I've lost my virginity to a cute white escort today, it

>>35251374
>pay a woman to have sex with you
>be surprised that she was nice to you

>>35251374
I've been considering going to a legal cathouse in Nevada recently, one of those GFE places. I live in Utah so I don't know if I can justify a flight to Vegas just to-- oh yeah, wait a minute, losing my virginity is basically the only thing I care about anyway. I should do it

>>35251389
I don't really care, I felt relieved because I thought she would be a cunt about it for some reason. Turns out everything was much better than i expected

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love is nothing
sex is everything
obey your thirst

>>35251431
People are usually pretty nice. They'll think you're a cunt, but they're polite enough not to say it. Particularly if they're being paid.

>>35251427
You should definitely go for it, I had this in my mind for almost 2 years. Just stop thinking about it and go

>>35251431
why ur paying her to be nice to u it should be sexpected really if she were a cunt it would be bad for business in customer service business the customer is always right

>>35251431
>I thought she would be a cunt about it for some reason

You gave her money.

Why would she be a cunt about it?

>>35251523
Because on her online ad she said she prefered "older men" as in experienced men, I think. So I had in mind that she would be upset at me for being inexperienced. Sorry for the shitty english

>>35251579

You seem to have some very weird ideas about normal human behavior.

>>35251613
Yeah, I've been called an "autist" numerous times on this board. But whatever

>>35251579
She should take a business class. No Amazon seller ever told me they'd prefer an experienced buyer.

>>35251374
Im 22 and they outright said no because i look too young, what now fuckwit

>>35251659
>No Amazon seller

Amazon does not sell sex.

>>35251680
Not yet, at least.

>>35251676
Try to look more mature, like grow a beard if you can, i dunno. But I doubt all of them would reject you just because you look young

gave up your wizard potency just so you could pretend to be part of the normie breeder collective

shame

shame

very sad!

post pic of her

i want to see if she was hot

>>35251374
Half the escorts in Massachusetts are undercover cops.

>>35251947
what the fuck is their problem,

why dont they find something useful to do, other than worry about what two mutually agreeing adults do in private?

>>35251374
Nice try roastie, but your not getting me to lose my wizardry powers.

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>>35251788
None of her pics show face but here you go

>>35251767
Wizardry is just a meme

>>35252061
muh dick,

how qt was she and how much did it cost?
I might throw in the towel and get an escort too.

but the whole verifying process is kinda shady, last time i tried to get an escort, she asked for my work info and references, what the fuck.

>>35251947
Well, too bad then. I imagine being a virgin in america must be really a pain in the ass, even escorts are illegal

>>35252090
She was like a 6/10 maybe a 7/10, nothing like the qts you see in qt threads here but it did for me.

>how much did it cost?
Converting to murican money, about $200 for an hour. Kinda expensive, but I don't spend my money on anything but videogames and beer, so who cares.

>but the whole verifying process is kinda shady, last time i tried to get an escort, she asked for my work info and references, what the fuck.
Yeah that's weird, do you live in the US?

>>35252168
yeah in the usa, its some christian sharia tier shit where they make it as hard as possible to get your dick wet

next summer ill probably head to europe and check out some brothels or try to find a hot escort online, not too worried about the price to be honest

>>35251374
It's not the lack of having sex that's the problem per se.

>>35251427
plane tickets cost like 200 bucks in the states, go for it

>>35251374
good for you OP,
I guess I'm just too socially autistic to make a move when I make a connection with a girl. I don't want to seem like a creep or ruin a decent friendship. It's too bad it's illegal over here to treat sex like a business.

>>35251999
I theorize it's a way to oppress men. Women get to have as much sex as they want, no prob. Men can't.

>>35252061
moar, she looks pretty fine

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>>35251508
>sexpected