>Hey, it's me! We met at a party about a year ago, you

>>35018221
I didn't even know disabled people could have children

>>35018221
Pretty funny considering I am virgin and never had alcohol or been to a party. Also you are in a wheelchair and there is no way I would be able to lift you up to have sex with you because I am too skinny.

>>35018221
she s cute af and that baby is a clear future chad/stacy

wheelchair locked down, basically property, we re set boys

But I'm black.

Be gone, Harlot.

i can take care of the baby but not her.. the fucking trouble of having to deal with a disabled person, need help for everything.

>fucked her so hard she's disabled now
>can't even remember it
Why

>>35018221
>Oh the wheelchair? Chad pounded me so hard that the doctors say I will never walk again.
>No, I'm not really into sex anymore.

what would be the legal recourse in this situation? what if she's insisting its my child?

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>>35018221
> kill them both anon, your seed is too pure for this corrupted Earth

>>35018221

"heh, nothing personnel, kid"

*teleports*

>>35018342
>b-but can i provide you two??

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>>35018340

this post is the dream

>>35018361
DNA testing to prove its not yours in court.

The real question becomes should I just lie and agree to take care of the kid for 24/7 access to this women's pleasure holes?

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>>35018221
>implying I drink
>implying I go out
Leave now, roastie-on-wheels.
And take Chad's spawn with you.

>>35018421
>you will never fucka paraplegic in her stoma and rub her colostomy bag on your face

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She wasn't in a wheelchair before that night, nomsayin.

>>35018421
More robots need to realize that sinfle mommies are far and away their best chance to avoid dying bitter and alone

>blonde
>white
>blue eyes
she got pounded by chad alright

>>35018421
No because I am not a cuckold. I would rather die happier alone then live as a cuckold.

>>35018614
>die happier alone
>then live as a cuckold

So, zombie, ghost or vampire?

>>35018221
Sorry baby that wasn't me I would be unable to lift you due to how much I can lift so how drunk were you ttt

>>35018614
Taking care of Chads demonseed is a fair exchange for qt paraplegic I'd say, don't see how actually having sex makes you a cuck btw

>>35018266
>>35018678
>he can't even lift a tiny, skinny cripple with noodle legs
I bet she weighs less than 45 kilograms.

>>35018221
This is actually a legitimate fear of mine as an alcoholic that goes to random parties to get as drunk as possible. That being said she better abort that baby.

>>35018584
I refuse even though this is true. Can't raise chad spawn

>>35018745
Do you seriously think Chad would fuck and impregnate a cripple?

>>35018745
/pol/ memes aren't going to cuddle you and laugh at your jokes and swallow your cum like a single mommy GF will anon. They're so appreciative

>>35018690
>Chad gets to pass on his genes.
>You get to pay to raise his offspring.
>You don't get to pass on your genes.
>Chad won't have to pay a single cent to continue his lineage because you do.
Nothing more cuck then dating a single mother. You are basically a eunuch like in olden times. How Chads got harems of women and the rest of the men were castrated and had to work to support Chad's offspring.

>>35018767
Chad is the one who crippled her when his 9" dick pinned her spine against her vertabrae

>>35018797
>then
You need to learn English.

>>35018706
she couldnt even have that kid if she weighed that little

>>35018797
>muh genes
>muh cuck memes

Your genes aren't going to keep you warm at night and make you breakfast and ask about your day and show everyone in your life that you're not a retarded useless autist. A singls mommy GF would do all that and more

>>35018797
except I'm banging a 7/10 paraplegic.

>You don't get to pass on your genes.
I don't want kids anyway, and If I did why not just impregnate the cripple?

>>35018827
Not everyone here speaks English as their first language.

i had that scare before.

>drive a girl home from work
>she told me that she would make me dinner as a thank you
>ok
>i'm going to go take my usual after work nap
>i woke up to her sucking my penis
>she hopped ontop of me held me down
>she got off of me made me dinner
>i came home happy
>a few months i got into a car accident
>hospitals stays and rehab
>i went to someone's retirement party talk to the girl
>anon you missed it i was pregnant
>i had a scared in my head
>o and i'm engaged
>nice congratulations

>>35018221
Damn that girl is pretty
There should be a financial abortion

>>35018848
But would a cripple make you breakfast?

