When you hook up with a girl, what are the chances of her

>>35126785
It's kinda weird. I once "dated" (physical relationship only) with a well known sloot and she had a really pretty vagina, yet another girl I dated more seriously who was not a well-known sloot had some serious beef curtaining going on.

0% in your case

>>35126785
God I hate meat curtains, thank god they exist though cause a bitch would never truthfully admit to her whoring

>>35126857
r-redpill time

ah scrach that, stay delusional

>>35126785
100%.


There are no good women left, only dirty roasties.

Nothing will ever change, and this is guaranteed.

Women are all disgusting roasties in 2017.
Ascend above the desire for flesh, and REACH GODHOOD.
We will stand as one, brothers, robots of /r9k/.
The threat that is the dreaded Roastie has come by to destroy our homeland ONCE AGAIN.

WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS.

RESIST.
DEFEND.
DEGRADE.

>Shun female posters.
>Shitpost in female threads.
>Dehumanize roastie posts.

>>35126785
You are now aware that beef flaps are just pre-formed ballsack skin

>>35126937
How's that red pill working out for your sex life?

>>35127140
this salty (You) triggers me
and my virginity is non of your business you keyboard warrior

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>>35126785


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4256832/Surge-women-wanting-designer-vaginas.html

>>35126989
>>35126857
Woman here. You do realize that 'meat curtains' are purely genetic, like how some people have attached vs dangly earlobes, or some people have innie vs outie belly buttons... some girls have innie vs outie vaginas.

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>>35127140
Kek stay mad.

I have awoken, and I suggest you do the same.
Rise above the desires of putrid flesh, and ascend to GODHOOD.

Take my hand, anon, and SEE THE REALITY.

Sex is futile, and simply makes you feel good for a while.

By ascending, you feel good for eternity!

>>35126857
That's when you realise that /r9k/ just chats shit to make other men insecure

DJ DESIGNER VAGINER HERE TO LET YOU NIGGAS KNOW!

Do not believe the roasties lies!

>>35126785
Well you have to structure it as a formula
So first let's take the total female population on Earth, then cut out ones outside your age demographic, then narrow it down a bit more on location status and other variables like has to be single, ect. Now you take that number, which is probably zero and divide that number by how many times the number of girls you assume have that.

>>35126785
REAL ROBOTS DON`T HOOK UP WITH WOMEN YOU WORTHLESS SCUM,GET THE FUCK OUT AND BACK THE FUCK TO FUCKING /soc/!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>35127232
Roastie is getting toasty,I see.... No,it`s not genetic you disgusting waste of fucking soul. Go die.

>>35127232
Belly buttons are not genetic. They're the scars that remain from when the umbilical cord was cut.

>>35127290
I'd rather just fuck and nut inside my fiance. Have fun with that "enlightenment" shit faggot

>>35126857
It's really not that weird given that a penis is not physical capable of deforming flesh no matter how many times it's inserted into a vagina.

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>be me
>had 12 different sexual partners over the span of 10 years
>literal miles of cock plunging in an out of my vagina at sporadic intervals
>this is my vagina

What now neckies :^)

>>35127520
It seems to have that effect on gaybo's butts though.

>>35127624
Gay men that end up with prolapsed anus' aren't just engaging in regular old butt sex with regular old cock though are they? They're inserting things of substantially enormous girth in and out of their buttholes for at least a decade, and that's if they're doing it regularly. A plain old cock isn't ever going to be capable of accomplishing that.

>>35127408
VLAD SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

HEIL VLAD!

MAKE R9K GREAT AGAIN!

>>35127687
right it's only if they're into fisting

>>35126785

Labia are a product of hormones you fool. it means she has some sex drive and has gone through puberty. Ie she's an adult.

Lack of labia are the result of low hormones. Which means no sex drive. So you guys just want pre-pubesant girls.

>>35127232
It's a joke, you dumb bitch smdh.

>>35127408
Correction: Loser robots don't hook up with women. I'm a normal robot and I've fucked 8 women. Two even had boyfriends.

Why are vaginas so disgusting? Shouldn't vaginas be the most beautiful thing ever since the main goal of existence is to stick your dick in it?

