ITT: times when you or someone else lost control and went

>>35015584
This normie was constantly provoking me and even trying to hit me, so once he decided to spit on me and Islammed him into the wall, so the girls in my class starti joking about me being a pyscopath and having a double personality, you can't really win against normies.

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>>35015632
>and Islammed him into the wall

Inshallah brother, very good.

>>35015584
>kid called Adam in my year, constantly bullied by the bully called Diff
>adam took all kinds of abuse for months
>diff in frustration ended up making jokes about adams dead sister
>diff ended up getting hit with a wrench from the metalwork labs

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>>35015632
>Islammed him into the wall

Did he blowed up????

>>35015584
Typing this on phone so expect some (You)'s for my effort
>be me in 5th grade
>new to class
>in the breaks we get i just sat at my desk with my MP3 Player
>listening to some super edgy metal one day
>teacher comes in, everybody takes their seat
>teacher looks at me and tells me to shut my music off
>howboutishutyouoff.fedora
>just stare at her for a few seconds to show how cool i am
>decide to give in
>plan to turn off my MP3 player as slow and smooth as possible
>a kid behind me pulls both earplugs out of my ears
>giggles and chuckles come from every direction
>thisismylastresort.gif
>take one end of headphonecable
>swing it right through the fuckers face
>unintentional blood
>looks at me more in the most terrified way ive seen someone look at me to thus day
>stand in front lf him
>whisper "you shouldn't have done that" into silence that came up
>sit back down again
>teacher is unable to act
>just proceeds with the lesson and ignoring my most intense whip ever
>still became friends with him
>we went on a skitrip last month, a lot of fun

>>35016061
getting whipped with a cable fucking hurts.

i assumed he stopped then anon?

>>35016181
He just looked at me in big regret and big despair
What do you mean with "he stopped "?

>My father a few years ago
>He was in the military at the time
>A celebration is coming for some reason, there will be a lot of people and since my dad works in the barrack's bar (some sort of club among soldiers and officers), he has to help around.
>Just a few days before the whole thing takes place, they get an alcohol delivery.
>They have to carry those huge barrels from the other side of the base to the bar.
>My dad carries one of them, he's muscular but has his limits.
>When he reaches the place, Sgt. Dickhead tells him to get it upstairs, on the third level to his office.
>He complies, even if it's stupid, and getting there Lt. Goodguy asks him why he got it up all by himself, because the party is gonna be downstairs, there's no need for the barrel to be there.
>papaspissed.jpeg
>He lifts the thing, sweating, gets downstairs redfaced, and drops the thing right at Sgt. Dickhead's feet.
>"Here's your fucking beer, goddamn mongrel."
>Lt. Goodguy saw that. It never got reported, and nobody has ever asked him to carry barrels needlessly again.

>>35015756
Was Diff kill?

>>35015584
>sister carrying my laptop to printer to check something out
>its on 2% batter and it dies really fucking quickly because i was a retard and never took it off the charger
>shes taking her time walking down the hall
>"you gotta be quick its gonna die"
>"shut up"
>i fucking scream at the top of my lungs and shove her aside

it was pretty funny because I'd never snapped like that before
I was 14 or 15 at the time

>7th grade
>dickhead who always gives me shit goes up behind me and claps both sides of my face
>don't even think, just automatically swing and deck him in the fucking face
>everyone is like what the fuck

>also 7th grade
>some dickbag is always taking my lunch box and throwing it in trees and shit
>have enough one day
>use my full body mass (I was a fat fuck so there was a good bit of it) to slam him into a tree
>never fucked with me again, became friends afterward

>also 7th grade
>it was a rough year for me
>this one guy is the worst of the tormentors
>gives me all kinds of shit every day
>one day I've had enough
>pick him up by the throat and slam him against the wall
>fully intending to slaughter the fucker right there
>two proto-chads have to pull me off

