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you get to look like one of these turbo chads for 1 hour, what do you do
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>>35210998
I be myseIf
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masturbate while watching myself in the mirror
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>>35210998
Admire myself in the mirror for an hour.
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>Having another argument with my mother about finding a job
>"Why are all these other young college graduates finding work, but you can't? Why can the niggers and retards get decent jobs but you can't?" What is wrong with you? I don't know what you're doing wrong!!"
>Just stare at her
>"I don't know mom, I wish I knew because I agree with you. I think it's stupid that a fresh college graduate can't find work, and yet you see these high school graduates with decent paying jobs."
Personally I think my mom is delusional, I think there are plenty of fresh college graduates working shit jobs, and struggling to find work. She seems to think EVERYONE gets a decent job right out of college, hell I've seen college graduates working at fucking Starbucks and the movie theater. I've actually fucking met people who told me they had a college degree, and yet they're working at a retail store as a sales associate or some shit.
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I have an ms in IT and I deliver packages for fedex
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>>35210972
It's all about who your daddy knows.mine died while I was in college
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>>35211078
Like, you get to drive the truck? That actually sounds pretty sweet, but I've never done it so I don't know. It sucks that you can't have something in your field.
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I'm supposed to get to work in half an hour and I can't stop sobbing
Please help
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I'm just so tired and feeling weak
I don't know whag to do and I don't think I'll be able to keep my cool at the office
I DON'T WANT THEM TO SEE ME CRY
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What can I do to calm myself ? How do you guys cope with this ? I know I'm not the only one
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>>35210986
Try EFT.
Hold on I'll get a link. It works for me
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>tfw wizard status in 8 years
>tfw about to leave uni where getting laid will be infinitely harder
How the fuck do I turn this train around?
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>>35210787
>8 years
>e i g h t y e a r s
>two-thousand nine hundred and twenty days
Come back when you're close enough to taste the power faggot.
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>>35210900
>implying its even possible to lose your virginity after 25
>implying its not actually the 10 months I have left in uni which will decide my fate
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>>35210787
what's a wizard?
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Wan b my boyfriend?
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no u faggit
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ok i will
what now?
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yes, you a faggot?
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The world is super hostile towards resourceless males. There's a huge population of isolated men that will never be attended to because fuck them I guess. People expect strength of us, but we were dealt a shitty hand and have nothing to bargain with.
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>>35210711
>never be attended to
We are men. We know that if we don't do anything, then nothing will happen.
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>>35210731
Here here hear hear
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>>35210731
Isolation fucks people up, and it is super hard to get things done when you're pretty much in the middle of hemorrhaging.
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MY MUM WONT GIVE ME PRIVACY 2017-03-01 07:59:26 Post No.35210615
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MY MUM WONT GIVE ME PRIVACY
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I made a dumbass out of myself again
I was masturbating and then my mum went into the bathroom near my room and yelled WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE!
Then she went to my door (and I thought I couldn't hide it cus she must of heard me breathing heavy and that's why she yelled out and she wanted to come in my room and I didn't want her to smell it so I told her I was masturbating because its better than being accused of making porn videos again like the time she thought i was making naked videos cuz i was naked in my room. I also wanted to stop her from getting in my room).
Then she said "u don't need to tell me that, its private, you could of just said you were watching stuff" (WHICH IS BULLSHIT CUZ SHE WAS GOING TO OPEN MY DOOR AND ASK WHY THE ROOM SMELLS BAD)
She said I didn't leave my room all day or eat anything(but I did).
Then she said I said the word masturbation wrong because only posh people say it the way I do, and then told me to go walking. CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
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WHYYYYYYYYfffffFffffuuuuuuug
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>>35210615
Did you go walking?
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>>35210746
I WAS GONNA, but now I feel too bad
>TFW just spent FOUR FUCKING HOURS applying for jobs in my hometown
>Sent out about 10-15 applications
Watch me not get a single fucking interview, fucking piece of shit redneck hick town. Fucking stupid job market where niggers and retards can get full time decent paying jobs and I can't even though I have a college degree, and am probably more capable than they are. Oh so the guy working as an assistant manager at Best Buy who has no college education and has tattoos and a nu-male beard with gauges, but that's okay he's clearly more qualified than me to work that job.
I really hate how the job market works, especially when you see people like the guy I just described working a position he isn't even qualified for and you are clearly more qualified than he is. I see it all the time, this pot head drug addicts working as managers or some shit and they have no college education, or might have some shitty community college degree. I guarantee you most of them probably don't have any kind of college degree/education, I saw a fucking guy at my local Wal-Mart with pierced ears, looked like a crackhead and he had a manager position. Of course that's Wal-Mart, I don't think they have high standards when it comes to hiring, like Jesus I should at least be able to get some kind of upper level managerial position or some shit with a store.
