/britfeel/

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first for cade in a top hat

First for hunting down serial killers.

>>35191263
We should create a group like the watchmen

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>tfw stuck in a cyberpunk dystopia without the aesthetics

>>35191239
yandere gf would probably be pretty bad.

>some people on /pol/ actually take the 'living in a world run by Hitler would be amazing' meme seriously.

>>35191360
why? it's my biggest fantasy.

>have to go the post office at lunch

Cant mess this up right lads?

>>35191460
Never say never lad, you might surprise yourself

Ah fuck its still raining.

Is anyone else's Windows 10 constantly advertising OneDrive to them, even like in the folder view windows

>put all your data in our cloud we promise we won't do anything nefarious

It's almost enough to make me want to switch to Linux

Ffs. I have just missed the train. Help me lads.

Anyone else here playing the new Torment game?

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>>35191263
>anon comes to me
>says he wants to hunt down serial killers
>proposes I join him
>wants me to give him a shot of adrenalin
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>35191279

Half of britfeel love serial killers and half hate them, could be quite fun

>>35191378

I really doubt it would be that bad. During the war life was pretty bad, but peacetime nazi germany was good.

>>35191618
>the other kids in the Hitler youth made fun of me
>w-what do you mean anime is degenerate!
>tfw no qt Aryan beauty wants to date me
>fucking chads in the SS getting all the easy pussy REEEEEE

>>35191618
Rather not be murdered for liking willies if its all the same to you desu

>>35191675
Isn't it being taboo like half the fun?

>>35191641
>>35191675

So you two have just reaffirmed me point

>>35191378
>some people on /pol/ actually take the 'living in a world run by Hitler would be amazing' meme seriously.

Thats because it would be for them (and me), we're not anime/homo degenerates, so why wouldn't be think 'living in a world run by Hitler would be amazing'

>>35191378

you just got to laugh

>the Anon's that get really angry at /pol/s near impossible fantasy

>>35191378

Why shouldn't we take it seriously?

anyone here play Siege solo queue. how do I git gud

>>35191582
Jump on my back and hold on lad this might be a bumpy ride, where are we going?

>>35191711
You frequent the deepest pit of depravity on the internet. Why havent you started having white babies yet? It's what uncle Adolf wanted. Do you enjoy being able to choose what books to read, what art to enjoy, and not having to worry one of your mates will disappear because he admitted to fapping over a jap?

>people here want to live under a europe ruled by a man who caused the nazis to fail horribly

really makes me think

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>>35191731
>>35191711
Nazifags are the fucking worst.

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>>35191766
>saving a thumbnail
Into the oven you go

>>35191748
>Why havent you started having white babies yet?
I have

>>35191748
>Do you enjoy being able to choose what books to read, what art to enjoy
I don't think I'd lose sleep if The Guardian newspaper, degenerate gangsta rap and other stuff like that were banned.

>>35191748
>not having to worry one of your mates will disappear because he admitted to fapping over a jap?
People who fap to anime can be gassed for all I care.

People actually worship an autistic sperglord who ruin nationalism for white people.

any /skippinglectures/ man in

>>35191807

People actually dress up in women's clothing, take female hormones and tell people in a rather deep and croaky voice that they are female.

>>35191798
>hates anime and degeneracy
>hangs around /r9k/
>I have kids though I swear!
>hurr I'm sure the only things banned and frowned upon will be things I already dislike
Why do you come here if you hate us all so much?

>>35191822
>he thinks those are the only two opitions

>>35191822
I ain't complaining m8, I'm all about them qt MTFs.

Thoughts on goth girls, /britfeel/

>>35191832
Seems to be heading that way in this polarised world of ours

We agree that the uniforms are stylish though, right?

>>35191835
just attention seeking bitches, but then most girls are so whats the difference

>>35191838
i really hate this completely opposite extreme shit

just because i dont want to kill all non whites does not mean i want to invite hordes of angry muslims to gangrape the children of this country

>>35191826

I only usually come to evening/night britfeel, I have a day off today though so popped in. Although there usually are a lot more degenerates in the earlier threads.

Its funny, in another threads you'll be claiming the normies are invading, now you can't believe one is here.

/pol/ is my main board which I spend 75% of my 4chan time on, then /r9k/ 20% and /diy/ 5%

>>35191798
>People who fap to anime can be gassed for all I care.

First they came for the weeaboos

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Who /NationalSocialist/ here?

Only degenerates are afraid of National Socialism

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>>35191879

They wouldn't gas me, I'm not a degenerate.

>>35191879
No. We're coming for the non-whites and jews first.

>>35191866
>worships Hitler
>normie
You're far from a normie lad. So do you think gays should be killed? What would you do about the non-whites in this country?

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What do you think of my new frame /britfeel/?

>>35191885
I'm just /wantingtheuniform/ desu.