Somehow I never got in trouble doing any of this shit

> 4th grade
> Craze of "kickball" sweeping the playground
> Not even real kickball, just kids line up on either side of the blacktop and kick balls at each other
> Kind of like dodgeball but if you get hit you don't go out
> You literally just kick balls back and forth
> Just as retarded as it sounds
> All balls on the playground are taken for Dodgeball
> One rolls my way
> Take it
> Get some of my friends who aren't playing Dodgeball and we play foursquare
> Some larval stage stacy comes over and tells us to give her the ball for kickball
> Tell her to fuck off (in 4th grade terms)
> Really hate kickball by this point because it seems like everyone is playing it and they won't shut up about it
> Just wanna play foursquare or basketball or pretty much anything but kickball
> Fucking cunt steals the ball mid-throw
> Tell her to give it back
> She kicks me in the fucking dick
> noyoudidit.gif
> Unleash tard rage
> Extra potent because I was a dumb kid
> Completely override the pain
> Slap the ball out of her hands
> Punch her in the gut as hard as I can
> Run over, get the ball she took, and throw it at her while she's coughing and writhing on the floor
> Probably would've kicked her too if the teacher hadn't intervened
> tfw she didn't get in trouble for kicking me but I got in trouble for punching her
> tfw my parents said she had it coming for hitting me first so I didn't get in trouble with them and really thats all that matters

>>35016061
Man I miss being a kid.

When fuck ups like that stayed fuck ups in the past and people could reason beyond it. As an adult you pull something of this caliber and you're fucked with that person

>faggot chink is a hypnotard
>attempt to 'brainwash' me
>faggot fails so hard
>splergs about in rage
>autism levels off the charts
>beat his ugly face into the pavement repetitively

>>35017766
Another one from around the same time
> Played soccer
> Shit player on a shit team
> Tired of being shit
> Playing a really good team
> Kid keeps purposefully running into me
> At one point he knocks me over
> Get fucking enraged
> He goes after the ball and is tussling with one of our team mates for it
> Get in close
> Purposely trip him
> He falls over
> Prepare to plant my cleat firmly in his asshole
> Kids rolls over
> Seize the opportunity to step on his balls instead
> And I mean step on them, put my whole weight down on his body as I step over him
> Game is stopped because he can't get up and walk
> Kid is crying
> Their coach says I tripped him
> Turn on the waterworks and say it was an accident
> Don't think my coach believed me but he didn't want to be responsible for a kid who probably just rendered one of their players infertile for life
> End up getting out of it without any repercussions
I'm not sure how I became such a beta because I did some pretty unhinged shit when I was young

>grade 4
>Get a sucker candy for something
>Some douchebag grabs it from me
>Literally deck him in the face and break his nose

Guy was scared of me for the rest of the time I went to that school, always cringed when I lifted my hands to him. Felt kinda bad about it but he was a prick and he stole my sucker.

>>35015584
>walking down the street with my brother, smoking cigarettes
>just got back from smoking a bowl
>3 girls by a bench, playing music loudly, taking selfies
>as we walk by, one of them yells "lick my clit"
>couldent have been older than 14
>Turn around and call her a degenerate
>she asks me for a cigarette
>start screaming at her in german
>start seig heiling and screaming
>girls leave

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>be around 15 years old
>last year of living with parents
>have everything arranged for me to move out
>stepmom is really pissing me off, being happy that I finally get kicked out to live on my own
>the family cat that she got has annoyed me for ages
>alone at home one day
>stepmom calls me that I should feed the cat and be useful at least once in my life
>Go all REEEEEEE on her and call her a fat cow, bitch and some other names
>She gets angry and tells me that she is coming home and giving me a good ass whooping
>walk around angrily and in the heat of the moment get a stupid idea
>take the cat and throw it at our dog
>dog gets pissed off
>starts chasing the cat around the house
>laugh a whole lot
>the cat unleashes a shitnado while running, leaving a real big shit stain on the walls
>cat hides under a bed and the dog loses interest eventually
>take a plastic bag
>put the cat in the bag, it doesn't resist
>close the bag with a good knot and take it outside
>take out the shotgun from the gun safe
>load two slugs in
>shoot the cat twice from point blank range
>have a damn good time
>clean the gun and put it back in the safe
>wait for stepmom to come home
>she cries and is too shocked to give ,e that promised ass whooping
>dad says nothing after he comes home, just looks at me weird
>dad and stepmom never called after I moved out to live on my own again
It was a good way to cut ties with them I guess and I don't regret it to this day.

