/britfeel/

Any links to toe belles v hate fight?

Why do whites pay annual fees for credit cards?

Also, pakis don't know how to apply for credit cards, they only use cash and debit

>>35289033
>paying 450 quid a year for a credit card
Wew

>>35289033
first for fuck you and your elitist club
>tfw, dirt poor and still posting in this edition

Here is your daily reminder that AMEX and MasterCard are for pakis and the based Visa is for white people.

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>on discord in a pol server feels good man
>troll pagans on there religion and how odin was a faggot and thor was a crossdressers etc
>get made a mod moving up in the world
>the owner who is a kraut starts bitching about how the anglos ruined europe tell him it's was germany's fault there invaded belgium so we decared war on them then we won and cucked them
>then they invaded poland and broke the treaty so we decared war on them and started ww2 and they lost
he starts bitching about how us brits and americans are jewish pawns and we started the eu etc it's all our fault hitler did nothing wrong shut it you shill you must be jewish then he demods me and puts me in gas chamber channel

why dont krauts take responsibility for ruining europe even now it's the germans controling the eu it's the germans who let in all the mudslimes

why are they in denial

>>35289107

My brother used to work in a payday loan shop and all the poles used to come in and take a huge loan on pay day every single month then piss it away instantly in betting shops.

>>35289106
Looks like a shit fight mate.

>>35289147
>it's was germany's fault there invaded belgium so we decared war on them
We declared war on Nazi Germany because we had a defensive pact with Poland.

>>35289162
How did he know what they did with the money?

Also why would they take out a loan on the day they got paid?

>>35289147
>Krauts bomb Warsaw
lol it's all gud G
>Brit bomb Dresden
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35289198
Cool. Got a link to the stream?

>>35289209
Okay I wasn't paying attention with what else you wrote.

>>35289162
did your brother ever encounter loan sharks?

>>35289211

Because they were fucking shit with their money and they were in debt already so they came in every single month like clockwork.

>>35289209
defensive pact wtf you on about they invaded poland

>>35289240
>Got a link to the stream?
Google first row sports

>>35289257
>wtf you on
Same question to you. What exactly is the confusion? We agreed with Poland that if Germany ever got uppity again we'd pile in on them.

>>35289257
yes and that's why we declared war on them

they invaded a country we had a defensive pact with

>>35289240
Use vipbox

I've got a bet on the fight, only reason I'm gonna watch it

How should I celebrate my 30th birthday lads? Only a few days left.

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If i post pics of me in cute girl clothes will it make it easier for me to find a robot bf that lives near me.

>>35289321
Yes. Where do you live senpai?

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>>35289033
The BUS approves the Rodge shrine.

>>35289321
Yes, now get posting them qt

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>>35289240
worse quality but doesn't lag:
http://streamsarena.eu/events/20170304/david-haye-vs-tony-bellew-live-stream.php

good quality but might just buffer if your internet is shit:
http://www.247hd.info/hd3

>>35289301
>>35289299
kek i thought you said germany had defence pact with poland

>>35289332
I dont have any yet i will in a few days though.

Manchester

>>35289033
Abrakebabra's food hygiene still needs urgent improvement. How long will the new management stay?

what's a good excuse for ignoring someone for extended periods of time (e.g. a few months) ?

>>35289358
>can't read
are you northern or a foreigner

can you post links to porn sites on here

>>35289321
Ezekiel, get my sword

>>35289382
>can you post links to porn sites on here
No

>>35289379
zipped over it christ dont get all cunty about it

>>35289373
I just quit normiebook every once in awhile. Depends how connected to this person you are I guess. Why you wanna ignore?

>>35289379
you fucking southern fairy,

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>>35289320
Thanks for the feedback lads, very helpful.

>>35289430
back down th' mines with you, pet

>>35289442
Public, spectacular suicide

>>35289398
why not you can link illegal boxing fights>>35289350

>>35289382
yeah but only links of the highest quality.
http://www.xvideos.com/video13270183/grandma_fucked_and_creampied_in_a_gang_bang

>>35289442
have a party and invite fellow robots

>>35289426
no i have already ignored them, but im gonna be forced to make contact with them again soon

"ive been busy" or something like that seems too obvious

>>35289423
read things more thoroughly before replying if people commenting on your illiteracy hurts your feelings

>Scotland to leave
>N.I to leave
United Kingdom feeling pretty fragile right now lads.

>>35289492
Tempting. I'd probably become horribly depressed and weird though. My family are trying to get me to do something with them and it's awkward as fuck.

>>35289522
I'd love to know how they intend to stand on their own.

>>35289522

They won't but I wish they would.

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>>35289478
thanks
https://xhamster.com/movies/5769068/drain_those_balls.html
she is right lads

>>35289522
>leave the eu
>scotland leaves
>stranded without us or the eu to leech off of until their application is approved
Looking forward to this.

>>35289548
I guess N.I would try to reunify? Pretty sure Ireland couldnt afford to take them on at this point and it would be a clusterfuck.

>>35289452
i'll drag you down there with me, cunt
also, we don't say th' up north lad. it would be, back down to mines with you, love

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>>35289321
you should post them anyway, maybe the lads will come and see you sometime :^)

Going to be away for a while playing Oblivion with the flatmate and being two straight males living together.

don't be too gay without me xoxoxo

>>35289522
I highly doubt NI would leave us.

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>>35289543
you should do it so you dont have to dont something with your famliy my birthday is on st paddys day and my famliy is irish they expect me to do something but to embrassed to do so

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>>35289599
u sure about at

>>35289599
Sinn Fein have made major gains. Would have to be a ref though and not sure what the population thinks about it.

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>>35289522
cant wait laddy

>>35289607
>my birthday is on st paddys day
2 days after mine. Also have jobcentre/doctors appointments in the days after so cant even get massively fucked up.

>>35289575
try it u fukin cunt ill av u merked if u giv me any gob again

fukin northern monkey u fink its grim up north ill show u fukin grim if u ever show your face in hackney

>>35289321
ill give you the dick were u live

>>35289522
ah yes "brexit"

well

at least we got out sovereignty back, eh lads?

at least we'll still have wales for our holidays

>be N.I
>Leave UK
>rejoin Ireland
>bankrupt New Ireland
>whole of Ireland begs to be let into UK
Pottery.

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>>35289696
i was thinking of getting neetbux by says i am depressed and anixous how do i do this and do it have a party

>>35289710
We made the crucial mistake of forgetting our own country is made up of smaller countries that hate us.

Everything is so expensive.

>>35289710
>at least we got out sovereignty back, eh lads?
and for what

it feels like a hollow victory, the immigrants aren't actually going to go anywhere and the little folk are just going to get shat on even harder by a government that doesn't have to meet international standards any more

b-but at least we're independent now

>>35289745
Are you asking how you get signed off by a doctor? Self-harming is a good way to speed up the process.

>>35289700
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
fuck off fairy boy,get back to your ghetto, braap braap n all that dem man dem sure like a cock up da bum

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>>35289729
doubt it ireland is doing pretty well now plus they are in the eu and part of the euro if they go bankrupt the ecb will bail them out

>>35289757

Ey lad. Let's go to an ex mining Welsh town for our holidays in a second hand beat up caravan.

At least there's no fucking pakis right?

Now pass the shitting bucket I need to go.

why is gentle femdom porn so hard to find? all i want is a cute girl to call me good boy

>>35289781
fuck at live with mum and granny dont want them worrying about me they already do cant i just lie how do you get neetbux of doctors was told you just lie i cant be fucked with signing on hate going to the jobcentre feel like a bum and feel like the staff there see me as one

>>35289796
>if they go bankrupt the ecb will bail them out
Surely there's a limit to how many bailouts the EU can pull out of it's arse?

>>35289565
>tfw no mistress t mummygf

>>35289800
anon check this
https://xhamster.com/movies/5769068/drain_those_balls.html
dont watch her cuckolding shit less you want to become a fag

>>35289522
How is not having to pay scots to go to uni a bad thing

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>start playing replaying fallout 4
>remember why I stopped
At least I made my character cute.

>>35289793
yeah fukin rite u pussyole, easy to play the hard man wen u dont kno fuk all about it

sing for ur daddy and when the boat comes in maybe he'll let u hav a lick of his nob u gay boy

>>35289793
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh

>>35289879
It just makes me sad to live when the empire is a shadow of a shadow. Australia will probably vote to cast off the monarchy when The Queen dies too. And Canada never calls anymore.

>>35289800
Governess Quinn

>>35289874
i want a cute teen. not an old slag.

>>35289926
Only one thing for it lad, gotta take back our past

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>>35289902
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
Pretty fucking funny.

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>>35289857
nope (((they))) just print new money it's called quantitative easing get redpilled son

>>35289902
for a southern princess that was breddy gud.
how did you get your voice so deep though. i always thought fairies had soft melodical voices

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I love you all /britfeel/.

If I could hug every one of you I would.

>>35289902
t.southern cuckold

I just hope the EU starts collapsing asap. Hope everyone elects right wing bastards or becomes a bankrupt rapey shithole.

