You have to fight a lion with a longsword. How fucked are you?

>"You're done for"
*teleports behind him*
>"Tch............."
*slices the lion's head off and then kicks it 70 kilometres away*

>>35251361
Okay, now back to reality...

they have an instinct to fear humans holding spear like objects, wouldn't be too hard to scare it around, exhaust it, and then go in for the kill

>>35251333
I'll mortaly wound it but ya I'm fucked its a lion man 1 hit hes all over you gg

>>35251436
I think I would probably try my best to keep the tip of my sword pointed at the lion. When the lion would leap at me, I'll try and stab him. Repeat until lion fucks off or dies.

>>35251361
haha holy god why am I keking so hard at this post

I have PTSD so maybe I'd go berserk. I'm prone to rage.

I do HEMA but lions are fucking stronk, I don't know man. Best case scenario is me sticking it in the chest

>>35251436
Oh there goes gravity
Oh there goes gravity

>>35251333
Does the lion also have a longsword?

>>35251333
idk dude. truth is i've never interacted with a lion so i can't really say how it would play out.

>>35251755
This man asks the real questions.

>your comment was not original

>>35251706
Choke, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy nope that's when he goes back to the lab again yo

>>35251333
How big is the sword? At any rate I'd feel more confident with a spear or dane axe. Lions have just about all people beat in speed, mass and strength.

im not even sure how i'd go about fucking a lion

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>>35251333
Why would I try to harm such a beautiful animal?

>>35251706
Mom's spaghetti.
muted

>>35251333
I'd rather have a short sword to stab it in it's throat repeatedly as it pins me to the ground biting my face.

I could probably survive with a less unwieldly sword. Yet, I would still be incredibly fucked up from the giant cuts inflicted by a lion's claws, and deep biting wounds.

With a long sword, my main strategy would be to try and drive the sword down through it's neck, into it's chest cavity.

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>>35251333
>I'll give you one chance to leave, lion-chan..
>*lion growls*
>Suit yourself, kid.
>*le dashes behind lion in the blink of an eye*
>*kisses lions neck*
>*slices head off, as if it were butter*
>Heh, too easy.
>*pulls sword over shoulder*
>Who's next?