>>35191898

I don't worship Hitler, I just think that era would have been a great time to live in.

Trannies should be gassed universally, gays should keep it to themselves (or be gassed), muslims should all be deported, niggers can stay if they behave, but don't let any more in.

>>35191925
>niggers can stay if they behave
Some high expectations you have.

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>>35191904
AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHH original yell

>>35191929

True, but they are not universally bad unlike Muslims.

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>>35191939
Oh thank heavens. For a moment there I thought it was a mirror.

People need to be assimilated into this country, the problem is when the cultures clash and cause divides, people have been encouraging different cultures embrace their cultures within the country and let it grow, all this leads to is people forming their own little communities and breaking off from the culture and way of life of the country itself.

I'm born from an American mother and N. Irish father, both moving to England in the 70s and the first things they did were actively try to become part of their community and adopt their way of life and I've been raised the same, but nowadays this just does not happen.

Waifuposters and weebs are some of the lowest form of degenerates.

They don't use their time productively at all, they don't seek a partner, they are genetic dead ends. They parasite off their parents, and contribute nothing of worth. Its likely the parents faults too, but they are ultimately failures.

>>35191925
Gays do keep it to themselves. You do t see loads of rapes on straight people by gays.

>>35192009

They post their filth here constantly though, they should fuck off to /lgbt/

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>>35191835
I plan on getting A gothic lolita gf

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Its surprising so many anons with access to the internet still think traps are gay.

If two men choose to roll play as a man and a woman in the bedroom with the woman in the roll play making feminine mannerisms, moans and hunger for cock how could this possible be gay?

It's just a lack of imagination from the onlooker, -1 internets if you are a hapless weebo but don't understand.

>>35192048
Ah yes, the feminine sounds as his dick slaps against his thigh and he grunts like a sailor when you fuck him.

>>35192048
Sex between two men is gay. What I don't understand is why you are so closeted?

>>35191981

Today its mass migration, the whole community is organised and moves together and anyone thats played any form of strategy vidya could see it as the start of the end of their civ/culture.

Still not eaten anything other than peanut butter today, getting back into keto

Got my first wage from thee call centre, over 900 in the bank now and I'm still owed for the second half of the month

Nothing to do today, maybe go into town, find an ATM and change my pin number

Laser on Saturday

>>35192096

Im not closeted, I have my (you) sound on and I rightly or wrongly stooped to the level of making a post with a unpopular opinion to get my (you) fix.

My girlfriend just followed me on Spotify.

I haven't logged into my account for six years. Apparently I had a couple of playlists for an ex-gf on there. I didn't even remember.

Now she's incredibly upset at something from years before we got together. Women.

My voice sounds fine when speaking slowly

>>35191981
>the first things they did were actively try to become part of their community and adopt their way of life and I've been raised the same, but nowadays this just does not happen.
So did Paki's

But they were abused and rejected, that's why they formed their own communities, where they'd be safe and accepted

>>35192154
>girlfriend

ABLOO ABLOO ABLOO

Life sounds extremely difficult for you, normie. Sending my prayers your way.

>>35192153

Fair enough, harvesting yous is far better than being a tranny

>>35192140
Poley, you're life story is more tragic than Elliot Rodger

>>35192162
You still haven't uploaded a recording of your voice.

>>35192167
Are you one of those guys who thinks that having a girlfriend solves all problems?

You're going to be extremely disappointed if you ever get one.

>>35192173
My dad and the Indian builders are around

what's longest running lie you have kept going lads?

>>35192113
Well no, at least in strategy games you can expel the culture or send your troops down to sort them out etc, it's not as simple in real life.

If people don't want to be (culturally) British, they should be made to leave, there is no point is moving to a country and then trying to bring the culture of the country you wanted to leave with you.

>>35192193
the one to myself that things are going to get better

>>35192170
>Poley, you're life story is more tragic than Elliot Rodger
At least I have a job

>>35192190
Keep an eye on them. They might raid your spice rack and do some nasty curry farts.

>>35192188
>You're going to be extremely disappointed if you ever get one.

Why on earth would I waste my time with some 3D pig and have to listen to the stupid shit she has to say?

>>35192196
>culture never changes, develops or is anything but homogeneous

>>35192208
Ahh, you've gone beyond the depression/envy stage and gotten into the bitterness/sour grapes stage.

>>35192224
Shouldn't you be grovelling to your women and telling her you're sorry you interacted with another woman years before you met her?

Better act fast, normie, she's probably already texting Smithy from work.

>>35192214
Tell us a bit more about your fuck-ups at work. How bad are they? Are you likely not to pass probation?

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>>35191378
maybe if they won and mellowed out a bit it would have been good.
>>35192005
wheres the negative part of what you are saying?
>>35192048
traps are not gay, finding feminine things attractive is not gay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIAh5tETh1c

any other /goodlads/ want to post the waifu of our laifu?

