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Steel-cut oats, coffee, and (usually) /r9k/

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I'm going to post a random pic because I can

>>35192605
What do you put in your oats?

I personally use dried fruit and the sort

>>35192473
Martian niggers burning down churches for one. That's a big issue

>>35192473
>ugly nerd with no friends growing up
>people laugh at him or ignore him
>his only positive feature is white skin
>seethes with rage when he sees the white girls dating outside their race
>dreams of a world in which he owns all the women of his skin color
>romanticizes the nazi's from video games and history channel documentaries
>finds a likeminded community of edgelords on /pol/ who wrap him in a coat of social belonging and conspiracy theories

Birth of a stormfag

>>35192536
This sounds strangely like projection
Why is this?

>>35192429
They are easier to approach, I guess.

Easier and they are not sluts.

>>35192429
asian women on average are fucking ugly but the best of them are the best looking women in the world

its not bad
i think rape should be legal
their own fault if they get raped
fucking dumb whores

>>35192258
in terms that your average alt-righter will understand:

imagine another guy fucking your fleshlight

>>35192334
its my fetish
original

>>35192054
I am scared about the future, terribly scared.
Surprisingly, all I wish for is being a simple wagecuck, without responsibilities and in a simple hierarchy, but don't know how to do it.

wat do?

>2 years of being a NEET faggot now
>spend like $1000 of moms money on drugs and alcohol every month
dumb bitch keeps giving it to me

i have a waifu i want to show you guys

>>35191993
i feel this to

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>>35191993
>Anime posters
Make me, fagget

>>35193261
Get the off outta here you morbidly obese neckbeard, no wonder why you're 25+ and still a virgin. Jerking off to your stupid Japanese cartoons, you fucking pleb.
>anime
How can a grown ass man like such thing? Leave that for the kids, and you might get laid if you start hitting the gym, loser

I love my cousin he alsways brings me food and cares for our baby

Someone stepped on my shoe and I didn't chimp out

I have a stable job

>>35191900
Pretty shit, but you'd have to be a cream of the crop alpha to experience that.

>>35191900
I can't decide which girl I'd rather be.

I don't have the desire for sex like that at all.

I'll settle for being alpha enough to find a cute girl to cuddle with and watch shitty movies.

>>35191763
How about you give up your pussy, to me?

The fuck is LENT?

>>35191763
Why do you think Lent is an acronym? What do you imagine it stands for?

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>>35191678

Unless you're hideously ugly or outrageously attractive looks are irrelevant next to things like charisma, personal standing, and social clout.

>>35191728
We both know this isn't true. I'd love to believe it's true, but it isn't.

L

M

S

LOOKS

STATUS

MONEY

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>>35191664

Imagine a US without Republicans while you're at it ;)

>>35191664
>no racism
>no colonialism
>no genocides

sounds good to me

>>35191664
/pol/>>>>>>Take it there

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>>35191471
>6'1, skinny
>TFW no grill ever be taller than me

AHAHAHAH MANLETS B T F O

>6'1
>handsome like 8/10
>nice personality I guess everyone enjoys being in my company
>wear decent clothes
>fat
>moobs
>was straight out told that if I was thinner she would fugg me (was 8/10 in my book)
You don't know the pain you fuckin cry baby. Settle for a shorter women there is shittons of them.

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>>35191308
>forgot again
Thanks for reminding tho

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Why haven't you? ORIGANLLO

What would it solve?

Throwing myself of a bridge doesn't make my life any better. That feeling of relief you want from suicide is a cheap parlor trick. There is nothing left of you when death comes.

People with less than you have been extremely successful in history.

Please respond I'm depressed

I was like 5 or 6 and my cousin came through and put me in closet and started making out with me and it spooked me really hard I guess. Pretty sure it's the reason I can't talk to girls.

>>35191305
I once stepped on a sea urchin

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first for cade in a top hat

First for hunting down serial killers.

>>35191263
We should create a group like the watchmen