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>still can't play a rather easy but fast solo
>guitar is busted and don't have money for a new one even if it's another used one
>only bands I can find can't into prog-rock
>confined to be a bedroom musician forever

>>35052983
Go out and meet musicians. It's what I'm trying (and failing) to do.

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>go to guitar center
>hook up a Jaguar to an amp and some distortion/reverb pedals
>start playing some chords and waving the shit out of the tremolo
>guitar center employee asks me to "Please stop"

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>>35052624
I like cute boys, post cute boys

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>>35052605
W-we're the britfeel boys. DEUS VULT

>>35052624
Third for thanking OP for making a consistent thread

you ain't got no idea what a robot done be if you think a robot done what for capable of bein' what for now in a dormitormeum and talkin' to women at all in the first place, heard?

>>35052618
You could always just ask her. I mean she might surprise you and just let you.

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>>35053053
>tripfag
shut up, dude, no one asked you

>>35052505
None that would really be sad about it.

>>35052553
This
No one would cry except maybe my mom because she has to

>>35052505
About a dozen people I actually give a shit about. A fuck ton of people I hate that are only there for attention. Normalfags don't give a shit about you, they just want to look like nice people online to feed their attention whore desires.
>Oh man anon and I were total bros in high school even though we never hung out. I never saw this coming.
>I'm going to miss Anon so much! He was so cute I wish we dated. Stacy, does this selfie by his grave look good enough for instagram?
>Dude, Anon was such a cool guy, remember that time we all made fun of him in class? I better post the jokes on facebook again so we can all remember him and get likes.

>>35052452
You're a faggot.


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>take a fat dump
>wipe my ass
>no shit on toilet paper
every time, am I blessed?

>>35052474
And you're a filthy lowlife who's walks around with a smelly, stinking asshole, sticky with remnants of shit
>>35052489
One off, also I love that feeling, but I still wash out of habit

>>35052294
hello OP, lvl 32 wizard here

sure is a great day to stew in self loathing, yeah?

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>>35052294
who hurt you anon, the chads come and go but the robots are here forever

>>35052294
>free attention
>don't even need a login like with facebook
>can call yourself a "channer" for special points with other normies

Why would they leave, they fester on the (you)s, a Normie has to obtain social attention, this is just another outlet to them

>>35052290
I'm 5'9 and 120 lbs, so anytime I see a picture with my arms and legs exposed I want to fucking kill myself. I actually look like a skeleton.

>>35052290
Yes. Get furious, channel that hatred into a long term effort and: eat healthy, lift, work and make money, with possible plastic surgery.

That's my plan, at least.

>>35052313
I was about 100 until mid 20s, then i gained a lot of fat really fast, now i am 154 at 5'7 and no matter what my belly wont go
>>35052357
I feel so depressed and anxious if i go out though, i also feel no motivation at all, how do you do it?

Congratulations! Shoot for 20,000 now! You can do it!

>>35052201
How hard is it to just eat 1500 calories a day
and or not shovel food into your pudgy little mouth?

>>35052201
Congrats, why set this goal for yourself?

https://youtu.be/i3IkAHAOQIk?t=1m12s

>>35052103
Exit bag? Of course there's always one asshole who says it's extremely painful

>>35054003
For a presumably big guy like him, probably.

>>35052020
If you want to be nice to your mother apologize to her and do something nice. Finding her dead son on her birthday is something that would ruin her. Life is awful and it does not get any better, learn to live with it.

Here's what you do
Unplug your computer
drive to the nearest gun range with your computer fill it full of holes then go to the restaurant and apologize to your mother.

but since this is all a fake gay story
you should just turn your computer off
and stop shitting up the internet with your faggotry.

>>35052020
Why the fuck do you care what your mom thinks of you enough you would kill yourself.

>>35051741
Speaking as a man who has fucked more cunts than cervical cancer, no. No they fucking cannot.

All conversations I've had over text and facebook with them are painful and every conversation with them is dumb, petty shit where they say "like" constantly.

Women are retarded.

>>35051741
the best part of being in a relationship is that on the occasion that you shave your legs, they get happy, and you can say "don't say i'm not good to you"

took me a few minutes

>>35051767
>>35051741
the odd occasion*

because the adults in the audience who were watching with their kids think its funny

theyre from the generation where a man dressed as a woman is inherently funny

Crossdressing has been in cartoons since the 30's.

>>35051652

Trust me, Fairy Odd Parents did tons of gay shit. As cited from ED:

Remind them how gay the show is
In the episode Fairy Fairy Quite Contrary Timmy and Remmy Buxaplenty play a game called 'Virtua Stud' which is a reference to the 1995 hard core gay porno film Virtual Stud.
In the episode Action Packed there was a loose cannon cop on the edge who doesn't play by the rules named Ryan McCain which is a reference to a Ryan McCain who was in the gay porno Black Cocksuckers 2.
FOP has tremendous amounts of cross-dressing, one good example is the Miss Dimmsdale episode where Timmy's dad tried to enter the Miss Dimmsdale beauty competition, in a dress. Worse yet, Adam West expressed interest in him.
In the opening of the Fairly Oddparents episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen Timmy is seen enjoying the soap opera The Kissy Kissy Goo Goo Romance Hour on a portable TV. If that wasn't gay enough yet, later in the episode he is turned into a girl and develops a new appreciation for comic books because they have "muscular guys in spandex fighting crime."
In the episode Fairly Odd Baby, Cosmo and Wanda have their own fairy baby. Guess who has it? That's right, Cosmo. Gotta give Nickelodeon credit for having the balls to show off their mpreg interest. Apparently fairies run on seahorse anatomy. So one last question: Who has the dick in the relationship again?

>>35051646
>small picture
>not full text

yare yare...

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I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my v-vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking w-wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking p-pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

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>>35051666
>>35051646
>Trusting predatory youkai
Yeah nice try you shitty bitch
we can do this the hard way or the easy way
Balls in your court.

>>35051608
I don't know or care what that game is.

Looks like dogshit and I want Gamergate 2

>>35051608
I liked it when female protagonists werent forced into the games because of some agenda.

>>35051545
Well I've heard of all this shit except that the universe is a factory.
Any info on this?

>>35051615
I think it elaborates on the notion of mechanical philosophy, the thought that the universe acts as a machine and that therefor all parts are inherently connected (like cogs in a great machinery) and everything is therefore also explicable through mere observation.

People like Kant however, believed there was a noumenal world (Ding an Sich) which we are only able to observe through the fenomenal world, the world we observe (which in essence is only a combination of the Ding an Sich and our own coginitive abilities). The fun part about this is that Kant also believed that causality (as well as time and space) doesn't exist in the universe, but is just someting within ourselves we use to make meaning of the world we observe.

>>35051545
As far down as the holohoax