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>>35142736
I wouldn't say so, it's probably just how you conduct yourself.

>>35142736
It's the way you dress and because you have the same resting expression at least in that image as Elliot Rodger.

>>35142736
I bet you are the only one who thinks that rodent-kun

Did you get rejected tho

>>35142714
start taking roids. That'll also take care of the beta part.

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meth and/or pcp.


makes me hype like a motherfucker, you dont wanna fuck with someone who just smoked shard and pcp

1. what is that pic?

2. what is dis app?

>>35143045
You don't want it. It made me realize how much of whores girls are. They act like they like just to get you to like them when they're bored and needy and then throw you out like trash once they find someone. I literally had a girl not talk to me for weeks and then when I tried talking to her she said fuck off and she posted a picture of her kissing a guy

Before that she said I made her feel things she's never felt before. Relationships are just roleplaying.

>>35143695

This all sounds very accurate to my experience so far.

Men sort of have a delusional over-confidence that allows them to go for things that they know probably won't work out, we just love taking risks. Even if we know Stacey is out of our league we'll go for it.

Women are the opposite, if you look at Chad's matches you'll see few ugly chicks because they know he has better options. If they swipe right and it's not a match they'll lose whatever confidence they've built up with tinder validation so they'll either reject him ("he's probably a catfish") or swipe left because they think he won't swipe right on them.

Not to mention most guys just mass swipe right and like most dating sites are the majority of users where as women use it much less.

if you are using tinder you are degenerate, if your gf/wife ever used tinder you are a cuck.

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>>35142644
that 27% match rate directly converts to this will work on 1/3 girls

brian: hey
whore: heyy
brian: meetup?
whore: yes!

then they fuck

Brianas 70% match rate converts to 1% or 0% depending on if brian gives a fuck or not, he does after all have so many options.

>wanting used goods

disgusting m8

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i agree my fellow white friend

>>35142620
friendly reminder that you can act like a slut all you want, doesn't mean me and the rest of men are not gonna judge you. enjoy your cats

I just can't wait to take a stroll down town for a pleasant unemployment conversation before getting a chippy on the way home.

>>35142617
>tfw working for my self

good feels

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Jokes on you, I do have work today!

wan-wanon it has been so long

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Seriously OP, why the fuck are you such a pathetic spastic faggot?

>>35142609
I thought you found an husky and left us forever.

>>35142598
25
No experiences
No hope
All bad feels

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>>35142674
I know a guy here in Poland who studied humanities. It gave him nothing so he started to learning the maths and physics and after that programming when he was over 25. Now he is 30 and have a good it job although he used to thing that he suck in maths. So don't give up yet.

>>35142598
30
been very close to being a normie at a time
feel bad, i gave up and wish i could be left in peace
hope i'll find a trick to live my life as i want

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If you're serious, I'm jealous you got a tulpa working at all and that seems pretty neat. I think me and my mind is too self-aware of how ridiculous the notion is to construct a tulpa at the pace/rate that other autists do.

>>35142460
I'm not sure if a tulpa is worth schizophrenia.

>>35142484
Bro I am very autistic and i'ts been five years and only just now the good shit.

>>35142275
Marlboro Reds as well. However, I differ in that I simply take slightly-below-lethal doses of morphine myself.

>>35142275
baccky lad here amber leaf

Export A green or Du Maurier. Djarum Black every so often.

American cigarettes are terrible.

I had better quality smokes from a native rez 200 smokes for 10 bucks then marlbros or american spirit.

i also enjoy morphine. i dont like to poision people with it simply because i need it more then they do.

To what question?

>>>/lgbt/ FUCKING LEAVE

>>35142273
I'm approximately 80% sure transhumanism is about combining people with technology.

>>35142219
killing yourself
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>>35142219

read books
go outside
learn something new
go traveling
become a hitman

>tfw there's so many things I could be doing but the only thing I have the willpower to do is watch YouTube videos about old versions of Windows and beta versions of Windows

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I hate it too. When it's not hard it's tedious, and nobody even lets you in on the purpose of it all.

>>35142161
>strave
>shower every other day or third day if you aren't doing much
>Find someone or something to leech off of >Become a NEET
>Give up on women become a self absorbed self serving monster.
>No doubt about that
>No point in crying over something you can't control
>again be a neet or a parasite
>move somewhere cold and wear a hat
starve yourself and avoid calories
>you either overcome them or succumb to them
everyone has them or gets it

ok well you're clearly depressed so maybe spend some times doing something that makes you happy.

also try working out this is the big secret. set doable goals and do them. it will literally change your brain and motivate you to take care of yourself in other ways as well.

also stay away from all drugs except psychedelics every few weeks. this will also help uncuck you from depression and motivate you.

>>35142084

Pour petrol over it's head and burn the smugness into the ground.

No wonder proffesor oak has to ask if you are a boy or a girl

>>35142084

facefist it and it back to prison (male) for hot anal sex

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Hmmm... Are you sure?

y-you too ;~;

0 r e g a n 0

I want to fuck literally 99% of women, regardless of race