MY MUM WONT GIVE ME PRIVACY

WHYYYYYYYYfffffFffffuuuuuuug

>>35210615
Did you go walking?

>>35210746
I WAS GONNA, but now I feel too bad

>>35210760
Just go for a walk, why does what she said matter?

>>35210803
Fuug off psychopath


Gonna walk tho

>>35210615
are you a girl, please be in Brisbane

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I've never been caught jackingoff before. Is it common to get caught at least once?

>>35210936
Are you underage or literally retarded?

>>35210936
How am I a psychopath, you autistic prick.

>>35210958
>Brisbane
Bogan pleb.

>>35210988
Depends, I have only ever been half caught once...im sure it probably depends on how much you do it

>>35211032
>Bogan pleb.
mean

>>35211032
>How am I a psychopath

because you used proper logic

>>35211045
The truth always hurts, M8.

>>35211072
How is that psychopathic?

>>35210615
I think the better question is why does it smell bad when you masturbate? The fuck is wrong with you?

>>35211032
Melbourne?
oregano original

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>>35211185
My mum has stronger smell than other people

>>35211230
Nah, I'm in Canberra.

Melbourne is a lost cause, infested with She's and psycho refugees.

>>35211271
*SJWs, not she's.

>>35211271
That's impossible.
I'm the only robot in the city.

>>35211370
>I'm the only robot in the city.
Really now?

>>35211271
Plz come to broken hill n be my gf

>>35211391
Yes.
This is my city to be a lonely robot in, get out.

>>35211400
I'm a bloke and I'm not gay, I'll pass.

>>35211407
Make me.

>>35210615

what a mess of a situation.

>>35211418
Backtracing your IP as we speak.
Expect a well oiled machine of SAS operatives to be knocking at your door at any minute.

You fucked with the wrong robot in the wrong city, pal.

>>35211455
Fucking bring it, M8.

I'll take em all out with me trusty Leatherman.

>>35211236

ive read that people with a stronger sense of smell have more sex in their life and, on average, more sexual partners. does you mum have a lot of boyfriends?

>>35211474
North or South?
One is acceptable and we can have a rivalry. The other... Not so much.

>>35211487
I ain't telling you shit.

I don't want an autist tracking me down and molesting me.

>>35210988
I got caught midwank during the "sex" scene in the movie Her. Had to hide my pickle with the laptop. Might as well have done the helicopter.

My mother actually made fun of me for that for MONTHS!

MONTHS!

THAT SCENE WAS HOT, YO!

>>35211510
Clever, clever move anon. You saw right through my hoodwink.
Never the matter though, the backtracing is nearly complete and the dawn of your demise shall soon be upon thee.
I hope your pooper is prepared.

>>35211099
>how is that Psycho
lol its the current year. let your feelies t
ake control goy

>>35211526
Tell me where I'm at then, sped.

>>35211534
You're at home.

>>35211534
That is privileged information only to be shared with my connections in the military.
You'll know I've found you when there's a rapping at your chamber door.

This city ain't big enough for the two of us, and I won't go down without a fight.

>>35211563
What happens if I have hoodwinked you, and I don't actually reside in Canberra?

What happens if I have made you waste military resources?

You dun goofed, cunt.

>>35211099
>How is that psychopathic?

it was just a joke to emphasize that OP is bonkers

>>35211563
>suddenly theres a fat greasy autist with an sas team outside your door, freestyling

>>35211578
Ah, the old "I was only bluffing" bluff.
It was a valiant effort anon, but your efforts are wasted on a superior mind such as mine.
The backtracing is nearly complete. Prepare for your untimely demise my dear friend.

>>35211602
Well I must implore you to change the direction of your forces.

Send them to Queanbeyan, and the showdown will begin.

I assure you I won't even need to use 5% of my energy for this battle.

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There's a smell?

>>35211624
They can smell your cum

>>35211615
Setting up a separate meeting spot so you can hop on the next plane to Guatemala?
Once again, a nice try. But it ain't working bub, and if you try to flee we will be watching and waiting from now till the day you die.
Never will you have a moment of peace again, forever running, scared and alone.
Stay where you are anon, for your own good. Rip the band-aid off, I assure you, my men are pros, it will be quick.

>>35211635
It barely smells like anything though, unless I deliberately sniff it.

>>35211641
But I assure you, my mentally deficient friend, I actually reside there.

>>35210988
You've been caught, trust me. You don't realize it happened.

>>35211662
Maybe you do, maybe you don't.
The backtrace shall reveal all and once it does there will be hell to pay for living anywhere even remotely close to me.
I mean, how fucking dare you? This is my town, bitch. My SAS team will fuck yo shit up, we even imported a nazi super soldier who was cryogenically frozen after the war. You think you can beat roided up zombie hans?
You've got another thing coming buckaroo.

>>35211730
Hurry up then, I'm a busy man.

>>35211750
In due time, my friend.
They may come now, they may come 3 months from now.
Just know, they will come, and I shall reclaim my rightful place as the only robot in Canberra.

YOU CITY THIEVING FUCKING WHORE

>>35210988
I've never been caught in the act but once my dad saw my hentai search history and told me just not to look that stuff up on his computer so mom doesn't borrow it one day and follow the trail to purple haired cartoon babes.

>>35211624
Smells sort of like chestnut trees.

>>35211784
Yeah, sure, whatever M8.

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>>35211837
YOU TAKE MY LEMON TREE I TAKE YOUR FUCKING LIFE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS CITY IS MINE THIS CITY IS MINE THIS CITY IS MINE
KILL THE INVADER KILL THE INVADER KILL THE INVADER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE