What is the true robot fragrance?

>>35251434
>true robot fragrance?
Until they start making cologne that smells like week-old semen and skidmarks, there is no "robot fragrance"

L'eau D'esperation by Calvin Klein.

>>35251434
faint piss scent, cheetos, and offensive body odor.

eau de bawsack

>>35251512
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>>35251833
First 3 posts, nail on the fucking head.

>Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male homme
god tier smell

>>35251512
>>35251833
>>35251852
Come on, I'm sure not all robots smell bad. Whats your favourite fragrance?

>>35251434

Dior Fahrenheit.

Smeels like fucking rotteb cuckumbers, and all of robots are cucks, right?

>>35251434

BO and dried cum

Lacoste White

You know when you're too lazy to shower for a few days and you wipe the inside of your thigh with your hand and smell it?

Probably that

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>>35252265
>pic related is one of my favorites

I really like frankincense and myrrh
musky and spicy

stagnant or faint pungent smell
possibility of turning the air around them stale as well BO and broken dreams.

>>35252972
Hi Jesus.

Ori

>>35251434
Old Spice

it's cheap and makes them think it gives them an air of desirable masculinity when in reality it makes them smell like a bar of soap steeped in air freshener

None, but showering at least every 2 days. You shouldn't smell like anything. Perfume and men's fragrances are too noticeable, once you notice they're wearing a fragrance you know that they're trying to hide something or make themselves out to be more than who they actually are.

Fragrances and make up are a meme that needs to die.

>>35253241
Vintage or new old spice?

>>35253241
THIS

Moms give it to their sons because they're clueless but it makes them smell like 70 year old men.