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The only girl that's liked me was a weeb black girl. She was sweet and nice but I was too beta.

>>35155265
I wouldn't date any sort of black girl.

BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

PFFFFPFPFPFPHPFHPFHPFPFPF

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAp

*SNIFF SNIFF*

Robots think they want virgins, but they really shouldn't. Taking a girl's virginity would be the single most awkward moment in a robot's life. What robots need is a girl with some good mileage on her.

>>35155183
>just got my working holiday visa for NZ approved.
> starting to look for housing/job over the summer
> this place is filled the loosest women in the world
Will I finally become a normie this summer?

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You are gonna regret it after a day or two when the hair grows back and pricks your tender smooth skin all day

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>>35155024
the first 2/3 faps after shaving are worth the pain anon.

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>Not shaving your pubes regurarly
Holy fuck you disgusting degenerates

>criteria for alpha male
>criteria for being a nigger
Really makes you think

>anything based on spooks
>red pilled
try again, you're just putting on the glasses of a different ideology.

>/pol/
>making the ideal male a brown beta

>>35154793
That's right, and nobody cares. Sad isn't it.

If you kill yourself the world will still go around, there will still be billions of people to keep things going.

You're not the hero of the adventure, you are just a cog, unless you do "fight" and find your own way.

>>35154952
HOW did it go this far? How did we let this happen? I bet you fucking ANYTHING that people who lived in tribes did not fucking kill themselves and if they did then it was very rare occurrence not everyday thing.

Who broke our will so much? We dont even own land anymore man, we are literally "satisfied" with providing labor in exchange for tiny 4 walls concrete cube. That is not even human. Even fucking medieval peasants had their own piece of land and therefore SOME means to control their own destiny instead of being completely dependent/at mercy of the system.

Shit makes me sick man, we need revolution.

>>35155155
I think normies just breed to carrying capacity of their land, then they start dying and they DO start revolutions. We are just the result of the latest one, the "green revolution" that figured out ways to grow a fuck ton of food, leading to us (suicidal, slave wages, virgins, etc.)

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>>35154657
U WOT M8 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35154657
Reminder, all online tests are gay.

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>mustn't run away

>>35154232
Pointing out your ridiculous anti-women ideology will leave you single and unfulfilled isn't virgin shaming you idiot dangles

When you are a permavirgin you begin to come to the realization that you will never obtain a gf and as a result you don't care at all about pandering to women. Women realize this and are afraid of the idea of a man not caring at all about them. Virgins are their ultimate enemies because they don't need women.

>>35154300
Why do you think they are anti-women in the first place you moron?

It's the trap posters actually. They've gone full SJW.

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>>35154099
That's really not true at all, I don't think. This board isn't /pol/, and never has been. There's some crossover, which accounts for the pro-Trump sentiment, but we've also got a lot of foreigners who aren't even on the same planet as Trump.

Aside from that, a lot of people on the board are welfare-dependent degenerates, and as such they're going to oppose any conservative politician, especially one whose entire governing motto is "Get people back to work."

Really, we have a fairly healthy mix of left and right on the board, with the caveat that they're all too fucking stupid to actually discuss politics in an intelligent manner. That's good, as well, because politics don't belong anywhere near this board to begin with.

>>35154099
It seems like it. Everywhere on 4chan is turning mire liberal.

>>35154036
Because this isnt the middle east

God damn, I'd be on top her if I was there

>>35154036
If I ever saw a naked man's hairy
ass in public I would suck every fart out of it, that's why.

>>35153760
Wear some slutty shorts and get "stuck" in a window with your ass end inside the room.

>>35153760
I remember this thread from yesterday. Just jokingly offer him a blowjob if he beats you on Mario Kart or something.

>He's a built Chad-type and I'm a twinky femboy.

He probably doesn't want anything to do with you, you pathetic mincing faggot

>>35153361
If you have to ask, its too late.

Press F for anons sisters ass and vag

>>35153361

Get her fat, that's your only hope

>>35153361
My sister is the same age. I'm encouraging her to live her life to the fullest and not get cucked out of experiences and pleasure like I did. Carpe diem

- Your world view will be challenged the more people you meet. You'll have to get used to that and not always expect things to go your way.
- Being alpha/beta actually has nothing to do with what the media portrays. It actually reflects back to adaptability of your environment and the ones that die off/don't pass on their genes are the ones that can't adapt to new environment and experiences.
- Nobody wants to be around you because you're a sad sack of shit that makes everyone else feel down. You never smile in your pictures and the reason you don't is due to your own personal victim complex.
- You don't want a relationship you want sexual release which is fine but just admit it. It's not as taboo to say nowadays you just desire sex.
- Women aren't the reason why your life sucks, women are not heartless monsters you're just a retard with no experience with them. Plus you should just treat women like you would men and if they don't like it then too bad.
.

- Women can smell desperation from a mile away and nothing is more unattractive than them knowing you just want to fuck them. If I was a woman i'd be insulted by this to.
- Women don't get more attention than you do however they get more unwanted attention. You really have to see it from their perspective especially when the same boring horny retard approaches them for the 1000th time in a row. Not even major sluts like this kind of dude unless they're getting paid tons of money.
- A miracle isn't going to come and save you so stop whining and being a fucking bitch already.
- You keep trying to go for 10/10's. stop that shit. You claim women are super shallow but can't see your own hypocrisy. Fuck off.
- Not everyone defending a woman's position is a "cuck" or a "beta" the majority of you however could be labeled as such because you see sex as an end reward as opposed to just a normal thing.
- Desperation is more unattractive than how ugly you think you are. Not trying to boast here but iv'e seen guys that are way more attractive than me like at least 9/10 10/10 are still virgins. I'm like a 5/10 and iv'e gotten laid so obviously you've done something really wrong or maybe you're just retarded.
- Stop looking for a fembot. They're probably just as fucking depraved and stupid as you are

>>35153334
Wow, golly, that is an awful lot of things I have to do just to get a woman to make eye contact with and not immediately recoil and shout 'rape!'

Tell me, what are they going to do for me?

>fearless warriors
>afraid of going out in public or asking a girl out on a date

>>35153177
Nukes have made conventional warfare more risk than reward.
It's all proxy battles between non nuclear states now.
Those warlords are tapping the shit out of the local virgins with rage, believe me.

>>35153202
You're afraid of posting a sensible comment. Here's a (You).

>>35153202
What does that have to do with war?

Fucking imbecile.

Someday the next Hitler is gonna show up here and recruit us.

>>35153115

By taking a ICHITON BARU to my atama.

deal with it? i feel fucking depressed right now I'm not dealing with it. just trying to pass time until I can fall asleep and wake up and start over

>>35153115
I quit caring big long ago, dude

Like, seriously, the only bad feel I get is tfw no weed

>>35153100
H0w fat r u, motherfucking chunky cunt

>(((joose)))

I missed you tubby