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Anyone eat weird stuff when they're stoned. I think I turn into a pregnant woman, just ate a block of cheese covered in nutella. Had pic related the other day which I think was my inspiration. Cheese and nutella was actually delicious

>>35192201

At least he wasn't a tranny

>>35192282
>eat beans straight out of a can
>created an abomination of a sandwich
>this among other things

yes, yes I do, and it's not even because I'm hungry, my stomach just turns into a black hole, I just keep going and going

>>35192248
I'm failing probation because I can't pass quality (greeting the call well, statement to help, non technical shit about interacting with the customer)

The big fuck up that I hope is resolved today on my day off is that I've cancelled a customers order, I thought that's what they wanted, they asked at the end if I had cancelled it, I said no
They said they'd have a think about it
Best case scenario is that they do call back and want to cancel

>>35192275

Traps are not feminine, they try to act like a feminine stereotype but fail miserably, like using the ":3" emoticon which very few if any women ever use.

They are extremely aggressive, unladylike and unfeminine

>>35192313
>They are extremely aggressive, unladylike and unfeminine

so like women after all hahahah

>>35192313
>>35192328

Another thing is that women take being disrespected well, which is why they often go for chads, traps on the other hand flip their shit at any sign of disrespect.

>Looking at entry level jobs
>Need atleast 1 years experience
>site says 50+ people have already applied

What do I do senpaitachi

>>35192345

Traps also message first on dating sites etc, women never do that, even the ugly ones.

>>35192313
I've met many women that use :3 personally I hate it because it's cringe

>>35192313
>>35192377
its furries who use :3, male or female, :3 is for furries

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>we'll get back to by monday if you're successful or not
>still no response
>application on the website still in progress

you fucks

mum wants to pay 250 quid for a second hand staffie, what the hell

>>35191239

How many parents are there in britfeel? I've seen a fair few over time.

>>35192245
I just said to her "Those are from five years ago" and then she apologised to me.

You clearly don't know how relationships work. Which is unsurprising since you've never had one, you unfortunate fellow.

>>35192430
I have two kids. One is six and the other one is eight.

Been married for 10 years now.

>>35192440
lol if she didn't make a thing about it she's probably already fucking some other guy

>>35192456
Ah yes, the virgin who thinks he is an expert on women. What a fascinating creature.

Please, tell me more of your wisdom.

>>35192472
hahahahaha troll or reddit?

>>35192452

Nice, I have one (2 years old), ideally I'd like 2-4

>>35192407
Why does she want a second hand dog?

>>35192430
I will be soon, gf is 6 months Pregnant

Wonder how long it would take them to notice if I just went to sleep in the bathroom at work

>>35192497
Here's a tip for you.

Use less "hahaha"s at the start of your post, and you'll sound less angry.

>>35192553
I used to do that when I had a hangover.

I'd sit down on the toilet and use a roll of toilet paper to lean my head against the wall, and just snooze.

It was great. I recommend it to anyone.

>>35192557
hahahah i'm not even mad not even mad hahah you're trying too hard haha oka hahyhahf

It is now compulsary to teach four year olds sex education at school in the UK.

FUCK THIS COUNTRY.

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE WE BECOME?

>>35192577
This type of thing might be why you are a virgin. Just a thought.

Good luck on sorting it out, whatever it is.

>>35192520
get the fuck off this board originally

>>35192557
hahaha teehee nice (You) for me, here is one back at you for trying so hard.

>>35192586
What is wrong with that?

It's proven that the earlier you start sex education, the less teenage pregnancies you have.

I'd rather we had less chav scum single mothers and their black offspring to support.

>>35192586
What the fuck, give us a source

>>35192586
Exactly what are they teaching?
You should probably look at the curriculum before going into an outrage, as it is most likely just teaching them what their genitals are called at that stage

>>35192600

not him, but he's more than welcome here, you whiny little virgins are the real cancer

>>35192586
i don't even know how they kids will react I remember in my class we where all laughing our heads off when she tried to explain anything, good times

>>35192626
They are teaching them about porn. It was on the news a minute ago.

>>35192612
>hello small child who is still learning how to write, did you know shoving a cock up your cunt makes another baby happen?
It's retarded, no 4 year old even needs to think of that shit.

>>35192452
No offense lad but why do you post here? I'm not sure I'd feel if I saw my dad posting on 4chan let alone /britfeel/

>>35192647
Yeah m8, the news never exaggerates or lies for the purpose of sensationalism

>>35192586
I had sex education in school when I was 6-7. It was bound to happen

>hurr all you losers who cant get laid need to fuck off
>this section of a Mongolian wood carving forum is for dads and people who want to discuss index funds

>>35192648
I entirely agree. They wouldn't stand for this in America, especially conservative states.

Our country has gone to shit.

