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>be Stacy
>murder your 2 year old daughter
>disposer of her body like a roadkill carcass
>get off scot-free
Why even live in this shit world.
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Truth. For real though, I'd pillage Casey Anthony.
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zoolander lookin ass bitch lmao
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kek nancy grace fucking crucified her
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>try to use a meme pickup line
>her dad is dead
Did I already JUST myself? How do I reply and not make it awkward?
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>>35251529
>Blushing face emoji
Everything's fine, continue on and don't make it weird.
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>>35251529
Wanna get your dick wet bro? just tell her she has 10 seconds to show you dat hole or you might kill her tonight
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>>35251529
>phoneposter normalfags are at it again
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>come out as gay in high school, though have first realization of the fact when i was a kid (7 or 8)
>parents cool with it, my dad has a couple friends who are gay, mom has a friend that's either gay or asexual
>usually watch pretty vanilla-tier gay porn, pretty boring shit
>generally more attracted to subs
>start using 4chan around 2010, stop for a few years because trying to "better myself" and become a norman
>return to 4chan in 2014, mass amounts of trap threads
>develop increasing attraction to those kinds of porn
>fantasizing escalates, become more and more attracted to the most submissive and unnaturally super-effeminate transsexuals
>get in to tgirls/shemales with tiny dicks and enhancement surgeries, i.e. huge tits and fat asses
>occasionally begin fapping to straight porn, at this point real girls seem almost taboo, like the ultimate submissive sissy boys
>begin to get aroused by women when i go out in public
>almost always fantasizing about women (female) now, strictly masturbate to straight porn
>no longer all that attracted to men, or when i am, they have to be extremely feminine, have long hair, hips, etc.
fuck you guys, i never wanted it to end like this. i thought straight was literally a normie meme, but nope, it actually happened. I actually joined tinder and hopefully will lose my virginity soon.
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Damn you should run for office as a republican, they'd love you
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Mike Pence I know it's you
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That probably didn't happen. In fact I don't believe anybody who says 4chan influenced their sexuality.
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don't let the thread die again you twats edition
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Hope your all taking part in Lent.
i've personally given up masturbation. so far so good
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>>35251444
Thread didn't just die, lad. It got pruned at 200 posts for some bizarre reason.
also checked
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>>35251474
Same. Shame I've given up sleep against my will too
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What is the true robot fragrance?
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>>35251434
>true robot fragrance?
Until they start making cologne that smells like week-old semen and skidmarks, there is no "robot fragrance"
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L'eau D'esperation by Calvin Klein.
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>>35251434
faint piss scent, cheetos, and offensive body odor.
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What were you like as a kid? Was there any indication that you'd turn out the way you are now?
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spastic, talkative, and happy.
beginning in middle school I was sad, silent, and an edgelord and have been ever since.
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I was really shy with anyone outside of my immediate family. I still am, but now I'm more cynical about it.
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I'm the same now as when I was a kid, the only difference is I'm more "mature" ie: I pay bills, make my own food, and work
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So, I am visiting my cousins and yesturday, two of my normie slut cousins(one native in a sorority, one visiting the native ones college) said they were going to a college scavenger hunt. Is this is a codename for Orgy? Or is my autism leaking again? They certianly didn't seemed dressed for a scavenger hunt.
Pic somewhat related
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>>35251405
Wouldn't be surprised tbqhwyf. Colleges are a breeding ground for degeneracy and should all be burned to the ground.
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Haha that picture. 2 against 1. The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few.
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I organise events for residences.
It's a scavenger hunt you fucking autistic spaz.
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Fatbot thread: 25 pounds lighter edition
>tfw clothes from two years ago fit again
>still 40 pounds from end goal
It's mixed feels for me here, but I'm glad I've lost some of it. I'm so glad i resisted the urge to stress eat during midterms.
Hows the weight loss going? Any tips received fatbots? Hows life? Any other lifestyle changes being planned or pursued?
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>>35251392
Any and all support, complaints and conversation is welcome here
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I've ate like 5000 calories for 3 days in a row. I deserve death. I wish I found videogames fun again. In middle school I lost a fuckload of weight by accident. I was so focused on Xbox Live that I was fine with only eating like a sandwich and a bowl of ramen every day for the entire summer.
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>>35251548
My younger brother did the same thing, he lost 20 pounds to csgo last summer and got to a healthy weight for his age.
I've lost my virginity to a cute white escort today, it was the best experience I had in my life. She was very nice and understanding about me being a virgin at 25 and I recommend it to all robots who are upset about their virginities, go for a escort.
