tell me your secrets they don't have to be big

i want to fuck guys in animal suits
i jerked off to a picture of an animal once
i want to fuck cartoon animals

>>35209971
I love my gf, she is everything i want and the only thing that is keeping me from killing myself.

But she keeps getting tattoos and it is killing my attraction to her.

>>35209971
i'm gay

I still consider it a secret even though people think I'm gay anyways

>>35210034
do you have any nonsexual secrets?

>>35210069
what are some tattoos that she has so far?

>>35210070
How do you think people can tell you're gay?

>>35210087
>How do you think people can tell you're gay?
They ask me if I like girls and I just respond with a "yea" while avoiding eye contact

>>35210099
do you get asked it often? who wants to know?

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>>35209971
I am sad most of the time, but the brief enjoyment my only friend brings to my life is enough to keep me trying to be happy.
I despair that I will lose him and be left in a sea of online autism, alone.

Of course, I would never tell him this.

>>35210087
not that i can think of no because all i do is sit in my room and masturbate all day

>>35210124
you should do something spontaneous for your friend to let him know that you appreciate him

>>35210146
breathe some fresh air tomorrow anon! just for a second

>>35210122
Just joined a fraternity and have been asked quite a few times. None of them care if I'm gay, I just don't want to come out of the closet.

>inb4 ree get out normie
I'm not a normie. Maybe a cyborg.

>>35210154
and do what? i have no friends and i know nobody, i dont even know why im on this shitty board 8 hours a day atleast, all it is is a bunch of "HEHE FEMININE PENIS ISNT GAY" faggots.

>>35210163
It's cool you joined a frat. I notice sometimes here at my school that there are some people that don't look like they are chads with frat shirts on.

It's a good way to get friends desu. I wish I did something while I still had time here... Not frat stuff but maybe a club...

>>35210214
Just to be outside, you don't have to do anything. I'm not saying to go anywhere, maybe just like in the evening when the sun isn't harsh to see the clouds outside your house

>>35210154
I'll cook him dinner tomorrow.
He was raised not knowing how to cook, so if I teach him something simple, I'm sure he'll feel good.

Thanks for the advice

>>35210240
i dont like going outside its to hot and it makes me sweat

>>35210258
Just for 30 seconds when the sun is setting so it's not so hot

just to have a change of pace

>>35210243
cool! do you know what you're going to make?

>>35209971

I was molested.
I once initiated a mildly gay interaction with my brother.
The maintenance guy and I became friends in my first apartment. We found some dude digging through his daughters laundry and tossed him out of a 3rd story window onto a parking lot.

>>35210069
Have you told her this? If no why not?

>>35210302
Chicken and rice is simple and cheap.

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Kv here. I have no friends and I've lied to people who I thought were friends telling them I've had relationships before. In reality I'm a cold asshole who can't hold a conversation for shit.

i ask for a glass of water at mcdonalds and put coke zero in the cup instead

>>35210308
do you think you are affected by your first secret? and how if so? Has your second changed your relationship with your brother?

>>35210323
I bet he will appreciate it

>>35210356
Do you think they would have made fun of you if you didn't lie?

>>35210369
:o

>>35210384

I don't like to be touched by strangers, but I've gotten better about it. And it's made talking about sex in any intimate sense really awkward for me.

And Nah, we were kids at the time, we already took baths together. It was just awkward and then we had a squirt gun war with actual squirt guns.

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The videos I made of me eating shit are completely fake, it's made with a bunch of shit like chocolate icing, peanut butter, corn, a mix of vegetable oil and water so it won't come apart, all caked on top of a toilet paper roll

Don't get me wrong, I like scat, but I have a tooth cavity and I'd hate for it to get infected over a fucking fetish.

>>35209971
i am a lesbian (male) and im gay for girls

>>35210356

I don't see my friends much but I feel like I have to tell them to go fuck themselves if I'm ever going to be happy

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>>35209971
I opened a childs grave in Mexico last year on video.

>>35210455
Gross why the fuck would you do that, this is the kind of fucking thing you lie to troll about if someone from pol asks about the board not actually do wtf

>>35210484
Did you get cursed?

my gf with BPD broke up with me and two weeks after i had a massive panic attack that fucked me up me mentally and physically. now that ive recovered and am trying to work things out, she said she doesnt want to be with me because she got over me. the depression is hitting hard. how do girls get over it so quick? how do i get her to love me again?

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>>35210472
I somehow know what you mean and feel the same way

>>35210500
Idk. I still dont have a gf so maybe

>>35210442
I don't think i was molested but talking about sex is really hard for me too. I think it's just from finding out about sex by myself. I would deny knowing anything about it when i was growing up.

>>35210455
nice that you're being safe

>>35210472
i like girls too c:

>>35210484
on accident?