>>35192659
It's an open forum where anyone can post.

>>35192659

Maybe you shouldn't be posting here then. You should be making better use of your time.

Not long now till genital mutilation is mandatory in the school curriculum :^)

>>35192680
>>35192648
Are they teaching about shoving penis in vagoo or is it more just
"Boys and girls have different parts, and this is what they're called"?

>>35192679

'Grrentexts and OC'

The whiny virgins are the newcomers. Us normans have been here forever.

>>35192648
>>35192680
What do you have to say about the statistic where it shows that it reduces teenage pregnancy though?

>>35192668
It is compulsary by law now. It's been passed through parliament.

>>35192700
Surly parents can tell their own kids they have a penis?

>>35192720
Yeah but they usually call it "wee wee" and shit like that, school teaches them the proper names for your junk

>>35192700
Nah warning them of the dangers of pornography. What kid watches porn below the age of 12?

>>35192712
>teaching kids sex education before they have sex
>teaching 4 years old what sex is
I seriously doubt there is any benefit to teaching them so young. Teenage pregnancies wont keep going down the younger you start teaching them.

>>35192720
Does this actually happen? I thought it was an american thing, not once in my life have my parents ever given me a talk about sex or anything

>>35192712
that sounds made up to be honest

>tfw with my 317 bennies a month, i just bought a 35 quid video game
I'm the person the conservatives warned you about

>>35192193

That I had a twin brother that died at birth, my mum told me this when i was about 10 to physiologically change me into a better kid

I asked my dad the first time we had a beer together about 15 years old he gave me all woman are lying roasties looking for a free ride and he left my mum about a year later. By that time I had already mentioned it to a few people.

>>35192781
Which game senpai?

>>35192781
how do you get 317 bennies a month?

>>35192781
Don't worry lad, I preordered a Switch with my bennies

>>35192753
>Teenage pregnancies wont keep going down the younger you start teaching them.

That's what happens though.

>>35192772
Look it up if you don't believe me. You can even find your own source.

>>35192781
Doesnt bother me tbqh. Would be nicer if the rich tory twats weren't avoiding tax to not buy your games though.

>>35192781
I only got 222 bennies a month

>>35192208

To get some of that stupid shit of your chest, relationships are full of feels.

>>35192794
Man that is seriously fucked up. How did she think that would change you into a better kid? That's the wackiest thing I've heard for a long time.

>>35192294
he probably would of ended up as one if he didn't shoot his way into our hearts.

>>35192753
Exactly. It's just an excuse to sexualize people at a younger age. Just look at a picture of a woman 60 years ago to now.

It's the engineered degeneration of society.

>>35192868
So women shouldn't be allowed to be sexy just because you're too pathetic to get a shag?

Laughable.

>>35192806

Over 25, Universal credit

>>35192891
Christ thats half of my wage (if I dont do overtime)

>>35192889
No I'm saying in public they should look smart and do what they like in private.

>>35192798
Torment: Tides of Numenera

>>35192806
It's just basic unemploymentbux from the government (I'm 25, so I get the higher amount)

>>35192807
tfw same

hate being like this, hate myself and hate my life but im too scared to even leave my fucking house, at least now im trying to lose weight which will hopefully bring more confidence in myself and maybe i wont be so afraid to leave my house which can lead to me actually maybe joining the world again at some point, i dont want to be a drain on this country ;_;

>>35192647

It should be love education (relationships and how to deal with anger) until 10 years old to do the birds and bees, then sex acts at 13/14.

Just dropped half a biscuit in my tea. Didn't think I could want to blow my brains out more

>>35192909
Why should an autist get to decide how other people look?

Need to replace the wank sock soon

>>35192942
Not him but its a matter of public decency, the sooner its accepted to dress like a whore anywhere the quicker we degrade to 3rd world status

>>35192947
Thought about cutting back m8?

>>35192942
Isn't that what's currently happening

>>35192942
>>35192889
>I think we should lessen the degeneracy in our society and encourage traditional values
>omfg what are you, a v-v-v-VIRGIN! lol check out this autist guys!!! XD

>>35192971
Are you claiming that you aren't a virgin?

>>35192942
You dont understand do you? This is being engineered to decay society. Look how strong the family unit was before the 1960's.

>>35192679

Thats a funny thing to say on the Tibetan guy fawkes mask distribution forum I thought we let anyone in.

>>35192960
Naa, it just proper stinks at the moment. It's also a bit damp sometimes because I wank too often and don't let it dry

>>35192981
I am not a virgin.

Shockingly unoriginal

>>35192983
it seems you've been looking at too many rehearsed photographs

>>35193000
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT NORMALFRIEND

>>35193000
Normies get out. You need to leave now.

>>35192988
Have more than one thing to cum.

Anyone else just not give a shit what other people do?

>>35192983
The only thing that's decaying is your brain.