>>35018797
Who the hell said you don't get to have a child too dipshit?

Even without walking and assuming she is a cum loving single mommy this girl is way out of the league of 90% of the pathetic fucks on this board

> Septum Piercing
Ain't my kid. Even at my most desperate I wouldn't hit someone with one of those. It's less a red flag and more like a huge flashing LED sign of "DO NOT FUCK WITH" accompanied by air raid sirens

>>35018892
Her hands are still functional dude. She'd just need an adjusted kitchen floor.

>>35018899
>Who the hell said you don't get to have a child too dipshit?
Go look at online dating websites. Like 95%+ of them are all looking for someone to take the daddy and role and specify they aren't having any more kids.

>>35018876
There is. It is called Chad making you pay to raise his kid for him.

>>35018876
once the child exists, it takes priority over both parents, so that we taxpayers don't have to pay for your fuck trophy

the laws will never change concerning child support because of this, so stop pushing that retarded idea, you underage

>>35018221
Aw sweet I have a hot ass waifu and a family now

>>35018377
Laughed so damn hard at this

>>35018953
Women have the option to abort and leave the child for adoption. A woman's options have nothing to do with the child, only the woman. Men have nothing. Do you think a woman will keep a child she knows she can't force a man to support financially?

>>35018706
I weigh 50KG at 5'8", am a man, work in a job where manual labour is involved.

>>35019046
What kind of job is it? You should be able to carry at least your own weight.

>>35018797
>>Chad gets to pass on his genes.
>>You get to pay to raise his offspring.
>>You don't get to pass on your genes.

Nigga you're on /R9k/ posting about "Chad." Do you REALLY want to curse some sorry child with your genes?

>>35019046
Jesus fucking christ dude did you convert or type wrong? 110 at 5'8? Jesus dude I'm a bodybuilder but I'm fucking 184 at 5'6"

>>35019106
>>35019151
I'm Asian, I work in IT but need to lift heavy servers. I can lift my own weight with great effort

>>35019109
If my genes were so bad that would make me a terrible father. Which means that I should not be dating a single mother to raise another man's child according to your logic.

>>35019151
>184 at 5'6''
You need to slim down.

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>>35018221
>>Hey, it's me! We met at a party about a year ago,
I haven't left my house in 6 years, not even joking.

>you got pretty drunk, haha! You probably don't even remember me
I don't drink and I really don't remember you.

> but I don't think I'll ever forget that night!
Maybe you should because I'm pretty sure I was at home fapping to mother x son or trap hentai after a long day of playing vidyia.

> Anyway, say hello to your newest family member!
What did she mean by that?

You're cute btw miss, I will ask my mom to bring some cookies and milk for us.

>>35019275
Actually I just do assloads of steroids.

Kai Greene is only 5'8" and weights 300 in the offseason.

>>35018221
i don't go to partys ya fucking normie.

>>35019429
Is it just for show, or are you legitimately strong?

>>35018221
I still worry about the girl I blew my load in 2 years ago during my S-Trip. We were both really drunk and the condom broke, but we both took a shower afterwards so I think she never noticed.

I lost my virginity to her and so far it's been the only time I've ever had sex but I still worry that something might've happened.

>>35019473
I was pretty strong for my size (I DLed 415 twice and Squatted 325 several times) but I popped two discs in my lower back. My full body strength has obviously gone downhill since then. :-/

DNA test or GTFO

>DNA test proves its yours

I GTFO to another country after telling everyone I'm going to a completely different country

>>35019429
>assloads of steroids
>5'6
KEK you must be so funny to look at manlet. I too am on an assfull of steriords right now im blasting 600mg of tren and 200mg of test.
The difference is I am a 6'4 220lb MAN not a 5'6 BABY. You are a fucking pathetic overcompensating manlet and that is what you will always be you are not even 200lb and are on steriods LMAO kill yourself

>>35018715
>she better abort that baby.

i dont think u know how abortion works, man

>>35019903
Lol, what a faggot.

