How do I get my roommate to fuck my ass? He's a built Chad-type

>>35153760
Wear some slutty shorts and get "stuck" in a window with your ass end inside the room.

>>35153760
I remember this thread from yesterday. Just jokingly offer him a blowjob if he beats you on Mario Kart or something.

>He's a built Chad-type and I'm a twinky femboy.

He probably doesn't want anything to do with you, you pathetic mincing faggot

>>35153830
>lol I'll suck you off if you win haha
>what the fuck did you just say?

I don't think that would go well desu

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>>35153854
I still haven't gotten him to fuck me though.

How do I get a roommate like you?

>>35153914
>Be 5'10"+
>Have a 7+ inch dick
>Have a defined jaw and masculine features
>Work out every other day

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>tfw no college roommate who I tease by wearing cute clothes until he becomes my bf and then we push our beds together and cuddle together every night so we never have to sleep alone again or maybe we just sleep in the same twin bed so we are closer together and he hugs me tightly every night and everyone on the floor knows and they think we are super cute even if he is gets all flustered and blushes and looks embarrassed when we hold hands in public but if anybody says anything he vehemently defends me and I can tell he is upset even if he doesn't say anything and I can tell that he loves me even if he is too shy to say it yet

>>35153760
Do you know his sexuality?

>>35154053
fugg

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>>35154161
He's closeted gay, slapped my butt a few times as a joke and given me hugs before but never advanced further.

>>35153760
Just go on some dating site. Those people will fuck just about any holes so you should find a chad to do you in no time.

>>35154213
But I want my roommate to fuck me not some random Chad.

>>35154082
>tfw you're not a cute girly boy with a hot roommate to seduce and turn into your bf
Seriously, give ONE good reason to keep living.

>>35154197
That's good. Start wearing more short shorts and tight shirts. Try to get him to grind against you while asking for help to reach something on the top shelf.

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come into his room lookin like this

I don't know, man. I'm fucking my twink-y roommate (and best friend) but I was already into girly boys and stuff like that before he started coming onto me, so I don't know how well just outright hitting on him would work. He buys me things even though I make good money, too. I don't ask him to but he does and then I feel bad and don't want to turn him down for anything.

>>35154197
don't focus on him too much OP. I was in a similar situation for ages, and it won't end well if he is the sole target of your desires if he's straight, or at least presenting straight.
I got led on in a similar fashion for a while and got fed up with it when he started bringing home tindr skanks. Lost a good friend because I invested in him too heavily emotionally.
So i would recommend actively seeking out other bfs unless he is trying to actually get in your pants in a direct manner.
or just confess to him and hope for the best

I hate you anime posters with a rage that boarders on godly wrath. There are fucking a dozen other boards where you can gay erp and avatarfag to your hearts content but you come here of all places. FUCKING ANIME POSTERS FUCK OFF

>How do I get my roommate to fuck my ass? He's a built Chad-type and I'm a twinky femboy.
>>>/adv/
>>>/lgbt/

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>>35154654
Arara, did I trigger you, robotto-kun?

>>35153760

By not wearing that shirt.

>>35154832
idk about you anon but wearing that shirt got me a bf

Post your butt and/or penis.

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do twinks actually like being fucked in the ass? i thought it was just a meme to get a bf so that they can eventually fuck HIM in the ass

Post a pic, everytime I see you fags posting here I always wonder how you look

I mean do you actually look close enough like a grill to be a trap or are you basically just a twink male which looks gay

I'd fuck a trap but not a twink, know what I mean?

>>35155042
buttstuff feels good anon

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>>35155159
What do you think?

orignaol

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>>35155128
That meme is one that I have not accepted as true, the traps never look like they're enjoying buttstuff

>>35155114
>I'd fuck a trap but not a twink, know what I mean?
I know what you mean. Due to circumstances I'd probably fuck a twink too though. I mean, it would feel good. That seems reason enough to do it. I would feel flattered if a twink wanted my dick inside him. Maybe I could learn to enjoy it. I'm 23 though with the brain of a 13 year old. Soon I'll look like an old weirdo instead of a weirdo.

>>35155042
The twink I'm seeing refuses to top, but likes to take it.

>>35155227
Porn sex is not like real life sex.

>>35155227
well I can't speak for everyone but I love having stuff in my butt

>>35155227
>the traps never look like they're enjoying buttstuff
That's simply untrue.

>>35155285
>>35155369
lies
>>35155362
even the homemade shit, though
>>35155438
this

>>35155438
Regular sex is better than porn sex, though. Especially if it's with someone you love.