You need to spend less time on /pol/ and more time socialising in the real world with normal people.

>>35193029
Me. As long as someone isn't hurting someone else they can do whatever they want.

>>35193029
Why would you want to see a fat cow in the street in a crop top with her belly hanging out

>>35193008
Butthurt liberal detected. Can't accept that you're part of the problem in our society.

>>35193008
Bollocks. Every study shows women are less happy now than 40 years ago.

>>35193029
I'm starting to care less and less.

>>35193029
In theory and in a vague sense, but really the actions of other people have enormous consequence in your own life

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>tfw Ian uploads a shooting comp

how much is a penny from 1899 worth? ie just how wealthy am i now

Just changed the pin numbers on all my credit cards so they're the same as my debit card

>>35193037
Did you just assume my political stance?

>>35193051
Virtually nothing. Probably thousands of them floating about.

>>35192753
>I seriously doubt there is any benefit to teaching them so young

I think it will be a very bad thing. Do 4 year olds think in words or actions? I would say actions until the get a few hundred hours of tv in. My point is destroying the innocence of a child by showing them actions adults do is teaching the how to sex not what is sex.

I dream of the first female burger president Trump to rain in a new era of higher moral standards but that is a long swim against the tide.

what kinds of music you into lads?

>>35193070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GxIhBQAyL8

>>35193051
I have about four of them so I doubt very much

>>35193066
>teaching children about the reality of life is a bad thing
>letting them watch hundreds of hours of tv is a good thing

You've got a fucked up way of seeing the world. Yet you still think you know more about child psychology than an expert.

>>35193070
>what kinds of music you into lads?
Blink 1488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38LsVlSVe0Q

>>35193070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oqXVx3sBOk

>>35193034
If people don't dedicate themselves to a better cause then society falls.

Look at the fall of Rome. The exact same things were happening then as they are now. Sexual promiscuity, mass non ethnic immigration, goverment corruption.

>>35192830

My parents picked the no hitting parenting style. It was a mistake.

>>35193091
Lol what the fuck this is bizzare

>>35193094
Not him but this is what I keep trying to get across to people, but they say "dont worry about that stuff just think about yourself"

>>35193087
>le tv is horrible meme
There is nothing wrong with a kid watching a bit of Paw Patrol or one of those shows where different shapes sing about the alphabet or whatever

>>35193036
I dont really pay attention to other people on the street. Probably wouldnt notice.

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>>35193070
>still listening to music

>>35193056
It's obvious you're a liberal.

>>35193070
im listening to blind melon - no rain

in my opinion its one of the most robot songs out there

>>35193113
They say that because your life is completely fucked up and you should fix that before you worry about fixing society.

Currently in the psych ward lads
Sat on the window ledge watching anime and shitposting on my tablet
Kinda comfy actually

>>35193113
Feels strange to be unbrainwashed doesn't it? I'm only just getting used to it.

>>35193130
I don't know who hurt you, but I don't think it's helpful to go around imagining enemies to defeat

>>35193159
>Currently in the psych ward lads
You there to stay?

>>35193160
It does, I've been unbrainwashed for a few months now, but I've managed to make some friends realise the truth too so I'm not alone now

>>35192707
Literally been a virgin board for WAY longer than it was a normie greentext shitfest. Cultures evolve

So, yea, fuck off

>>35193190
Only for another 2 days I think

>>35193217
>Cultures evolve
>"But we have to protect the precious culture of Britain"

You fuck off, you fucking sad cunt. You can't even get a shag, you think anyone is going to take you seriously?

>>35193233
>You can't even get a shag
Holy fuck you're like a 16 year old chav with this bullshit.

>>35193233
Welcome to the mind of your average convenient philosopher, it doesn't matter what is said as long as their implicit goal is reached

>2017
>not having a shag
Like, ew, why are you even talking? This Korean farm equipment trading forum is for cool dudes only.

I have no real place in this arguement but I dont really care if society falls. Would be an interesting mix up from wage slavery I guess.

>>35193244
>The human reproductive instinct
>"Bullshit"

Keep telling yourself that mate. Maybe it will help you feel better about how you've been denied the most important thing in life.

But I doubt it. It must be terrible to be judged as a loser by literally everyone you meet.

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a-are you guys talking about sex?

>>35193051
I've got loads of old money like that and ones from other countries, probably worth a decent bit altogether but probably be a hassle selling it

>>35193276
I'm not a virgin you bellend. You havent 'triggered' anyone, you're just an arsehole.

>>35193276
You must be at a low point in your life that you judge sex as an accomplishment, I hope things get better

>>35193087

Forcing sex to the top of the pile of things to learn will sexualise them.

>the doctors are never wrong

keep taking your meds kid.

