'm two out of three.

I'm only not a virgin anymore because I flew to Vienna to rectify that, but to some people that "doesn't count" anyway.

>>35018399

Anime is becoming normieshit. Its not longer for unique snowflakes.

>>35019550
Because they are rich; that all.

>>35019152
>i dont like anime but i like anime people and anime culture, but i cant bring myself to watch anime besides random clips on youtube

I'm the exact same way. I like watching anime with people who enjoy it, and enjoy hanging around them, but I can count the number of anime series I've watched on my own in the past 12 years on one hand.

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>When """"Robots"""" claim not to hate themselves or to not have frequent thoughts of suicide

Normies, the lot of em

>>35019601
this

I have seen a lot of Chad into anime, real robot into furry and MLP

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>>35019521
see >>35019534
lol

>>35019564
chad pls
I'm no stacy

>>35019601
Shounen is. Real anime will never become normie tier. Their demographic is pretty much robots.

>>35018273
But I'm: virgin, fatbot, ugly, pedo, like anime, have generalized anxiety disorder, and have major depressive disorder.

And yet I have friends. Would I be excluded from robothood simply for having them?

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>>35019653
A couple of hours with me and we'll soon rectify that.

>>35019606
Why can't you be both? That picture is my room and you obviously noticed how fucked up I am.

>>35018094
>likes anime
you faggots are more obnoxious and cancereous than normalfags
fucking manchildren.

>>35018131
you don't know the pain of being a faggot and still remain a permavirgin

>>35019521
That's the opposite of roastie.

>>35019674
no, just manchildren and autists
not every manchild is robot and not every robot is manchild

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>>35019757

I know thy feel, faggotanon

>>35019626
This

No robot wants to exist.

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>>35019741
uhmm I'll pass lol

>>35019816
I thought that just meant a girl on here?
Sorry I haven't lurked that long

>>35019866
"Roastie" stems from "roast beef" which is what high mileage pussy lips look like. Essentially it means slut.

>>35019866

No a roastie is a vagina that literally looks like roast beef. Look up an arbie's roast beef special, that'll give you an idea of what's being talked about. Or watch like, almost any porno ever, there's always one.

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>>35019896
Great.. now I feel dumb

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>>35018094
>liking anime
>robot

Hah! Fucking normie

>>35019951
You shouldn't, since vaginas don't work that way and no one uses the term outside this board.

>>35019466
then you're my future gf

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>>35019866
You don't know what you're missing, roastie. I'm figuratively bathing in Stacy's right now. You'd be a fool to refuse.

>>35019993
>vaginas don't work that way

Except nearly every single pornstar has roast beef and I've never seen a virgin with beef curtains.

Any evidence to support your claim? Heck, any reasoning or alternative possibilities for why some vaginas are nice and innie and some are gross and flappy?

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>>35019993
Yeah innies and outies

>>35019994
You probably wouldn't want me
I'm a mutt

>>35020114
i'm a desperate loser replying to a female on an anonymous imageboard

it's o k a y

>>35018094
>under 6ft

/thread

>>35019466
then you're the cancer killing this board so you can have 5 minutes worth of attention
fucking kill yourself slut

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>>35020147
Do people usually hookup on here?

>>35020259
sorry

>>35018094
I'm a chad so could I still be a robot?

>>35020296
nope

are you a crazy cat lady

>>35020424
No I just like them why do you ask?

Not liking anime means you probably relate to Western media which means you share share sensibilities with normalfags so it's not totally crazy to say liking anime is essential to be a robot

>>35020594
cucked by jake

>>35020424
>>35020594


OMG! I posted a guys dick pic he gave me on accident
help

>Ctrl+F
>no "circumcised"
Wew

>>35018094
You forgot "being unnatractive".

>>35020621
yeah you should get off this board you dumb cunt

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>>35020760
ugh.. sorry

>>35020771
you're gonna hurt that cat

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>>35020771
Hey sweetie, sorry if I was too aggressive before. You know, it's really because I'm hiding a lot of pain inside. Maybe if we could talk for a little while, it'd make me feel better.

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>>35020792
I would never hurt cats
Just random pics I saved from imgur

>>35020815
Just listen to some music that pumps you up
always works for me

>>35020944
are you going to be my gf yet

>>35020944
Really good idea, sweetie, really good. I should have thought of that. You're full of good ideas. I'd love to hear some more of your ideas, honey. Give me your digits so we can have a heart-to-heart chat and you can tell me some of your other good ideas.

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>>35018269
Did somebody say loli of the season?

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>>35020989
I dont even know you but this guy is creeping me out >>35021079

>>35021304
that's okay, post throwaway

>>35018094
Shitty teeth.
org

>>35021304
Dude, this is how you pick up women, bro.

Do I have to like anime

>>35019674

>Real anime will never become normie tier

While true, most anime these days is sticking to a formula with widespread appeal.

>>35021320
You can if you want.
I'm not posting anything here

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>>35018291
>talks shit about anime on a anime imageboard

>>35019744
Yeah looks like you're really struggling
>Delusional richies

what if you had sex for the sake of pleasuring somebody, didn't enjoy it, and regretted it. Does that magically still remove wizard powers?

Every single virgin ITT.
Take your salty ass over to
>>>wizchan
You will be happy, we (the actual robots not just salty virgins) will be happy, everybody wins.

Now fuck right off and never, ever come back unless you are ready to act like adult instead of loudly obsessing about MUH VIRGINITY.

Bye now.

>>35021438
You have to understand that these redditor newfags think of 4chan as an alt-right imageboard.

>>35021784
wizchan is /r9k/ with the denial more deeply buried and fewer actual wizards, ironically

it is a joke

>>35021414
[email protected]

Oh god, this board just gets worse and worse.
But please comfort me kind robots.
Everyday is not the best, but today I feel alone and lost on a whole new level than before.
I just need someone to tell me to give my best and that everything will be okay.
Someone to tell me that there is no reason to be afraid.
To tell me to get past my silly grudges and insecurities.
Tonight I just need somebody, please.