How to Touch a Girl's Feet (legally): a Guide for the Footsexual

you ain't got no idea what a robot done be if you think a robot done what for capable of bein' what for now in a dormitormeum and talkin' to women at all in the first place, heard?

>>35052618
You could always just ask her. I mean she might surprise you and just let you.

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>>35053053
>tripfag
shut up, dude, no one asked you

>>35053103
If thats how you feel anon.

>>35053053

Hi, Stacey! Welcome to /r9k/!

This is one of my key points: in the right setting, many girls don't even think twice. Some, you'll find, are weird about their feet and want to keep their socks.

If she starts apologizing for the state of her feet (chipped pedicure), you need to re-assure her fast, as girls can become self conscious.

>>35052618
This is the thread I've been waiting for so sooooo long, finally FINALLY an anon who loves the same shit I do

I'll write more in a bit, meanwhile enjoy a guy who's sort of like you in these videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VXkAcFcQpM&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9C6c-i_NGw&index=46&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50FruznkH0&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRAlEAnTt7M&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKt4-MV1KiY&

>>35052618
> How to Touch a Girl's Feet (legally): a Guide for the Footsexual Robot
>Many of these were tested in a college dormitory but I think they'd work most anywhere.

Post step by step instruction pls

>>35052618
I've only tested these in salons and parlors

Basically I look for any non-customer woman who's there and ask if I can look at her pedicure

Then I move to sit down and motion for her to come closer, the woman usually does most of the time

Then she keeps showing her feet after my asking again

But this time I pull/draw her feet up and look closely at each toe, each foot, and the big picture

Then I just start rubbing her feet and tell her that I've always wanted to work as a masseur but just for feet, and really admire girls' pedicures, I don't actually want to get one for myself

They usually let me and don't mind

Most of the foot rubs/massages I've scored this way usually lasted 10 minutes at the shortest around 30 minutes or sort of longer at the longest

If you can keep on enjoying rubbing her feet and just verbally reassure the other people in the place that you just love massaging feet and that's all, they just go back to doing their own thing over there

You'd think that foot fetish would be the most harmless and innocent fetish of all, but somehow you people manage to make it into something extremely weird and uncomfortable.
How do you do it?

>>35053053
It's one of the tripfags from the hug, kiss, or fuck your sisters/ imouto threads. Stay at those threads you fucking nigger.

>>35054318

you're a fucking liar.

the truth is that they called the police and now you're a registered sex offender.

>verbally reassure the other people in the place that you just love massaging feet

yeah, that'll work.

>>35054389

It is harmless. I don't know what it is with people being so repulsed by feet. Everyone has them, and plenty of people take good care of them.

Like people will think feet are gross, but are perfectly okay with licking an asshole that is regularly coated with shit because "well they wash it!!". yeah, and people wash their feet too.

>>35054821
I've only successfully done it 4 times, also I'm not OP just to be clear

I live in the 3rd world though, no political correctness or sexual harassment or sex offender registration or any of that first world problems crap, so they probably just thought I was some weirdo autist

I've yet to receive any calls or letters from the police

>>35054389
lmao

stop acting superior you little narcissistic weasel

>i-i have a perverted fetish but it's not creepy when i do it please respond to me femanons i am so much better than everyone here

that's why no one likes you

>>35054946
>they probably just thought I was some weirdo autist
And they're absolutely right

>>35054946

>just thought I was some weirdo autist
you are.

I guess if that flies in the 3rd world, then do what you gotta do.

>>35054957

it's funny how you say he's acting superior when that's exactly what you're doing right now. and people do make a huge deal out of it even though it's not even that bad. How does that translate into narcissism?

>>35054985
>>35054975

One of the few good things being a brownie shitskin and living in a 3rd world shithole, indeed

Gotta learn to not give a single shit about what other people think of you

Do whatever you want as long as it's not criminal or has damaging consequences

>>35054957
Word

fags and normos who just like looking at feet thinking that they have any moral ground lmoa

Real foot fetishes worship that shit rubbing massaging sucking licking and more

>>35054957
Projecting quite a bit there buddy.

>>35052618
>end up hanging out with wasted slut i know from college
>she storms off out the pub
>follow her back to her apartment
>she strips to her underwear and gets into bed
>think 'fuck it' and hop in beside her
>cuddle with her (female skin is so soft)
>get a quick feel of her tits but too beta to finger her
>massage her feet for most of the night
>in the morning she wakes up and nearly freaks out
>sees that I kept my clothes on (apart from socks), explain that I was worried about he
>she thanks me for taking care of her and not feeling her up
Best night of my life.

>>35054389
>t. Stacey who's insecure about her feet

>>35055053
based footbro massagebro

hard to find other guys who also genuine like rubbing/massaging girlfeet instead of just hankering over them like betas

>>35055016
>NO U

>>35055051
>omg i le learned le new word on le for chan le projecting LE PROJECTING

>EVERYONE I DON'T LIKE IS LE PROJECTING

fucking narcissistic cunts, get out of your own asses for five trucking seconds

>>35055097

>NO U

nice, so you don't have any sense of self awareness. good to know.

>>35055097
Just because you used "le" and typed in capital letters, doesn't mean I am wrong.

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Footjob is Evil. As Evil as women are.

>>35054222
Holy shit what a dude. Walks up to a girl in a gas station and just casually films her feet, AND SHE'S OKAY WITH IT.

Is this what I could do if I wasn't a turbo autist?

>>35052618
>make a thread titled: How to...
>guide is one sentence long

fuck off poser

>>35056981

sorry my step mom came home and told me to get off "your faggot porn website"