>>35193276
>local dog too cool for town

>>35193284
yeah we are mate, come join in the fun

>>35193292
It's not that I judge sex as an accomplishment. It's that I judge people who haven't had sex as deficient.

And that's not just me. It's the whole of society. You know this.

>>35193331
Stop making this thread uncomfy you twat. This isnt the place for you to show off to nerds that you got some dumb bitch to spread her cunt for you.

>>35193331
The 'whole of society' if just a boogeyman consisting of no one.

Is it possible to be almost completely self sustaining in modern times with a few modern comforts or is that too much to ask?

>>35193301
>keep taking your meds kid

Did you get that witty retort from /pol/? Because it's an americanism. People don't say "meds" here. You'd know that if you ever left the house.

Still hungry

Indian said hey to me near the bathroom and smiled
I shrugged and scowled

>>35193331
(((the whole of society)))

>>35193323
but i dont know anything about sex

>>35193357
You should have shouted "PAKI PAKI PAKI" at him.

>>35193350
Too much, you wont be self sustaining unless you are already well off (((they))) dont want you to be self sustaining

https://youtu.be/QMThVaEIsTk?t=54

Is this you anon? anyone else get childhood feels watching this shit?

>>35193344
>>35193362
Ask anyone what they think of an adult male virgin.

They'll laugh, or feel sorry for you, or be creeped out by you.

You already know this.

It's not the jews fault that you can't get a shag. It's your laziness and your shit genes.

Islam is objectively better than western degeneracy, and they will win because of that fact.

I often wonder what it's like in the mosque when they all look at how western society is, useless stoners, trannies, faggots, sluts.

When buying a tyre I only need the diameter right? None of this millimetre shit?

>>35193381
Once again, not a virgin, just think you're a cunt.

>>35193381
Nah m8 is the same thing in school when they bully goes to a kid and says 'everyone think you're a freak' only the bully thinks like that

>>35193383
>no bacon

Nah. The world can fall but any interuption with what I do doesn't go.

>>35193381
Everyone here, virgin or not, thinks you're a total mong.

>>35193404
So everyone thinks being an adult male virgin is completely normal?

Jesus, the delusions that some of you come up with.

>>35193381
>Not just lying and saying you've had sex

I've done this many times, normies are stupid and will believe it

>>35193364
its okay, nobody here does but its still a hot discussion

>>35193378
>*puts a bagel on someones head*
>hah ahaha lol hes got a baaagel on his head!!! *clap clap* haha lmao lol!! look its funny cos he really has a bagel on his head lol hahhahah lmao

you now remember that there's people on this board, in this thread, posting with us that unironically strive to become normie trash

>>35193417
We're saying we dont care. I'm not going to check someone's sexual history before I'm willing to talk to them.

>>35193417
Dude you're unreasonable upset people aren't as hateful as you

>>35193383
>no bacon
>no alcohol
I'll pass

>>35193357
>Indian said hey to me near the bathroom

Can he poo in loo?

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>14 hours in bed again

should just kill myself one of these days, It feels like im teleporting through time. I don't know how its almost april and I don't know how its 2017. I still think its 2012. My life hasn't changed at all and i've achieved nothing/done nothing since then

>>35193357
He probably thought you couldnt find the shitting street

>>35193423
What kind of life is it where you have to lie to people to be accepted?
>>35193445
It's not about me being hateful. I don't hate virgins. This is just the reality of how society sees an adult male virgin.

Do you really think that no one cares?

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>>35193468
Dont kill yourself ebinanon, you're the light that gives britfeel a warm and safe glow

>>35193410
>>35193452

I'm not saying I support it, I'm just saying it will come to pass, because they are healthier as a community, and will continue to thrive more and more.

>>35193489
I'd rather die than let that happen

>>35193484
Only the normies ask me about sex, all the actual friends I have, some of whom arent virgins, do not care to ask, so I dont care about lying to normies as they mean nothing to me

>>35193484
Do YOU really think people go around thinking
>haha he's a virgin what an inferior being
Like did a virgin steal away your girlfriend or something and now you're pissed?

>>35193381

Not a virgin, and I don't think less of virgins. I will admit there is certainly a correlation between retarded mongs and virgins, but the virginity itself isn't an issue.

>>35193501

You can't stop it, the whole of non-islamic society together would have to stop it, but they just don't have the will.

>>35193378
hahah fucking classic stuff, why can't this shithole be as bants as this?

>>35193484
listen mate, im a 24 year old virgin and i simply couldnt give a fuck. i've had a few occasions in which i could have lost it but meaningless sex doesnt interest me. anyone can literally pay 100 quid and fuck an escort and there ya go, virginity gone wew society can accept you now!

i'll never lie about being a virgin if asked but lets be honest its not like its a common conversational topic unless you're surrounded by degenerates with nothing better to talk about, plus if someone wants to judge me as a 'freak' or 'weirdo' because iv made the decision of not putting my dick inside some whore then thats completely cool since id rather not have anything to do with those people

>>35193489
>they are healthier as a community
Their whole religion is about being as miserable as possible and never enjoying anything.

