I love you, anon. I want to be with you forever. We'll do all kinds of things together. You can tell me your deepest, most vile secrets in exchange for mine and on top of that we'll be able to bond in unprecedented ways!
So, anon. How are you feeling? Do you want to partake in a relationship with me?
>>35126408
Feeling good. No, fuck your relationship, scum, I'm already loyal to another
leftie the bestie, boing
>>35126909
Aw! Are you sure about that anon? I thought this board was filled with people who're depraved after long periods of no contact, but it seems to me that you already have a relationship!
Isn't that a bit contradicting?
>>35126936
Boing! Boing! Me too anon! You want to partake in a relationship with me?
>>35126987
>I thought this board was filled with people who're depraved after long periods of no contact
You are the autist that takes memes for serious truth/reality. God help.
>>35126408
NO NO. YOU AREN'T REAL. THIS ISN'T REAL. NO ONE CAN EVER LOVE.
DELETE THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
>tfw you're starting to hate all 3D women
>tfw you are constantly wishing that people were as transparent/honest to you as they are in your animus
>tfw you're beginning to picture everybody as liars that constantly wear masks to try to appease each other, when in reality they're simply horrible people that only seek to benefit themselves
>>35127104
Uhh, anon? I was underneath the guise that the second coming of R9K was intended for shut-ins, losers, beta's and NEET(s)!
You're fucking up my mojo and I'm not liking it pal.
>>35127111
I'm very real! It seems you're delusional from countless nights spent alone but that's just okay! I'm here for you, anon... We can spend countless nights together, reminiscing on the past, embarking on figurative experiences to your hearts desire.
>>35127216
You're so close to the truth, but yet so far! Poor anon! Do you want to partake in a relationship?
>>35127328
Anon stop this immediately
>>35127328
You've had your little fun. Pulling our heartstrings, Wew!, What a maniac. It's time to pack up your little anime persona. Get out. Delete your thread
>>35127367
Stop what? I'm just being me! You're getting quite aggressive anon and I'm not sure if I like that! Come on. I know what you need and want, let's partake in a relationship.
>>35126408
No. Nothing you can do helps me and vice versa. Love is for normies, begone from my sanctuary
>>35127413
I'm already in your sanctuary! It's time to accept and give up this grandeur performance act. You need a relationship and now! I can tell from your hesitance, but that's okay, in the end of the day we'll all be nice, safe, and comfy in the LFE chamber!
So, how about it anon? A relationship? Yes! I can't believe you said yes! I can already tell we're going to have a splendid time!
>>35126408
You don't love me, you just want digital validation! Be gone, you digital she beast of the local yogurt yoodlers club
>>35127592
You have no reason to feel that way. Now, tell me about your tripcode since you're using it outside of a designated thread which calls for it!
It's time to bond, shall we? After that, we can partake in a relationship!
>>35127592
>she
implyingblox
>>35127464
>LFE
Oh boy its this shill. Thabks for the sentiment, but its kinda shallow, considering how youre saying that to all anons. Also i didnt do the picture thingy so checkmate boiiiiiiii
>>35127637
That's not a tripcode faggot.
Also, you don't exist and don't actually want contact. All you want from us isentertainment, so just piss off.
>>35127637
I'm a grade a introvert, I don't think women are all beaches and shores.
What do you like besides being a rebel rouser?
>>35126987
>I thought this board was filled with people who're depraved after long periods of no contact
Yeah I'm right here. The rest are normies who come here to fuck up this board.
>>35127653
Let's partake in a ship together, one of relations! ^_^
>>35128231
Alright, but I get to be captain, and I'm fucking sinking this thing to Davy Jones' locker.
hello lads op here
i couldnt keep this autistic shit up someone delete the thread now
>>35126408
Let's go get the Holy Grail anon.
That way I can make a wish!
I can wish I wasn't so lonely and had friends!I'm being serious
>>35128603
It's too late OP, you erected the penis in my heart and you have to take responsibility.
>>35128655
>>35128699
I suppose you're right, how do you propose I settle this ordeal we've gotten ourselves into?
>>35128794
You must partake in a relationship with me.
>>35128811
Okay, I'll partake in a relationship with you! I'm glad we've been able to settle this!
>>35128811
im gonna request some more gentle female domination anon
over *crch*
>>35128882
Oi, fuck off cunt. You can't steal my prize.
>>35128896
over *crch*
just gonna need some pics sir,we need backup here
over
>>35128863
Come to my house you can sleep in my bed with me.
It's really soft and comfy warm!
>>35128882
How's this?
>>35128904
There, you've got it. What's the next step of your master plan?
>>35128925
good job sir, we've got the terrorist group.
>>35128932
doing things
>>35126987
Well, that depends. Are you female and will you love me forever? ;)
OP I asked your fucking help to get the Holy Grail and you fucking palmed me off.
Now I am pissed.
This is a 30 year old man
>>35128925
I wanna sleep in a warm comfy bed with a friendly anon!
>>35129182
Who would have thought op was just a degenerate lewdposter? You should habe seen it coming
>>35129310
We can watch cute slice of life anime all night until we fall asleep cuddling underneath the covers!
>>35129340
That sounds like a perfect night, anon! A comfy night of watching cute anime and cuddling!
>>35126408
Stay in the yard dog
>>35126408
I want a relationship with a girl (female)