My GF is a hot, 5'9" grad student and I used to slay on Tinder (OP of >35019278)

Pretty happy with my life. Can you honestly say the same? :-)

>>35019903
I'm on 400 Tren with 200 Test but I also use 300 Mast year-round to keep my GF full of thick loads

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>>35020007
Sure you have a """"GF"""" as a 5'6 manlet
HAHAHAHA don't get me started pipsqueak being born short is a worse misfortune then being a starving African child.
You can stay on r9k and live in fantasy all day but in reality no woman would EVER consider manlets unless they have money only to cuck them with tall alphas like me

>>35020031
Nice nothing beats Tren imo I love getting bigger and leaner at the same time.

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>>35020007
>I used to slay on Tinder
riggggggghhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttttttttttttt

Not my baby. that lil dude is white.

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>>35020007
Bitch said friends im dyying

>>35020112
Sick meme bro, totes originalini

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>>35020007
Why don't you learn like this manlet did kys

>>35020172
>>35020202

I live in Texas and I'm taller than almost every Latina girl, sooo.

Keep memeing tho bro, do you.

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>>35020007
This nigga in the gym be like

>>35020221
Awwww, you really hurt my feels there Anon! :'-( I better get some head from my 5'9" gf

>>35018614
I don't get this meme

it's just adoption. you're getting a hot wife and adopting a little baby who will never even know that you're not biologically related

how is that cuckoldry? are orphanages cuckold repositories?

>>35020255

The hilarious thing is that this dude still gets laid more often than most of this board.

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>>35020245
Manlets in the club be like
>Bitches want this

>>35020277

/pol/ says it's degenerate and jews or some shit, and they memed these faggots into thinking passing on their failed genes is a good thing for the world.

You know, it sounds about right. Lose my virginity, don't remember it happening and now have 18 years of child support to pay for my spawn.

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>>35020261
I swooped a pic of u and 2 of you bitches not bad
LMAO

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>>35020261
>This manlet in the real world

>>35020327
Further evidence tall women love manlet cock! Thanks for helping the case.

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>>35020312
I think passing on your genes is good as well. But I just don't see how a woman with a 0-2 year old child is a bad thing. The baby will be your child. And you can then impregnate the woman over and over again and have lots of kids with her. It's just that one of them will have been adopted.

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>>35020007
Is this you?
Dont spead your defective manlet seed ohhh thats right nobody wants to fuck you anyway manlet KEK

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>>35020007
LMAO bitch prefers little dicks over manlets they have NO HOPE

Why all the shitposting in this thread its not even about short people

>>35020436
Yeah but the memes dude. If you're not a total cunt to everyone of a different race and who isn't your genetic line, you're a liveral numale beta cuck lolol I'm the edgiest kid in all of 9th grade

>>35020693
Some cringey virgin faggot is jelly that I am 5'6" and get to lick and fuck the asshole of a 5'9" QT with my 5" manlet cock

>>35021777
Trips confirm women can't say no to manlet cock

>>35018221

Excuse me ma'm, you must be mistaken.

I produce so much sweat when in close proximity to females that sex would be physically impossible.

And babies r disgusting u roastie kys.

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>>35018221
>yesterday
>be at supermarket
>see guy I sort of knew from High School
>has 2 kids with him, both black, he's white
>we're talking and he mentions how he can't believe I haven't gotten a GF yet
>I'm a 27 KV
>He said he managed to find a GF....except she already had 2 kids before they met
>mfw
Really made me appreciate my KV status

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>>35018221
hol the fuck up shes in a wheelchair

is there some disabled porn

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>>35022597
Good call. That roaster is in a chair.
>shock thread debunked

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>>35018221

>we met at a party
>a party
>outside my room

I don't think so

>>35018221
I never go to parties. This is clearly not my child.