>>35193529
Whatever fucking virgin lmao

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>>35193565
good original post lad

>>35193354
I pull from all culture as I am cultured, well travel and probably on a whole new cognitive plain to yourself LITERALLY

Might just become a nihilist tbqh

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>>35193609
Nothing wrong with that, lad. Nihilism is best

>>35193386

If you halfarse it the outcome will be unknown until its to late.

>>35193563
>Their whole religion is about being as miserable as possible and never enjoying anything

>His entire life revolves around bacon.

pixel came today just waiting for my sim card cutter from ebay should be here tomorrow

I didn't get enough sleep last night so I slept through two lectures which I'll watch the recordings of. Am I a bad person?

>>35193669
What if he's a pig farmer?

>>35193669
>movies
>music
>anything else fun
All pretty much not allowed in Islam.

>>35193691
No, uni is a meme

>>35193703
Why are they only banned in Saudi Arabia then?

>>35193691
No. I sleep through or don't attend over 50% of all of my classes and most of the time don't even catch up right away. Lectures are mostly a meme but most people have to go to them to maintain their social image.

>>35193720
Are you suggesting there arent tons of film/tv/music/books forbidden in all Muslim countries?

So hungry

Craving a burger meal

Fermentation is the devil! no its science muhamid!

Its not difficult to pick a side.

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Who /impregnation fetish/ here?

orgeano

>>35193740
>Are you suggesting there arent tons of film/tv/music/books forbidden in all Muslim countries?
Yes

>>35193759
Name some faggot. You think you can watch Deadpool and go to a Lady Gaga concert in Iran?

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>>35193759

Classic poley

>>35193749
Had a burger yesterday. A bit dry and they left the relish on so had to take it off and it left a wet spot on the bun a bit. Chips were good though. Burger was alright.

>>35193766
saleel al sawarim is halal

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Where can I watch these vids lads

>>35193563
>Their whole religion is about being as miserable as possible and never enjoying anything.

Why are muslims generally happy then?

>>35193755
I would like to be forceably impregnated, does that count?

>>35193774
Which kind of burger?

I just want a slab of chicken with spicy sauce

>>35193790
kys nigger I was eating

>>35193808
sorry lad, just try to forget about it

>>35193807
A beef burger.

>>35193793
just like the people selling pyramid schemes?

>>35193801

Are you a tranny/fag?

Only counts for men looking to impreg, and women looking to be impreged

>>35193823
I'm a bender desu

>>35193381
>only 3 people in my friend group of about 8-9 guys aged 19-20 have lost their virginity
>I'm one of them

I don't look down on anybody because of it, it's pretty pathetic to do so. I've also never met anyone that judges anyone for it. I think you just hang around cunts

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lads, do I go to mcdonalds or greggs for a bit of lunch?

>>35193790
javlibrary and using torrents/ddl there, or searching the codes on nyaas porn tracker

>>35193876
Go on m8, have a bit of cheeky nandos.

>>35193876
Greggs, get a steak bake and a sausage bean melt

>>35193876
Greggs, do they still do that half sliced baugette with pizza topping on it at yours? They stopped selling it at my one but when I go to other towns they still sell it

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>>35193468
But i like you :) that's something.
>>35193793
because less intelligent people usually are.

>>35193876
i'd say greggs, lad

>>35193876
Go to Subway, I'll give you a little secret recipe of mine:

Spicy Italian
Italian Herbs & Cheese bread
Cheese toasted obviously
Lettuce
Tomato
Red onion
Light mayo
Honey mustard

Have fun.

Sat in a public toilet in a small fenland town lads, gotta kill time before my friend picks me up at 6pm. Saw a few rooms this morning:

>Pajeet told me last minute room wasn't available, instead he showed me one that was more expensive
>Wouldn't come down on the price at all
>Room was filthy as shit anyway

Next

>Saw religious African woman
>She lied in the ad about living alone, she had mini nigs living with her
>She acted weird the whole time, my friend gave the signal and we made a rushed exit

Seeing one more tonight, hopefully its not another weirdo

>>35193921
Not him but never seen that here lad, my greggs just sells actual pizza

>>35193902
>>35193921
greggs it is, knew I could rely on you lads to pick the right choice.

we don't have the half pizza baguettes where I am sadly, just normal pizza slices

The omegle girl who likes fat men hasn't come back yet and it's been almost 24 hours.