I know that some women have nice ones but the thing in the op is putting me off women t.b.h. I don't think I want a gf anymore

>>35127594
fatty

originoal

>>35128040
You're a low test beta. You were never destined to be anything other than a provider for the woman who chose you.

>>35127950
>"Hurr hurr, I was just trolling you!"
80% of the incel bots on here believe it

>>35128040
>Why are vaginas so disgusting?
>I don't think I want a gf anymore
Get a sexy gf(male) so you can slip your dick inside their tight, gorgeous boipuccy ;^)

>>35128087
Ahahaha whatever roastie

>>35127594

I swear i've seen this exact same vagina posted elsewhere.

>>35128100
I'm a man you fucking moron.

Most women have outie vaginas, just like most people have innie belly buttons.

It has nothing to do with how much they have sex either. The most beautiful vagina ive ever seen was from this slut who admitted she had fucked 12 guys at the ripe age of 20.

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>>35126785
I love roastie pussies
Would poke my whole head onto it

Pic unrelated

>>35128098
Big lips are preferable imo. Gives you something to play with when eating pussy. But you are seriously cut about some incels reeeee-ing about your pussy which they were never going to get to begin with lol

>>35128112
Go back to plebbit then

>oh no this guy insulted my m'lady's parts I must defend her honor at all costs!

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>>35128039
Then youre not a robot, so


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35127594
fat girls dont count

>>35128171
I'm not defending anyone you sensitive little bitch. I'm simply pointing out that you're a low test beta that would never have been anything but a provider. And seeing how you're sperging out about it just proves it further.

>>35127232
Belly buttons aren't genetic, you literal mentally disabled cunt. She's right about the innie/outtie thing, though.

>>35126785
90% because 90% girls a a have a bf who fucks then every night.

>>35128183
All /r9k/ users are robots just like all /v/ users are /v/irgins. Regardless of whether or not they have lost their virginity. I'm one of you.

>>35127687
yeah keep telling yourself that. Origjllkyally

>>35128258
You're the one who got mad cause I said an objectively disgusting thing is disgusting

Can you honestly look at the thing in the op and say it looks nice? It's repulsive

>>35126785
Those are small labia and they're completely pink. Would eat, as a lesbo

It's sad how much porn desensitizes young men. Or maybe this is an elaborate r9k scheme to get revenge for the small penis mockery?

>>35128313
>objectively
>mad
>it's repulsive
lmfao you're a low test test faggot. It's okay that you don't find pussy attractive. You were never going to get it anyway. I'll fuck her for you.

>>35128327
people say that porn desensitizes young men, but even though I've seen thousands of naked women on the internet, It still gets my heart racing to think about seeing it in person

>>35128040
vaginas are disgusting because you're gay, anon

>>35128258
Not that guy, but I'd bet 100 bucks you're most beta in this thread, by far. You're fucking pathetic.

>>35128371
>not that guy
Uh huh. I'm sure you're not, anon ;)

>>35128362
Nah there are good looking ones but just as a shriveled foreskin looks like shit so do beef curtains

>>35128156
Strange boner oeginakf

>>35128258
>beta
>provider

You really don't have a clue son.

>>35128357
That's good, means you still have a healthy attitude towards sex

Of course you can like porn star bodies and regular women's bodies but it's good to fap to both so you don't lose your attraction to a normal qt

the most extreme is when someone can no longer get off to anything but shitting dick nipples, there's no coming back from that

>>35128434
>son
Jesus how triggered are you lol

>>35128398
>i'm underage and a virgin: the post

BTW foreskins are soft and beautiful, are you just jealous because you were mutilated at birth?

>>35126785
50/50

ergergergergergerg

>>35128457

Kid you have no idea what you're on about.

>>35128457
you triggered his autistic rage

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>tfw you have male roastie
not a good feel.

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>>35128496
>heh....you have no idea what you're on about, kiddo [unsheathes my katana]

>>35128480
No I have a foreskin

I'm talking about those really badly stretched ones that hang down

>>35128533
>Stretched
>From having to put their big cock through it when they get hard
lol

same general chance you're insecure and have a small dick

>>35128313
Post dick w/ time stamp and we'll see who has the grosser genitals

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>>35128280
>normalfags actually believe this

Robot is an earned title. Earned through hopelessness and the failure to fit in. It's not the same bullshit nickname that every other board has

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What about mine huh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdvDcjmx1YI

>>35128327
>Or maybe this is an elaborate r9k scheme to get revenge for the small penis mockery?
It's not elaborate at all, pretty surface level. It's funny how easily it triggers them though. Girls have to deal with genital mockery and insecurity now like the vast majority of men do? I thought you dykes wanted equality

>>35127232

haha roasite BTFO

>>35128833
Wrong. This isn't your secret club. It's just not as frequented because the losers who call it home tend to creep everyone else out.