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>>35251374
>pay a woman to have sex with you
>be surprised that she was nice to you
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>>35251374
I've been considering going to a legal cathouse in Nevada recently, one of those GFE places. I live in Utah so I don't know if I can justify a flight to Vegas just to-- oh yeah, wait a minute, losing my virginity is basically the only thing I care about anyway. I should do it
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>>35251389
I don't really care, I felt relieved because I thought she would be a cunt about it for some reason. Turns out everything was much better than i expected
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Women love nice guys! 2017-03-03 03:25:02 Post No.35251354
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The reason so many of you are single right now is because you're not a nice guy.
Despite what people claim, women actually love nice guys. They hate self absorbed douchebags, and the jerks that parade around like they know it all.
Just in case you weren't aware of how to be a nice guy, here are some tips:
Nice guys: Aren't chauvinistic or antisemitic.
Nice guys: Aren't afraid to hold the door open or cook for the girl if need be.
Nice guys: Are sensitive and caring, they're attentive to a womans needs.
Nice guys Aren't afraid to talk about their feelings, and open up to women.
Nice guys know how to give a woman space. Women are delicate and require space from time to time, so it's best not to come on too strong.
Nice guys will flatter a girl by writing poems or songs about her.
Nice guys love to cuddle and be there for a girl when things are tough.
Nice guys DON'T date other women behind her back. Women don't date other men behind their backs so it makes sense to keep things monogamous.
Nice guys don't just take a girl out to the movies, nice guys take her out hiking or to see a local band.
Nice guys want to get to know a girl for who she truly is on the inside instead of worrying about how she might look on the outside.
Nice guys never smoke, drink or do drugs
Nice guys never chastise a woman about her appearance, women take great care and effort to look nice, and sometimes they can be a litle insecure, bottom line, you should always tell her she looks great no matter what she looks like.
Remember, girls care more about what's on the inside than what's on the outside. Many guys think if they just spend a million hours in the gym it can make up for being a rotten horrible douchebag, and that just isn't the case.
Women see past the charade, they can tell if a guy is nice or not, usually within the first few minutes of meeting you.
Try to become nicer and more women will fall for you, that's the bottom line.
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I agree, Anon. Nice is good, as long as it doesn't come from a place of insecurity.
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being nice and acting nice are 2 different things
you don't have a good heart if you encourage bullshitting via really horrible tips.
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>They hate self absorbed douchebags, and the jerks that parade around like they know it all.
Explain the many polygamous cults like 'The Children of God' headed by sociopathic men who literally cuck men's wives in front of their children, often molest the children as well end up with a majority of female members. Practically all cults like this are made up of mostly women, who voluntarily choose to be shared by a tiny number of evil men.
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Can we have a bullimia thread?
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>>35251347
Does it really help you lose weight? Do you just enjoy the taste of the food, then throw it all back up so it never gets to digest?
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Why not just chew the food for flavor then spit it out?
Seems a lot easier than vomiting.
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>>35251398
I like to get some ice cream, oreos, fudge, and milk and swirl it together into a half spun milkshake and then purge.
While mia lets me eat whatever I want, it also makes me weak throughout the day and gives me bad breath. The teeth are starting to rot too.
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You have to fight a lion with a longsword.
How fucked are you?
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>"You're done for"
*teleports behind him*
>"Tch............."
*slices the lion's head off and then kicks it 70 kilometres away*
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>>35251361
Okay, now back to reality...
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they have an instinct to fear humans holding spear like objects, wouldn't be too hard to scare it around, exhaust it, and then go in for the kill
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Any femanons who would vape with me? Be honest
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lose some weight
its a big fucking deal
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>>35251326
You look gross.
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>>35251326
I would but only as a fellow /fatbot/.
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Ugh, uncle anon you need to go home, my parents will be home soon
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not before I kiss and suck your sexy soles!
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>>35251525
Did you mean holes?
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>>35251287
sauce
http://imgur.com/a/Y4UIa
ur welcome
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Any bots here with social anxiety who find it more difficult to converse online than in real life? In real life there are little social cues. You know when someone's joking, for example. Talking to people online sucks.
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>>35251202
here is a free (You).
I'd say I find it almost equally hard. online for me it's a little easier than real life. I usually don't post though.
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Rule of thumb is that everyone is always joking and never serious online. Look for proper grammar, capital letters, and correct punctuation if they're benig serious lel :P kek !
>mfw i have no face
>oregano!!!!!!!!!
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>>35251202
I really relate to this, OP. You're not alone.