>>35210508
how long were you together? I don't really have much experience with girls sorry

>>35210557
2 years. its kind of hopeless, im just ranting. shes moving a couple hours away from me in five days

>>35210557
Nah. Dared to open it.

>>35209971
My 20 year old sister recently disclosed to me that our older brother molested her on several occasions in her early adolescence.

He's an autist who everyone loves and everyone thinks is a gentle giant who'd never hurt a fly.

My sister told me this in confidence, crying erratically one day.

Thing is, I came close to molesting her too. I just didn't go through with it. Was sleeping in her room one day when the weather was particularly humid, and I woke up in the middle of the night, saw her in only her underwear.

I put my face up to her bare ass, almost stuffing my nose between her ass cheeks. I didn't, though. I just left and fapped. Feels guilty, man.

>>35210510
Yeah, I'm sure that is the reason. I was hoping for ghosts, though. Come tell us if you see a ghost.

>>35210455
Oh.... oh thank god............... thank god...........

>>35210570
I think it will just take time... sorry I bet you are hurting a lot

>>35210571
ask him for forgiveness before you go to sleep!

>>35210582
The important thing is that you didn't do it. How bad was the molestation? It is good that she trusts you to be able to let it out

>>35210124
i know that feel anon
the fear of having nothing but the internet for a social life

i wonder how people ever survived before the internet :(

>>35210557

That's fair, but I'm talking on an actual intimate level. Casually talking about it is easy, talking about my wants and desires with my wife of 9 years, not so much.

I'm addicted to anal sex with a big ol dildo. I'm a furry sort of. I'm not gay tho.

I really want to slowly kill someone. Not for enjoyment, just so that I will know the experience, if that makes sense.

I might kill my dad someday too.

Uhh.......... I fapped on my dog one time by humping her back.

>>35210649
oh ok. Do you think your desires are different or abnormal? Or is there just a barrier when you try to express yourself?

>>35210661
hey don't kill your dad
do what makes you happy though, be it butt stuff or furries

>>35210034
Hey me to. I bet you're that anon from yesterdays' fetish thread.

>>35210672

The latter. Double so when I feel like she may not want to do something. I'm also a pretty big guy, and not just fat (i am fat tho), so it's really easy to hurt her when I get excited. Which, even when she likes it, instantly pulls me back.

Fucked up thing is it wasn't even that bad. Was probably 10ish, uncle watched me shower while he jacked off (he was watching in a mirror). I fell asleep that night and woke up when he blew a load all over me, then he made me take a bath with him as he felt me up.

He didn't hurt me physically, but any time I feel like I'm making her even moderately uncomfortable I freak out a bit.

>>35210625
He fondled her all over and fingered her when she was asleep on several occasions (mostly when she napped during the day and no one was around).

The molestation was actually the single impetus for why she chose to move to another city -- where she didn't even have friends.

>>35210723
Dang... I feel like that is pretty bad :/
I hope you can figure something out together

>>35210750
that must have been really lonely... It's good that you are there for your sister.

>>35209971
i dont know if i want to live or die

I'm a closet zoophile in a relationship with another man. I reject myself completely but fap to it a lot.

I don't have a job
I have a dysfunctional family

I think I might be schizophrenic, at the least I know I am mentally ill, but I keep it hidden from everyone I know and have never once implied I may be dealing with any mental issues. I experience odd hallucinations and states of thinking that are difficult to describe. The thing is, I'm not sure how all this works. Doesn't me recognizing my hallucinations are hallucinations mean I'm not crazy? I want to talk to someone about this IRL but I'm afraid of being admitted or looked down upon.

>>35210873
The secret is that everyone have thoughts like that. The ones who talk about it need to be medicated so they shut the fuck up.

>>35210788
Sometimes I feel like I don't want to live but dying is scary.

>>35210817
do what makes you happy

>>35210830
How long have you been without a job?

>>35210873
That sounds kind of scary anon :-:
I think it sounds like it is treatable though. I think it might be good to just have an exploratory meeting with someone about it. I'm afraid of seeing someone for my own issues but people I have talked to who have gone to talk to people say it is worth it.

