>be me
>working at night alone
>notice a dog staring at me through the main entrance's glass doors
>interest aroused
>go outside
>the dog has a makeshift leash tied to him
>look around
>the street is deserted, just him and I
>"Where's your owner, boy?"
>Take the leash
>It leads me around the corner
>spot a hobo on the ground, asleep
>there's a bag of dog food and a shopping cart
>figure I found the place
>Notice the dog is headbutting the owner pretty hard
>hobo isn't moving
>Oh shit
>I kneel down and shake her too
>Are you okay?
>still no response
>stand up and wonder what to do next
>dog keeps butting her
>she finally comes to life with a start
>Whew
>"Gave me and your dog a bit of a scare there."
Everything went well.
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I got kinda worried as I read your post but I'm glad it was all well in the end
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>>35239302
>in an alternate universe the hobo is actually dead
>free dog
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>>35239817
I coulda kept the dog anyway though if I wanted. I had the dog. It was all mine.
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ITS TIME TO BE A BIG GIRL NOW, AND BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY
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You triggered my anxiety
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>>35239221
Have a beer , fellow femanon. It's okay to soak your pillow in salty tears. Your pillow loves you.
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tfw no crying gf to comfort
OREG
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> get home
> walk into your room
> see this
wat do?
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Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
original oregano
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Free her ofc. I don't want to go to jail for falling for the vaginal jew.
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>>35239200
Put the bottle of booze in her ass and get her drunk
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Why am I feeling so bad after watching this show? I'm not even a neet yet I feel like commiting suicide
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>>35239106
Do you have social anxiety? Can you relate to the anime or something?
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What show is it? I'm a NEET, hopefully this will give me the final push necessary to pull the trigger.
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haha. The ending gave me some of the greatest pleasure I've ever had. And I'm sure my capacity for pleasure is genetically higher than average. It was so strong a feeling that it ached. Maybe you are sad that you will never feel a love so perfect?
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If you could switch genders, what would you be most curious about?
Personally, I want to see what having tits feels like.
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>>35239040
it doesn't feel like much if they're small until you go down a flight of stairs fast, then it feels like pulling.
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I've read that women experience full body orgasms, multiple at that. Apparently our orgasms pale in comparison.
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>>35239110
>Apparently our orgasms pale in comparison.
Highly doubt that. Why are men the ones who are so obsessed and seeking out sex all the time?
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I am insane
AMA
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>>35239013
would you suck my cock, or let me eat your boi pussy?
if you're truly insane, you'd say yes.
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whats the difference between sane and insane?
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>>35239030
No I would not. I am insane not a homosexual
What do you robots do for fun?
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>>35238991
Cry, mostly
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Guitar, Martial arts, Meditation, Gnosticism.
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>>35238991
This movie is going to be an utter disappointment.
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Is the guy on the right what most robots look like?
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>>35238805
That guys looks like Anthrax guitarist Scott Ian.
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The guy on the right isn't even that bad looking, and from the picture he seems socially competent enough
so no
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>>35238805
he looks more physically fit than me. I could lose some weight desu.
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What are the most NEET essential electronics?
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I think these
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arcade stick and an IIDX setup
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I think the best one would be a digital tv antenna. As a NEET, your cash is limited so paying for cable is out.
Internet is a must I'd say. You can use free Skype to make phone calls and email is great.
Smart phones are debatable. The data plans are expensive but if you can do a cheap WiFi cellphone, it might be worth it.
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Anyone else become deaf from anxiety in social situations? Every time I have to talk to someone new I go deaf or something. I always have to ask them to repeat themselves. It always happens when I walk into a store and the normies mumble something under their nose and I have to ask them to repeat themselves.
Am I really deaf or is it just the lack of social interaction causing this? Perhaps my template answers folder is too poor? Maybe normies who talk to strangers every day can "fill in" the gaps better when they can't hear something, just because they are more exposed to normietalk every day?
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Maybe stop talking to sperglords
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>>35238739
But normies aren't spergs, anon.
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>>35239180
>and the normies mumble something under their nose
Those aren't normies
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Let's have a yandere thread. What would you do if you managed to get a cute psychotic stalker?
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>>35238642
does anyone post in these threads anymore?
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What do you look for in a yandere?
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I'm herr OP, I wish I had a yandere gf even though School Days kind of messed a lot of them up for me.
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Any robot plays PokeMMO?
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>>35238639
>Calls himself a "robot"
>Plays MMOs
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No because I get destroyed in PvPs by autists who spend their whole day breeding the perfect pokemon
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>>35238658
>he doesn't play MMOs by himself with chat turned off
why are you even here
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Why is this show so popular among girls? The titular character is nothing close to being Chad, or the characteristic attractive man. He is rather the kind of guy that other straight guys would find "cutesy" as I do. Yet, this is a "shoujo" manga/show, that is specifically for female audiences. Also, the thems are pretty mature and only another boy would understand and get feels out of them. /r9k/ insists that girls only like Chad. Is this show evidence that there are girls who unironically like cutesy, beta, quiet, emo guys? Sorry if this question is incredibly stupid, I'm not from a sexually liberal society, so I know literally nothing about girls, and haven't spoken to one properly since I hit puberty. Allahu Akbar.
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I reccomended it to 2 girls who like anime and shoujo things and htey got bored
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>>35238572
>I reccomended it to 2 girls
Kys, Chad.
>>35238499
>Also, the thems are pretty mature
*Also, the themes are pretty mature.
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>>35238499
>he is the kind of guy the other straight guys would find "cutesy" as I do
sorry to break it to you like this
but
you aint straight
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Clever Bot thread
Post your convos, comment them etc...
Talk to an actual robot for once.
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this commennt is riginal
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>>35238492
Traps are gay though.
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>>35238442
this shit is no better than it was 5 years ago..
it's so retarded
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its spring, anon-kun!
its physically impossible to be depressed at this time.
>best weather not too cold and not too hot
>nature is beautiful
>days lasts longer
i fucking love the energy of early spring, go out and do something you cunts
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Where I live, it's still the coldest part of the year basically
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>>35238405
Natural mating season, everyone will get into relationships and I'll be wasting away on my own.
Suffering grows character, got to remember that.
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>>35238405
>physically impossible
Say it to my brain. I think it will disagree.