I'm a robot and so is everyone else here. The term you're looking for has already been created. It's called "incel." You're not shit at life because you're a robot. It's because you're incel.

>>35128931
Yeah but unlike little dicks there are people who are okay with being with a girl who has larger pussy lips. Dicklets still have absolutely nobody who wants them though lol

>>35129021
No one's saying this is a secret club, clearly it's not after all the press this shithole has garnered. If you want an all-inclusive title, it's Arcanine. Believe it or not, "robot" is reserved for a specific type of user. Not the same as incel.

>>35129092
>there are people who are okay with being with a girl who has larger pussy lips

lmao, they are just settling for it. NOBODY likes disgusting roasties

>>35127594

disgusting fat pig whore

Join our group now :)

https://discord.gg/F6GRyCD

>>35127232
we got another science denier here

>>35129205
>THEY'RE SETTLING
>I WOULD KNOW. I'M AN INVOLUNTARY VIRGIN AND I HAVE STANDARDS

Nobody cares about your opinions, incel. No guy gives a shit what the pussy looks like. Only what it smells like.

>>35129202
It's robot. Just like /tg/ is fa/tg/uy. /v/irgin, /b/tard, seagull, etc. The board is /r9k/ not /rk9/

>>35127232

Do not believe the roastie's lies
When she comes around to proselytize;
She'll screech and protest all day long,
Denying she's taken miles of schlong.
"Genetics!" she will cry in fear,
Praying there is a white knight near;
But no help comes, there's no salvation
From the omega uprising sweeping the nation!
Innies are alright with me,
With their virtue and their purity;
They know what womanhood's about,
And with one voice cry: "ROASTIES OUT!"
But beware the roastie's tempting calls,
Luring betas to her cavernous halls;
She'll suck you up, and then you'll be
A slave to her vile cuckoldry.
We see now, with our open eyes
The plainness of the roastie's lies;
We'll stick with innies, and nevermore
We'll lie with an Arby's sandwich whore.

>>35129643

what a beta virgin white knight loser, kys you pathetic human

>>35129703
>The eternal virgin is mad
I lost my virginity 8 or 9 years ago lol

>>35128931
>g-girls should have to hear mean things too!

Oh, so is is a pathetic scheme to try and get revenge. Thanks for clarifying.

>>35127291
Hell, they don't even realize a woman can just have plastic surgery to fix this.

>>35129643
>No guy gives a shit what the pussy looks like

Nobody cares about your opinions, incel

are you supposed to suck on the roastie ball skin

>>35129928
would you expect a girl to suck your balls?

>>35129904
This is legit some of the shittiest trolling/projecting I've ever seen.

>>35129990
>damage control
>I'll just insult him

>>35129651
Edgar Allen Poe didn't die...

>>35129643
>Only what it smells
truth

>>35129651
Oh my Lord.

This is what true robot posts are.

Godspeed anon.

>>35128931
>Girls have to deal with genital mockery and insecurity now
Try since they were stoned to death if they got raped before marriage.

you are supposed to check her vag before you virgin

i like medium sized lips

little butterfly wings are nice to play with

>>35126785
>When you hook up with a girl
>what are the chances
None, absolutely none.

>>35127232
all stories here are made up and should not be taken as fact

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>>35127594
oh it's you again roastie

>>35128039
>normal robot
>normal
>robot
pick one

I just want a girl to love.
I don't care what her vagina looks like.

>>35131322
Okay. I pick normal robot.

>>35131393
ah fuck i realized greentexting that part made it an option.

anyway, kill yourself.

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>>35127232
>Genetics
>"some people have innie vs outie belly buttons"

>>35131404
I think you should kill yourself after that monumental fuck up. It's like a microcosm of your life.

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>Not seeing the main elephant in the room of why girls lose their hymens early and have loose vaginas