Why can't I just have a gf lads

I know I'm fat but girls are fat too and they get fucked all the time

I don't even need sex honestly if I had a gf that would just let me wank while I suck on her tits I'd be happy

Fuck

>>35193940
Mine sells actual pizza slices too but I really liked the baugette/pizza combo a lot more

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Remember when britfeel got the 16666666 get

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/16661638/#16666666

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Heres the pizza i had in NY last week only cost a dollar and was delicious

>>35193990
When I was in Australia you could get a full dominos pizza for $5 AUD, fucking miss it

>>35193990
I'm getting cheese from ASDA for my keto diet

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>tfw have minish cap on the 3DS
Suck it, nerds

>>35193790
has to be fake, no one can do a shit that long.

>>35193990
looks like shit.

what did you do in ny?

>>35193790
Yes, cryptosporidium is totally sexy

>>35194096
Probably squirt a load of mousse up her arse before each scene desu

It could be like 25% shit, 75% mousse

>>35193990
I've never had pizza, am I really missing out?

>>35194033
Is this true? I pay 20 quid for a fucking dominos

>>35194173
Remember when takeaway was a cheaper option than eat-in restaurants?

>>35194173
Picking out a random sight this one says it's 5.50 dollars for a regular
https://orderonline.aussiepizza.com.au/

>>35193960
I'll suck you off if we can cuddle after

>>35194106
just all the tourist traps empire state building ground zero statue of liberty took in a few shows. was a great place to visit but really knackered when i got back.

>new lotr game
>shoehorns in a black
Why?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4266954/Club-turns-away-black-NFL-players-urban.html

there might be hope for london yet

>>35194241
>shoehorns
In your opinion

To others it's the whites who are forced

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>>35194173
>>35194198
I think it was a regular but it seemed like what is a large over here. Converting currency it's about 3 quid

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>>35194301
Damn, that's some tasty bait right there. Shame I'm not hungry.

>>35194205
a-are you a girl?

or at least a qt femboy or twink or girl(male)

HAPPY PANCAKE DAY MATES!

>>35194368
Waiting for mummy to get back so she can make pancakes

>>35194368
It's called Shrove Tuesday, lad. Not pancake day

>>35194173
This is why I don't get a dominos or something unless there's that 2for1 special, I know for one bloke people might think "that's too much" but really it isn't. The best part is that you have leftovers for your breakfast, its fucking beautiful when you think its only like 8-9 quid per pizza.

>>35193935
similar to my order lad

italian BMT
hearty italian
cheese+toasted
lettuce
cucumber
onion
mayo
honey mustard

its fakkin lovely

>>35194288
I've only been to a club like 3 times in my life and even I know that most don't let in groups of lads together, especially not big fucking football nigs.

That's why you split up before going in for fuck sake.

>>35194383
Damn right.
>>35194391
Really?
I always call it pancake day.

Gave in

Mums chicken won't he ready for hours

Eating a bagel with nutella

>>35194403
its just dumb niggers thinking because they have a reservation they should be let in

>>35191607
Well I would rather save lives than destroy them.

I suggest all whom want to fight against evil should form an alliance and join forces.

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Me claim for universal credits worked lads but how the am i meant to do job searches for 35 hours

>moved tea time from 6 to 5
feel likeI'm cheating now

>>35194411
Pancake day is just a nickname for Shrove Tuesday. It's tradition to make pancakes today because foods like fats, eggs, and butter were considered forbidden foods during Lent.

>>35194472
you don't you lie, they know there aren't 35 hours worth of jobs to go through but that's what it says to do anyway

>>35194393
what's a BMT?

>>35194205
>>35194336
PLEASE RESPOND

origami salami pepperami

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Just got 4 sausage rolls, 2 steak slices, couple of doughnuts and a chicken bake, feels fat man

Right lads I'm in the hospital and when I was getting admitted, my doctor explained to them I was 'delusional' because I spoke about how much I hate myself and said I was evil.

How the fuck is that delusional?

>>35194602
I would say probably a twink but not a femboy or girl(male).

I'll wear a skirt if it makes you feel better though

Just had a second, plain, bagel

>>35194657
You fat oinking pig. Top yourself.

>>35194667
Yeah, I fucked up, this is like 1000 calories

>>35194645
You don't need to wear a skirt anon, I think twinks are qt....

A-are you into ugly bearded fat men or are you just so desperate for cuddles that you don't care what someone looks like?

i don't care if it's either im just curious

being in a mental hospital sounds comfy. how do I get myself sectioned? I can't stand being a wage slave.

>>35194689
Kill a guy and blame them on the voices in your head.

>>35194626

I spoke to a doctor once telling them about how I felt like I wanted to drive out to a train crossing and stand waiting on the line until a train hit me, and they wrote it down in their notes that I wanted to wait on the line in my car, the fucking fucks.

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>>35194502
bigger, meatier, tastier

it has salami peperoni and ham on it, its delicious lad and i highly recommend you get one

>>35194687
I'm not very looks-focused but big and hairy is a turn-on for me, not a turn-off

>>35194728
how much did subway pay you for this post?