>be me
>grade 4
>end of the school day
>getting on bus
>i get in trouble for something
>since i got in trouble on bus the driver try's to take me dsi
>neinyoudidnt.wmv
>as shes trying to grab the ds
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>kick her dead in the nose
>break her nose
>she presses charges
>go to court dont get in trouble because of asburgers
>get in car wreck next day
>lose part of my large intestine

karma is a bitch

>>35018137
>Trying this hard to be an edgelord

I swear to god if this thread dies after I post this
>be me
>year 8 all boys highschool
>year level think I'm a tard
>intermission waiting for next teacher
>taking their fucking time
>no friends in class
>dipshits of the year level walk into room
>one pats me on the head
>tardrage.exe
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>they run out of the room
>people continued to pat me on the head for the rest of the year

>year 9
>dipshit kid being an ass to me
>he is a mothers boy
>giving me shit
>fake punches me twice
>I take him the fuck out with a right hook
>he is stunned
>he is is afraid of me for the next few months
>he gets shit for being punched by the tarded kid

>>35018137
That is fucking nuts man. Good story.
Why did they kick you out @ 15?

>>35018337
Its a common age when younglings are sent to live on their own here, I also didn't get along with my stepmom at all and they felt like that it was best to send me live on my own for that reason as well.
Good times.

>>35018137
Are you a psychopath?
Why didn't you lock your mom out of the house instead

>>35017766
>>35017934
These stories have me rolling. Thank (You) Anon.

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ooooh do i have one for you
it actually happened this year

>be me
>grade 8
>playing xbox because the teachers are nice and let us do things like this sometimes
>playing black ops 2
>having fun
>me and a friend want to do 1v1
>a literal retard, who i think had severe autism or smt
>he says he doesn't want to stop playing because... reasons
>say give up controller
>doesn't do it
>me and other kids try to force the controller out of his hands
>punches me on the arm
>motherfuckeriknowyoudidnotjustdothat.sai
>punch him in the jaw
>protocal tard rage 78 initiated
>starts whaling on me with his fat whale like arms
kek
>teacher pulls him off
>after teacher pulls him off i say "autism is a hell of a drug"
>when hes not looking friend of mine punches his temple
>the tard gets 2 days suspension
>mfw

>>35018458
Where the fuck is this
why do I get the feeling this is some filipino or malay shit

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>>35015675
I want to express my comedic affection at your response, but I find that my comment has been deemed not original.

>get invited to first ever house party at the age of 15
>pretty fukkin edgy at this age
>standing on the stairs since the house is packed, with my friends talking
>chads and stacey's are above us fucking around in the bathroom smoking or some shit
>suddenly a fucking cunt who'd I'd know for many years held onto the banister and kicked my back
>I nearly fall down the stairs but friends stop me from falling
>drink goes all over me
>last resort by papa roach comes into my head
>walk up to him without saying a word and slam his head backwards into the sharp edge of the wooden post at the end of the banister
>then he fell down, his friends started yelling and we left

Nothing really came of it except some fucks giving me evil looks for weeks on end, it was the only autistic alpha thing I've done

>>35015675
Massively originally underated

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>>35018735
I know you want someone to say underage b& but I really don't want to give you that satisfaction. 3/10

>>35015584
trump protestant going full reee because someone was reeeing in the back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBe7P6dBBzU

>>35017583

I'm genuinely supprised that you didn't turn into an alpha or a school shooter

>>35016413
If he stopped fucking with you afterwards. Do you ever bring it up to him sometimes?

>>35020324
Well as a result of a bunch of shit in middle school, mostly involving the dude in the third story, in high school I just decided to not really interact with anyone. Kept me from ever getting to the point I would have wanted to do a school shooting but also kept me from forming any relationships or having any kind of proper teenage years so now here I am as a fucking loser on r9k

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>>35019588
dude needs to take a fucking chill pill