Sorry for the blog post, I'm just pissed off and I get like this when I have to job hunt. It's always a fucking nightmare that lasts for weeks and weeks until I finally get a bloody interview, if that.
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>>35210587
>Muh college.
They don't hire you because you are a cunt. If you feel so much better than everyone else, it's no wonder they don't want you around.
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>it's another "he fell for the college meme" thread
You realize while you were dicking around in school, everyone else was working?
You realize that college kids with no job experience get no consideration in the job hiring process
No one cares about your degree, volunteer fray work or any of that shit
Y'all are stupid, should have just got a job but now you have all the student loans debt on your head
Can't even bankrupt :) have fun loser
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>>35210612
>Implying that shows on my application
I'm actually quite professional and try to sell myself on my resume, I don't just fucking say "Oh I have a college degree so give me the job." But I do believe that some jobs I apply for are beneath me, and I kind of somewhat believe I'm more qualified than the guy who applies with a high school degree only and manages to get the position.
It's like fucking topsy turve world or something, where's the logic?
>>35210624
>Employers would rather hire people who have worked shitty jobs with no higher education as managers and what not
>Instead of the people who went to college and got a college degree
I believe a college degree is worth something, and I like to think it places you above someone who doesn't have a college degree. Even if just a little, so fuck you. I also believe some employers will recognize that, but if the shitty managers at these shitty retail stores and what not don't give a shit then screw em. Personally I figured managers at stores usually have a college education, but then I realized that's not the case at all. It's just kind of sad that they hire ANYBODY for those positions, also some jobs will say
"Bachelor's degree preferred"
So that means that usually if you have a 4 year degree it puts you above someone who applies and doesn't have a 4 year degree.
Seriously, why is cuckolding so popular as to be the #1 searched term on Google when you type "I want my girlfriend"? Why do guys want this?
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>>35210528
I wonder why that could be...
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>>35210528
Isn't Google's auto-predict based on previous browsing history?
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>>35210724
I get those same three as op, except cheating comes third for me, not first
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ITT single words and short phrases that are nonetheless original
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>>35210473
I'm literally asexual
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Scrumdiddlyptious lunch
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Females deserve respect
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Let's get a hmmmm thread going.
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>>35210456
She's clearly doing it for the exercise. Good for her!
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>>35210456
>holy shit that guy is going fast
>huh must be a problem with my luggage
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>>35210456
201/200 inventory v.s 200/200 inventory
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tell me your secrets
they don't have to be big
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i want to fuck guys in animal suits
i jerked off to a picture of an animal once
i want to fuck cartoon animals
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>>35209971
I love my gf, she is everything i want and the only thing that is keeping me from killing myself.
But she keeps getting tattoos and it is killing my attraction to her.
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>>35209971
i'm gay
I still consider it a secret even though people think I'm gay anyways
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This board has gone to shit 2017-03-01 06:53:33 Post No.35209691
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This board has gone to shit
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I cant fucking post here anymore. It's not even worth it. There's no salvation. In less than a year the normies, "fembots", and trap-worshipping faggots won. They succeeded. They've flooded the place with their garbage and drove the core userbase off the board. The magic of sincerity and original, verbose discussion between lonely antisocial males disillusioned with society is gone. No more greentext stories, no more feels threads, no more comfy threads, no more waifu threads, no more content worth reading and discussing. Just trap raids, dick threads, and filthy, disgustining cucks, roasties, and normies mocking us from the wreckage of our home that they've burnt down.
To any real robots reading this, it's over. It's time to move on from this place. It was fun while it lasted.
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Did everyone move to /pol/ and wizchan?This place feels dead now
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Your problem is this was never your board and you should have accepted that ages ago and learned to share.
We let you post here and you chose to abuse that kindness.
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this is now a fembot /orbiter thread
post rare traps
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dubs chooses my grad quote, nothing vulgar or blatantly inappropriate
>inb4 underage b&
you can be 18 in grade 12 you nigs
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"Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm"
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if you're not first you're last
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Fuck normies and chicken tenders
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>Finally get my novel published after working on it for 3 years
>immediately get a 1 star review calling it dogshit and asking if the author is retarded.
>some people are saying it's one of the word books they ever read, and the author needs to find a new career
>took it down after a month when I got another review saying someone recommended it to him because of just how bad it was that it was comical.
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don't give up, everyone starts at the bottom
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>>35209575
Link to book or excerpt pls I need to know how bad it rly is
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Sounds like your book is a bunch of okie doke