>>35155476
It's also not unusual to look blank/bored when really into it.

>>35153760
Get a different roommate

>>35155438
I have a crush on Tim

Have you tried subtly snuggling up to him while watching tv?

>>35155520
Love is when you don't mind that he stared at that girl's tits because you know when you get home he's going to make you his woman.

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>>35155508
>blank/bored
>into it
what kind of logic is this

>>35153760
Just offer it to him.

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>>35155582
it just works like that

>>35155582
You've never experienced a sissy trance

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>>35155600
is that el rato? i knew he took the election pretty badly, but i didn't know it broke him to the point of falling for the trap meme

>>35155609
Where do I find creatures like this?

>>35153860
>what the fuck did you just say?
Loser sucks the winner off. I'll even give you are head start if you are scared
>lose on purpose

>>35155227
Cause most gay and trap pornstars are straight dudes only in it for the money.

>>35155600
>mfw 18-year-olds have wrinkled forheads and mine is smooth at 27 because I actively avoid wrinkling it

>>35153760
kill ytyoruselfwegfffffffff

>>35155609
s-stop this that person doesn't even look blank, they look like they're fairly aroused while trying to also read chat
>>35155619
i've never experienced sissy anything, i'm straight

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>>35155660
here
tumblr
maybe grindr or something if your lucky

>>35155689
its a meme since she did a fapping video ages back where she was super blank

>>35155609
That reminds me, I really need to find a decent site to stream webcam trap sex videos.

>>35155689
Video yourself masturbating. You'll see how you go blank when you get intensely focused on it.

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>>35155735
is that so? i was unaware of this, i have never seen that trap outside of that webm

>>35155767
>Video yourself masturbating
My first thought was "who the hell would do that", then eyed the image I had just seen 15 seconds before that thought and I'm pretty sure I subconsciously don't register people I see in porn as people on some level. What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>35154317
>Seriously, give ONE good reason to keep living.
to become a cute girly boy obv

>>35155691
I met a SUPER fucking cute one, and a semi-eh one at my uni. Think I'm gonna try to fuck the cute one. Should I? She's Asian and I legitimately thought she was a girl before I knew. Plus, I'm bisexual anyway (well, pansexual, but that's a fucking meme now). The issue is... I've got a (VERY... Selfish/unwilling to share girlfriend). Sooo... Yay or nay? I really do wanna try it. Oh, fuck. I forgot. The cute one is dating the meh one.

Guys my friend wants to put me in chastity to help me curb my fapping habits. wat do?

>>35157148
Don't cheat

>>35157255
Don't lock your dick up

>>35157255
Say only if he's willing to fuck you in the ass until orgasm a minimum of once per day

>>35154197
That's not closeted gay.

Emasculating other men is subtle Chad banter. He's belittling you.

>>35157648
He's probably a little gay, though, right?

>>35153913
what is the name of this doujin
please send exhentai link boss

>>35157148
>Wanting to ruin two relationships
TWO FOR ONE FUCK YEAH DO IT MY NORMIE BRO RUIN ALL RELATIONSHIPS KILL EVERYONE'S LIVES MAKE THEIR FAMILIES CRY BRO LOL LMAO HAHAHA

>>35154654

>hates anime posters while posting on a Japanese anime imageboard

hmm

>>35158480
Well, shit. Now I'm gonna do it, just 'cause you were all moody about it.

Also, what they don't know can't ruin a relationship :3

>>35155042
>do twinks actually like being fucked in the ass?
I would like to try

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I want a sissy slut to bully and have a real relationship with, but I worry they wouldn't want to be monogamous, or would decide they're straight when they turn 30

>>35160350
>I want a sissy slut to bully and have a real relationship with
l-location anon

and honestly for your second two questions I don't think you can really generalize. That's a pretty personal thing and you can't really tell what someone's opinion towards monogamy or homosexuality is until you meet them

>>35160606
Not him but u gib urs I'll fug u as well

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>>35160606
Eastern USA. I just want the relationship to be stable and longlasting... without worrying about someone saying "lol I'm straight" or "lol I want to suck 80 black dicks"

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>>35153760
I don't know about this shirt dakooter.
Its a little too much of not subtle.

Do something with felix and maybe you'll get somewhere.

>>35160859
>dakooter
What's that mean?

And agreed Felix is always the answer.

>>35160985
Its the username of the guy who shills his shirts here.

>>35160859
You're right, he basically just stole the picture from the artist and is selling merchandise of it. At least the others were creative.

>>35160350
s-source? originally? please