Robots, why don't you just augment your dick?

>>35017744
That looks like it would be painful

I would cop a footlong if the surgery was safer.

>>35017744
>augment
I'd rather just chop off my dick and balls with a meat cleaver if my genitals looked like that

>>35017769
To this I respond "For whom?"

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>>35017815
For everybody.

>>35017744
True robots should take HRT and turn it i to a clit (boiclit). They are already more feminine than woman.

>>35017744
Is that an open wound on his dick?
Good god that looks painful. You can't fap with that, shit's gonna snap.

>>35017966
how would you go through airport security?

How do chicks with clit and nip rings do it? do the TSA know?

>>35017966
>Is that an open wound on his dick?
Sort of. An incision was made up the length and left to heal. It'll eventually become the same color(ish) as the rest of his dick.

>>35017870
What about growing a boipucci?

>>35017870

A better idea would be to join a monastery (which is what robots would do in the past) and aspire to higher spiritual values instead of being a glorified sex doll.

I can not even imagine why anyone would want to fuck that thing, let alone actually do that to themselves. It looks like nail bomb crossed with a piece of alien fruit.

The piercer would laugh at it.

>>35017744

I feel the need to sand those weird blister looking things off.

>>35017744
When I was little there was this video circulating on people's phones(back when everyone had phones but most didn't have a pc or internet, at least in my shitty 3rd world country.) that showed all sorts of shit like this and people mutilating themselves and stuff.

I was too afraid to sleep for 2 days after I saw it. Kept thinking about how would anybody ever do that to themselves and the thought terrified me for some reason.

>>35018894
They're subdermal implants, little balls of medical-grade silicone.

>>35018992
The Pain Olympics

>>35019306

I don't give af what they are, I want to sand them down.

>>35019415

I knew carpenters were a load perverts.

>>35018992
>>35019349
yep BME pain Olympics, I remember everyone saying it was fake in disbelief

>>35019349
Old fags will remember this.

>>35018552
Of we go back even further they would become cocksleeves for greek soldiers

Sorry, my penis is augmented.

>>35019349
>>35019673
No dick and no money.

Haha.

>>35020321
STICK WITH THE PROD
PROD WITH THE PROD

>>35019645
Pretty sure at least some of it was fake.