> get home > walk into your room > see this wat do?

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

original oregano

Free her ofc. I don't want to go to jail for falling for the vaginal jew.

>>35239200
Put the bottle of booze in her ass and get her drunk

Take the bottle of Bacardi and leave.

>>35239200
probably just leave her there for shits and giggles and go about my day

tickle her feet =^_^= x3

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be super suspicious

>>35239200
I ask my slave if she has learned to pay attention while cleaning the buttplug collection.

>>35239200
Probably free her

Just because the world took everything away from me doesn't mean I'm evil

>>35239333
No anon, not the eggs. Please not all of them.

>>35239348
No one implied anything but you instantly jump to an evil conclusion. That makes me think you're evil. Also the fact you said "probably" free her. It all adds up. You're evil.

>>35239216
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>360 degrees
You retarded son?

>>35239200
Call the police and say that's my other self kidnapped a roastie problem not solve

>>35239408

>being this new.

Fuck off back to plebbit.

>>35239333
>tfw no porn of neckbeard forcing to feed a cute sexy whore with eggs

>>35239348
a noble way of living my friend

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>>35239408
You have to go back famalam

>>35239430
>>35239479
>he doesn't realise not getting it is a part of the meme
I think I know where you two jokers belong

>grab gun, call police, search house, make sure no one else is home
>come back ungag her
>reassure her that i'll release her without harm and ask her to tell me what the fuck is going on first
>wait for police to come resolve the situation
>get back home eventually and order a pizza and play bloodborne

reee

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>>35239251
>>35239348
>>35239409
>>35239512

All these beta moralfags :) this is why you're virgins.

>>35239408
You're dumb.
Original

Drink that vodka in the bottle

>>35239646
Thats not vodka

ARE YOU KIDDING?! THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I'LL BE ABLE TO TRY ANAL!

>>35239662
Fuck
Then I'll buy one

>>35239646
>vodka

Poser detected, that's rum

>>35239200
i fuck dog when he poop

>>35239678
Sorry I'm russian
We only have vodka here

>>35239646
Baccardi is rum

>>35239200
alcohol and bdsm are a very unsafe combination and she clearly has had quite a bit of that.

>>35239200
Make her butt chug the Bacardi

>>35239200
RAPE AND CUM

>>35239956
> how is this original

eternal confusion

>>35239216
if u did a 360 u would be going in the same direction u idiot

is bacardi flammable?

>>35239200
drink the bacardi

>>35239200
I don't enjoy rape fantasies, I untie her, get her some clothes, make her some relaxing kratom tea and ask her how did it happen, allow her to stay the night if neccesary and then try to to gain secks.

>>35239321
Tickle torture fetish?
>>35239200
Fuck her pussy and not pull out. Make her my wife.

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>>35239200
If I free her she'll probably blame me for her kidnapping and the evidence of her being in my room tied up would probably mean a conviction.

I'd have no choice but to kill her and burn the body, but before I do that, I guess I'd lick her feet for a bit.

Complain that the image doesn't have more pixels.

>>35240079
Bacardi 151 is but the one in the image is just regular white rum.

>When I see her break down in tears
>Untie her and say she isn't the first
>Say I owe some money to some drug dealers, and they are going to frame me for murder
>Say if she leaves they will kill her, and blame it on me because they were last seen at mine
>She gets too paranoid to leave ;)

Play minecraft

Oregon continent

kill her and bury her

she'll accuse me of kidnapping her anyway and i'll go to prison forever

Ask if this is her thing.

>Yes
Take a few swigs of the rum, toss the rest, jack it, make her wait for my second erection, proceed to hate fuck in my own ways (be creative, you pervs)

>No
Untie her, go to next room to give her privacy, ask if she's willing regardless, carry on my day if she denies. Yes, the rum is her possession too.

>>35239200
set fire to the house
escape in Siberia

Play Twister on that rug

>>35239200
>ugly feet
nothing

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>>35239200
I PROBABLY CALL THE COPS BECAUSE THAT'S THE KIND OF PERSON I'VE ALWAYS BEEN.

SOCIOPATH, NEVER TAKE THE LAW INTO YOUR OWN HAND.
What's done in the dark resurfaces to light eventually.

I'd probably say something stupid like:
>looks like you're in a bit of a bind
Then spill my spaghetti everywhere

>>35239200
probably freak out, tell her to stay calm, call the police, then wait for them to untie her. She might be spook'd and run away if i untie her immediately

>>35239200
can we talk about how gorgeous that feet of her are? god damn it i want to suck those so bad

>>35239200
I'd probably end up killing it by accident.

>>35239491
>Doesn't realize that pretending to not realize that not getting it is part of the meme is also a meme.

Holy shit just get out.

>take a big whiff of her feet
>this makes me rock hard
>inspect her holes
>if all is good Get lube
>fuck that ass
>cum to her muffled screams

>>35240999
>he doesnt realise predicting not to know they're pretending not to get it is also part of the meme
Nice trips btw

Chug the rum, cut her loose & tell her to get the fuck out of my house before I either shoot her or myself.

Nobody is going to take my vitginity.

>>35239430
>>35239584
I really don't know who is meming who right now, maybe I am getting memed on.

>>35239200
Assume some kind of scam and call the cops while recording everything there.

>>35240218
The ONLY correct answer. The ONLY one.

>>35240628
But her soles are OBJECTIVELY 8/10.

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>>35241315
why dont you want to lose your v-plate, anon?

>>35239582
>stay a virgin
>become a felonyfag

Being a virgin isn't that bad.

>>35239200

i would have said call the police but this is a set up that will lead to my arrest. but her in a bag, then in my car, throw the bag out somewhere in the wild

I'd eat out her pussy til she came then let her free. Nothing rough. Oh, those are fantastic feet, I'd give her a foot rub beforehand.

>>35239321

Same here. I'd go all out and get the hairbrush and baby oil.

>>35239200
untie her and ask if she has any clothes, i only have one outfit but i have some old shirts which i could give to her. she only would have to be few hours with me, maybe i would play something with her or watch videos on youtube

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>>35242369
I see no point in it. Its an primal evolutionary trait that makes & keeps our species alive.
Being a hopeless nationalist & semi-degenerate genetic mistake kind of drives the point home that I was not put on this earth to leave behind a genetic legacy.

I dont even know what I want or expect from life anymore. Im in the grayzone almost in 90% of the things that surround my confusing existance.

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>>35239408
Why do newfags always jump at the opportunity to out themselves?

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>>35239408
>>35240061
Nobody said anything about walking forwards

Roll her so she lies on her back, I like frontal nudity more.

ask for more.
original peperoni

>>35242788
> her clothes are visible in the picture

sorry m8, it appears you have autism

>>35242499

"till she came"

You going to be there for at least a couple days assuming you are average robot.

Wonder who put that hideous rug in my house

>>35239262
this, she'd be so dead