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Why are manlets so angry all the time???

i don understand this
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>>35127764
Why do some manlets keep making posts pretending to be rude lanklets to make manlets hate us when we actually have no problem with them???

I don understand this
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>>35127832
Hey no need to be self-consiouss mate im just asking
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>>35127764
U T T E R L Y

B T F O

MANLETS SHOULD LITERALLY OFF THEMSELVES

it's saturday night
time for some rosemary bread
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How about you can go fuck yourself and stop orbiting rose. She can care less about you while fucking chad.
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oh rose
it's so nice to see how you and your horse get along with each others families

do you like simone? do you think she's pretty?

>>35127585
thx for the bump, frogman.
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>>35127699
>>35127524
How is it that the kids all wound up looking like equidae yet none of the parents do. Was n8ns dad cucked by a horse

Very interesting maps
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>>35127493
History sure is interesting. I'm more into current events right now though.
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>>35127493
America will soon be ours.
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>>35127493

is there a source lol

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what are you listening to right now robots?

listening to clever girl - no drum and bass in the jazz room (with a rainstorm recording in the background for atmosphere)
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>>35127366
I got one for you

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yojZ-Ksr8AE

Greg allmans version of midnight rider, its alot better than allman brothers version
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Just finished parts I-IV of The Disintegration Loops. Really comfy ambient music. It was made with simple ambient somgs run through tape loops. And over time the tape gets more and more damaged leading to crackling and changes in the song. Good for getting lost in the decay of.
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be careful i got addicted to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_tS18cp0HQ

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>tfw don't play vidya
>not weeb enough for the weebs
>not interested in "intellectual" subjects
>barely listen to music
>don't do drugs
>don't drink or smoke
>don't watch tv or movies
>disconnected from the real world
>out of touch with current events or "viral" things
>sit at home every day mindlessly browsing this website

Is there a more boring human imaginable than me? I should just kms now desu
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>here's hobbies and things I don't do
>wow guys this sure sucks, better kill myself instead of doing them
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>>35127361
It's too hard to do things. There's not a single thing I can really get into much at this point.
>tfw feel intimidated when other people talk about things you can't
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>>35127308
it's okay. most interests people have are only explored on a very superficial level so they have things the can say do or like.
I love you and you should love yourself too.

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>buy fruit and vegetables
>they go rotten because I never touch them

Also, dump your fat wojaks
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>mfw ate 3 Big Macs, 2 orders of large fries, and a large coke and am still ready for more
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Do some cardio, I was 184lb now I'm 145lb.
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>>35127016
>Do some cardio

I'm not a fucking feminine prancing fairy faggot

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I have returned once again.

ROASTIES OF 4CHAN.

Why can't you understand that you simply cannot suffer anywhere as much as men do on a daily basis?

You are born pampered and loved by society, always favored in every way.
This board HAS no place for you because you have no idea what suffering even is.

You cannot be rejected by society, you do not know the feeling of true pain and the realization that not a single person in this world appreciates you.

You can spread your legs, and 1000s of Chads and Orbiters will line us to have a turn or be your boyfriend.

This board DOES NOT welcome you or your kind.
You CANNOT be robots.

(((FEMBOTS))) WILL NOT DIVIDE US, BROTHERS.

>DESTROY.
>DEFEND.
>DEGRADE.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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It brings me incredible pleasure to see that female posters cannot defend against my argument.

Top fucking kek.

My sides are orbiting the earth like the betas orbit you.
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>>35126935
Vlad, go home, no one cares
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>>35127372
Kek, I've found the (((fembot))).

Judging by the multiple threads with triggered roasties, and a decrease in """fembot""" threads, it seems this is working.

Now either join us, or be get out.

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Hey, it's my birthday,

I spent the entire day alone and just want some nice people to chat with. I was outside for almost 4 hours, so my parents think I went to dinner with friends. I didn't, I spend the time wandering around the parks and inner city.

Maybe here we can have a cool birthday party.
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>>35126810
every birthday boy deserves a (you). here is yours.
do you have no friends or did you just not make plans with them?
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>>35126810
>nobody likes you when you're 23
>except for the people who made you this cake and were at your birthday

Normies don't know suffering, I am sure of it.
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>>35126810
What a cringeworthy cake

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It's the best time to be a nerd/geek. Hot nerd/geek girls are everywhere. How are you alone?
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>>35126801
They don't LIKE "geeks" genius.
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>>35126801
Those girls only want Chad with glasses. Real geeks and nerd guys are straight up ignored.
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>>35127222
>>35127252
These two

fuck you OP

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When you hook up with a girl, what are the chances of her being a roastie?
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>>35126785
It's kinda weird. I once "dated" (physical relationship only) with a well known sloot and she had a really pretty vagina, yet another girl I dated more seriously who was not a well-known sloot had some serious beef curtaining going on.
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0% in your case
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>>35126785
God I hate meat curtains, thank god they exist though cause a bitch would never truthfully admit to her whoring

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So what made you swipe right? Why did I swipe right ? Can anyone help me out
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>>35126546
>tinder
>match

FUCK OFF NORMIEEEEEEE
IT'S NOT FUCKING SOC
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"Lonely and desperate"
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>>35126546
>dem lipz gurl dammmm *3 random emojis*
At least that's how it works nowadays.

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I love you, anon. I want to be with you forever. We'll do all kinds of things together. You can tell me your deepest, most vile secrets in exchange for mine and on top of that we'll be able to bond in unprecedented ways!

So, anon. How are you feeling? Do you want to partake in a relationship with me?
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>>35126408
Feeling good. No, fuck your relationship, scum, I'm already loyal to another
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leftie the bestie, boing
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>>35126909
Aw! Are you sure about that anon? I thought this board was filled with people who're depraved after long periods of no contact, but it seems to me that you already have a relationship!

Isn't that a bit contradicting?

>>35126936
Boing! Boing! Me too anon! You want to partake in a relationship with me?

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Im your father, Luke.
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>>35126384
The Iliad is better than both the Odyssey and Aeneid put together.
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>>35126384
no, l'M your father
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I am death the destroyer of worlds.

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>fembot
>prided myself on not being attracted to the typical chad
>recently realized im attracted to alternative chads like nerdy chad, musician chad, etc
>im just a typical roastie :(
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>>35126323
>>im just a typical roastie

Yep :)
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>>35126323
Fuck off you roastie whore REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


You cannot be a fembot, for you cannot feel the pain a robot experiences.
You are not a fembot, you are a roastie.
You cannot have high standards as a beggar.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOMELAND.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EVERY POST YOU MAKE, I WILL BE THERE TO COUNTER IT.

/R9K/ IS OUR HOME, AND YOU FUCKERS COME HERE TO RUIN IT.

GO BACK TO NORMIEBOOK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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THE CAUSE OF OUR IDEALS IS JUST, YOUR ATTENTION-WHORING IS USELESS AND FUTILE AGAINST US.

Do you see this sex doll?
This is what you are.

You serve no other purpose except for providing sexual gratification.

Go spread your legs on reddit and gain orbiters like fucking Jupiter.


ROASTIES WILL NOT DIVIDE US.
(((SHE))) WILL NOT DIVIDE US.
"""THEY""" WILL NOT DIVIDE US.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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When you think shit can't get any worse and then you get acne.
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>>35126265
Z I N C P E E L I N G
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>acne

You are like a little baby. My peepee is covered in eczema. It looks really red at best and has weeping sores and kind of like dandruff in the place of skin.

Kill me, lads.
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>>35126265
He has a nice face. Would give the succ.

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