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What's for dinner robots 03/04
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>>35289251
I will have some greasy burger with french fries and a big ice tea

What Thinkpad is this, OP?
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>>35289251
Why are you eating sticky buns?
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>>35289251
los favs burritos and circle k donuts?

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why do the normans love this show so much?
I've only seen one episode and it seems really shitty
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>>35289127
>I have bad taste

That's fine anon.
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it's kind of a throwback to the 80s teenage adventure movies that a lot of us older 90s kids grew up watching. I liked it.
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I didn't even check it out because I got so sick of this uber normie gay guy shilling it to me all the time.

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What's it like dating a deaf-mute girl?
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I'm mute and have never had a boyfriend.
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>>35289228
What's there from stopping you?
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>>35289228
Don't worry I'm sure you'll have a pick of one of the 20 robots replying to this post

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Eye thread, Robits. Post em' up
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Before the normies start posting their god tier eyes, I'll start off with my fucked eye area

>close set as fuck
>scleral show
>negative canthal tilts
>asymmetrical
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>>35289177
Eye area is everything, lads

Remember that
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>>35289075
Fuck off Chad
Bloxx

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AMEX Platinum Holders Only Edition
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Any links to toe belles v hate fight?
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Why do whites pay annual fees for credit cards?

Also, pakis don't know how to apply for credit cards, they only use cash and debit
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>>35289033
>paying 450 quid a year for a credit card
Wew

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After reading all these stories here about anons getting cuck it's made me think.
I think if I'm ever going to have a gf and i'll have an opportunity to cheat, I will cheat just in case one day I will discover she's is cheating on me so I could tell to her I was fucking other girl before you cheated on me.

fuck it. if you are going ot cheat in me, I would rather do it before you.
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and what if she wasn't cheating and found out you were cheating?
If you aren't going to trust your gf, you might as well not have one and just fuck random slags.
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>>35289031
that's pretty petty OP
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>>35289031

You're jumping to the wrong conclusions from these stories. If you get a GF with morals and believes (yes, they do exist) she won't cheat on you. Of course the same thing cannot be said for your typical Stacey.

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>Bullied throughout middle school by this kid named Andrew
>Constantly mocked my height, the way i dressed, the way i spoke, everything
>Would push me out of the lunch line so he could get in front of me, i was always too much of a pussy to confront him
Jokes on him though, because i turned out to be a tranny, transitioned after middle school, and just sucked his dick last night. He has no idea it was me.
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>>35288986
How did it feel, Anon? Sexually submitting to the person who has asserted his dominance over you since your childhood?
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>>35289021
Shit was cash, desu. He turned out to be incredibly hot. He's jacked as fuck, like 6'3" too.
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This is next level fucked up. What are you gonna do now? You just beat your own final boss

I say celebrate by posting nudes.

>tfw no qt assburger gf

Why live?
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>autismo girls this qt exist in real life

This cant be real
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They still want Chad, dumbass.
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>>35289413

The article states that she has a boyfriend. Pretty sure it's not a robot.

Is dating a wheelchair-bound girl a good idea?
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I don't think you wheel enjoy it.
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No, their legs are gross.
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It's kinda like dating a feminist girl. She get mad at you for trying to help, but at the same time get mad at you for not helping.

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is there anywhere i can find girls to talk to me online in return for gifts/money?
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right here senpai. Buy me stuff and I'll talk to you all day.
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>>35288873
okay nice, what's your skype?
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>>35288989
What's your budget? I wanna make sure it's worth it.

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>tfw i will be 20yo in one year
>tfw i will be a loser kv
>tfw i will have the balls to kill myself
at that point, i will be tired of this life
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Im 21 in 20 days
Trying to survive anon
Robots are survivals
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26 soon and had sex with 5 women, including a virgin, and 2 relationships.

It gets better.
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>>35289151
You got those stats after 20?

>anon, what's your facebook?

Is there a more anxiety-inducing question than this? If you have no profile pic, don't use your real name and are friends with 10 people, will they assume that you're a creep?
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>>35288649

lol what, I thought I was bad for only having 131 friends on FB and only having pics of me from some angles.
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>>35288649
I haven't had a facebook since I was 17.

Done. Move along.
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>I simulate having friends by going to 4chan you dumb roastie

That's how you deal with that. Women only have as much power as you give them.

I have now lost 30 kgs in 7 months.

What the fuck is your excuse?
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>>35288619
You're probably still a faggot
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>>35288642
I'm the OP. Why are you stating the obvious?

But seriously you slackers. Pick up a sport.
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If I lost 30 kg I wouldn't exist anymore

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I'm starting to think asses are better than breasts

Are the Jews behind this?
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no, sorry, you can't just switch like that. we don't want you on team ass.
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A good ass is a good ass, but the problem is the thicc meme. I can't count how many photos of girls with fat gross asses. That people are pretending to be sexy.
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well that ass sure isnt

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Any sane person out there should never date a robot.
They're really the worst romantic partners possible

>wah wah im so lonely :( i wish someone would d8 me
>i love you so much we'll be together forever!
>jk im gonna go fuck stacy. It was fun


Robots are all morally bankrupt losers that don't understand the concept of monogamy.
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Sounds like a roasty was oven toastied.
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Can confirm used to date a robot.
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>>35288043
>jk im gonna go fuck stacy. It was fun

Sounds like this person was not a robot to begin with.

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