Mornings

Steel-cut oats, coffee, and (usually) /r9k/

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>>35192605
What do you put in your oats?

I personally use dried fruit and the sort

>>35192568
i wake up and open /r9k/

Taking adderall while I wait to stop crying

I used to do coffee but my new job doesn't provide employees coffee, and I don't have a coffee machine

>>35192717
Do you have night terrors?

>>35192568
Get off work, go home, and drink until I pass out. Satop has been cutting into that lately though

>>35192736
No, I just cry when I wake up because I am sad that I am alive.

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>>35192733
I use a stove top coffee maker like this

>>35192759
I know the feel anon but I don't cry because my momma didn't raise no bitch

>>35192789
I'm not bawling or anything, my eyes just water profusely.

>>35192813
I'm kidding anon I don't have a mom

coffee and a cigarette, then im off to work

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>>35192834
Sounds like a wholesome American breakfast

>>35192568
Tea and toast usually.

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>>35192925
Oooh what kind of tea

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>>35192568
i take a show and then i wished i didn't start my day

>>35192967
Anon you need to spell check before you post

I'm not trying to grammer nazi I just don't understand what you're trying to say

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I usually make myself an omelette if I'm up early enough, but more often than not it's toast and coffee while rushing out the door.

Sometimes I'm so late I have to shave in the car

>>35193009
How do you shave in the car I've never understood how men do that

>>35192568
Traditionally with a sausage and egg McGriddle and a Dr. Pepper.

I'm a fucking fat fuck and I hate myself.

>>35193035
Try drinking less soda that's what helped me lose weight

>>35193025
How? I use a battery operated razor so it's pretty simple and straightforward. T b h I've never seen anyone use shaving cream and a razor in their car.

>>35192568
Banging my head on a table to wake me up, then drink a little less than an liter of coffee, and then play vidya for 10 min.

>>35193053
I keep forgetting electronic Razers are a thing

I'm to used to my straight razor

>>35193071
Electrics are plain better. It doesn't irritate the skin and takes less time to operate.

>>35193093
I've used my Razer for a while and I've always had thick skin that doesn't get irritated

I just find the straight razor gives me a much cleaner shave

Water and a piece of fruit. Sometimes tea on the weekends.

>>35193213
That sounds really light

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>>35192955
Yorkshire tea or nettle usually.

>>35193267

Well I'll also eat a breakfast bar or 2 later. In high school I used to eat a heavier breakfast (ex. Sausage and toast) but I figured that wasn't too good for my health for a number of reasons. On the weekends I'll sometimes cook a bigger breakfast, however I like to sleep on the weekdays.

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>>35193049
Thanks, I'll give it a run. Your Stand is fucking weak as shit but I still dig it

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A shower, 2-3 eggs in olive oil and some cheese on the side, and 13 ounces of coffee with a shot of vodka most days

Sorry I'm not more active anons I'm at school focusing on work

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>>35192568
Usually a big dab at 5am - 7am. Then I warm up a heating blanket and put it in my butt. After that there is a 50 - 50 chance of falling back to sleep or spanking myself till I leak moist fluids on the sheets.

Mornings are tough.

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I take a piss, refresh 4chan boards and check normiebook.

>>35192568
Three bowls of cereal and a mug of coffee.

>>35192872
That's the classic French breakfast, though