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when I was 8 my childhood friend who is a year older than me forced me into sex but nothing happened because I didn't have an erection

Nowadays we still talk but never speak about it as if it never happened. she is clingy as fuck and makes me feel awkward because I can't forget what happened that day

women are fucked up in the head

>>35210974
Rape her

No joke I am soooooooo originol;)

>due to me being scorned a lot more often than praised as a child, I often keep my thoughts and work/projects a secret up until it's presentable or admirable for a subconscious fear of feeling dejected or overlooked. I don't even talk about my hobbies unless I feel near equal amount of enthusiasm from the victim of my conversation.
>this itself is hard when your trying to relate with normies and they like normie-vidya, tv shows, and facebook drama when I myself like diy, horticultural, practical science, and non-tumblr art.
>occasionally I pick my nose at work and daydream about turning into a monster and wrecking the place in a sci-fi autism fit/battle scene
>i have set 2 houses on fire. Only once was it an accident
>what few friends I still have don't know that I have fallen out of interest with vidya and anime. I joke that Im much better at hiding my weebiness than they are but in truth Im only pretend that I still like them
>i hide my paranoia and insecurities with assertive actions and mild bullying behavior. People at work think Im stoic and a no-nonsense type, but in reality I just hate myself.

>>35210995
>occasionally I pick my nose at work and daydream about turning into a monster and wrecking the place in a sci-fi autism fit/battle scene

Great secret m8

I want to do lewd things with little girls

>>35210582
Strangely enough, young curiosity-driven experimentation happens alot in similar age siblings/friends. Only thing is its mostly consensual. Compared and grabbed dicks with my friends, but the idea of children being coerced by older people/teens for gratification upsets me deeply.

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>>35211018
The thing is it only happens when my finger is in my nose. I think I might be digging too deep sometimes.

>>35210974
girls are weird. Are you good friends or just friends?

>>35210995
you should try to share your new interests with your friends slowly i think

>>35211042
:x

I may go to sleep soon I have class in 5 hours. sorry if you don't get a (you)

People always wonder how I'm so fearless, but also calm.

The truth is I don't give a shit about anything in the present. So much shit has happened to me in the past (good & bad) that everything else that happens now seems easy &/or repetitive in comparison. I'm fearless because I don't value my life at all the way it is. If I was seconds from death I don't think I'd flinch. (edgy i know)

I wish there was something interesting going on my life like a love interest or some kind of drama to give me some kind of conclusion to look forward to but there's nothing and that makes me incredibly bored, in turn, careless.

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I cant talk to women, Ive come closer to killing myself than i have to starting a conversation with one.

>>35211084
>Are you good friends or just friends?
good friends

>>35210124
I'm in the same boat with my highschool friend/college roommate. Even though I hate him out of jealousy most of the time.

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I have a genuine romantic attraction to a fictional character named Nagisa Shiota.

>>35211458
They don't kill the teacher

>>35210995
Horticulture is good - interesting and fun, and the sense of satisfaction in eating a crop that you've dragged out of a suburban back yard.

Hard to have friends your own age that do it too, though.

>I hang out with the old ladies at the community gardens.
>Got some sweet heirloom tomato seedlings and some coriander today to get into the bed.

>>35211217
Women are just people, Anon.

Me and the neighbour kid rubbed out dicks together when we were like 5. I think he is gay now, i'm not.

I fantasize about being a normie

you think you know, but i don't think you deserve to.

>>35211846
most normies think being a turbo normie is prime and great. not sure why you would fantasize about being a normie; that's just being a simpleton! once you're in the light it becomes normal just as you are now :)

I have conversations in my head with people that don't exist. I can have these conversations for hours on end and still have things to say to them.

During class i wait for my 'friends' to turn up and give me something. The other day it was a guitar that i left at their place after a gig we played at. soon get depressed because i realise they don't exist.

I text random numbers i come up with to see if someone responds and hope to start a conversation leading to a friendship. I haven't gotten a response yet. I have been doing this everyday for about 7 years now.

>>35211458
She looks cute anon, I'm happy for you two.

When I was 5-6 I was at my grandmas house. There was a pidgeon nest in the rafters of the barn. Momma bird kept swooping at me so I threw rocks at the nest till it fell. Momma bird is pissed, physically attacking me now. I'm angry now because I'm covered in bird shit and momma bird keeps pecking\biting me, so I just curb stomped the nest 40-60 times. 4 baby pidgeons turned into pidgeon oat meal. That was a satisfying day I tell ya what.

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Well, I've never told this to anyone, but... Here I go?

*jumps down*
I'M GAY XDDD

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>>35209971
i fap to hd female scat porn with close up on the turds.
i think i wouldnt do that irl tho

>>35212055
That's gross as fuck you fucking weirdo. Anyone sexually aroused by shit needs to be euthanized.

When I was 7 I saw my dad having sex with a woman other than my mum, and when I walked in on them the woman told me to join in, I don't remember what happened after that but I was too young to understand what was going on and only realised how messed up this was at 18.

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>>35211990
>she

It's a boi, not a filthy womyn

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>>35209971
I can't expose my feeling to other people in real life. Unless I'm very drunk. And no I'm not just talking about love but every feeling, I default to cheerful/nice when talking to someone.

ive once put banana in my pooper.