If you were to die today, how many people would attend your funeral?

>>35052505
None that would really be sad about it.

>>35052553
This
No one would cry except maybe my mom because she has to

>>35052505
About a dozen people I actually give a shit about. A fuck ton of people I hate that are only there for attention. Normalfags don't give a shit about you, they just want to look like nice people online to feed their attention whore desires.
>Oh man anon and I were total bros in high school even though we never hung out. I never saw this coming.
>I'm going to miss Anon so much! He was so cute I wish we dated. Stacy, does this selfie by his grave look good enough for instagram?
>Dude, Anon was such a cool guy, remember that time we all made fun of him in class? I better post the jokes on facebook again so we can all remember him and get likes.

Just family.

>>35052505
Thousands. I'm from a rich family though that's probably why

Extended family would probably go, along with a few others

I'm Jewish and from our culture which is different to plain white culture, I'd probably have a few hundred.

>>35052505
Only one way to know for sure

Quite a lot actually

I'd say above 100 people

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Probably just my immediate family (I don't have any friends) and they don't really like me that much.

>>35052505
Sarah a cute

anyone want to team up to kidnap Sarah

As team leader I claim her feet

>>35053170
I'm in
Ohh lawdy
When i get ahold of her, it's gonna be nonstop, sweaty, sensual handholding

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>>35052505
>implying I'd have a funeral

unsurprisingly unoriginal

>>35052505
A lot of relatives only their to virtue signal and see the show like I'm some freak on display.

>>35052505
my relatives and 3 or 4 friends

>>35052505
>my parents and brother
>my mom's parents
>my cousin and her boyfriend and another cousin
>aunt and uncle (maybe)

Prob 10 people

My family and a few friends, maybe some coworkers. Around 10 or 15 altogether.

I'd be there so that's 1.

my mom and dad
my sister and her husband
my aunt

>>35052505
about 25 people i guess

>>35052505
My college friends (25) + my high school friends (30) + my parents (2) + my grandmas (2) + other relatives (60)

So I guess ZERO because I'm a fucking wizard and I can't die.

>>35053958
>having 55 friends & 64 relatives
holy shit
I can't even imagine what that would be like.

My stats:
>0 friends & 6 relatives

>>35054112
I'm a KV though, so it's not all good for me.

>>35054132
But at least it seems like you won't end up completely alone at any point in your life.
Unless all your friends and family actually hate you, or you choose to live alone.

>>35054288
>>35054191
why did you just do that

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>>35052505
Fuck funeral, I'm going straight to cryogen chamber