>>35289864
she right you going to go back

>>35289965
>>35289980
>north gets btfo
>y-yeah well you're southern
truly, notherners the greatest cuckolds of the british isles

>>35289950
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1haQV0VrsE3

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>>35289988
it's happening either way

>>35289988
I want to get of the UK while we still have easy travel in the EU, this place is sinking faster than the titanic

>>35289897
>X: SADNESS
>Ay I tell ya wot lad that's fooking gash mate cannae be doin wi' that

So immersive

>>35290018
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1haQV0VrsE3
>Whispering so his mum can't hear

Pretty poor effort lad.

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>>35290012
midlands master race i hate both of you cunts but the northerners less

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>applying some roid cream to phimo ring
>let it settle for a bit
>blob a bit more on
>getting good results
I might just make it out of this phimosis meme lads

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>>35290037
kek i voted brexit

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>>35290018
you can hear the struggle to hold back tears holy shit

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>>35289902
>tfw northerner in london
>Get to be smug about being from the north
>Get to be smug about keeping the country going

>>35290063
nobody gives a shit what you think, the northerners' impotent bitterness alone makes them more relevant than you

the midlands are less than useless

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>>35290096
do i have phimosis anons say i do but i just have been edgy for hours in this pic and beat it red raw

>>35290096
i could help with that if you want lad.

>kind of drawn to the idea of cucking from a humiliation perspective
>don't like women enough for it to actually have any appeal because nobody can "steal" my girlfriend or whatever from me if i know i'm never going to have one and don't care about that fact
memed again

>>35290126
sure mohammed have fun trying to find a non blacked chick

oh playing as pagans in ck2

>>35289708
>>35289366
Here you go.

Orichi Oigin

>>35290106
>Get to be smug about being from the north
what on earth is there to be smug about the north for

good on you for actually doing something for the country instead of sitting in your festering wasteland griping about the south though

>>35290037
>I want to get of the UK while we still have easy travel in the EU
Why do people keep saying shit like this? It isnt like visiting North Korea you'll just have to get a visa or something.

>>35290060
nah give him his dues. he responded.
your making it seem like southerners BTFO'd and upset, you only able to comment on the volume lad. and being fair i bet the other lad was only able to shout because his mother's out getting gangbanged by a load of hoodrats
braap braap dem mans love emptying der balls in ya muvers

>>35290018
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iQ3GjbmepR
Are you going to have a little cry northerner? Is your dad's dole money stretching a bit thin this month?

>>35290063
>midlands
>master race
With a town like Derby you're pretty far off that

>>35290172
post puss puss

>>35289708
I want a robot bf not nsa sex :(

>>35290178
sure you have to get a visa but it's a damn sight easier than if you tried to move to somewhere outside of the EU

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>>35290018
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1haQV0VrsE3
kek robot wars are the best

>>35290167
>y-yeah well darkies
could always be worse, we could be the midlands

>>35290130
woah. that don't look healthy lad
is that what phimosis is. that poor willy looks so sore, hope you get some nice anon to kiss it better for you lad

>>35290190
Derby is depressing, but Leicester is where hope goes to die.

>>35290200
ill be bf but i want a test drive 1st

>>35290173
A midlander probably wrote this

>>35290137
how would you help me exactly lad?

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>>35290190
cambridge is pretty comfy desu

>>35290060
>>35290105
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vPn7RbkA8e

>>35290221
u sure rekt me anon xdxdxdxd

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>TFW the average number of waifu posts seems to be going down.

Lads I think this is slowly eroding the comfyness of the thread. 9/10 posts are either gay posts, which there's nothing particuarly wrong with, I suppose, it's just I'm not gay (I mean, I'm not the straightest bloke in the world either), so I can't really relate, or complaining about the state of the thread.
On another note, post waifus.

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>>35289943
http://m.spankbang.com/vw0o/play/15+loads+joi+cei/480p/

This girl does the best gentle femdom vids but i forgot her name. Does any anon know?

>>35290222
i had been wanking for hours when i took at duc puc and i hope so i am so thristy i would date a tranny or a sissy femboy

>>35290300
not like you were bringing anything better to the table m80

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>>35289969
I wish I could hug you back anon.

>>35290327
come on lad it says right in the corner
http://www.incestflix.com/tag/Natashas-Bedroom

>>35290352
were do you live then bet it's shit post pic of whats outside your window

>>35289780
ah yes more power to theresa may

excellent idea

Aren't the homeless so bloody disappointing?

>>35290277
Cambridge isn't in the midlands

>>35290325
I occasionally post my waifu, but over time I've noticed that there seems there's an inverse correlation between the level of waifu posting and thread quality, so I don't bother now.

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>>35290379
>I cant even help out a fellow robot without fucking it up like I allways do.

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>>35290325
/britfeel/ is just a bit crap, really.
Last night I had a dream that involved a Mado cosplayer, that was quite nice.

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>>35290325
Cheeky husbando post


How've you been Sabre anon? Been up to much?

Britfeel is going from strength to strength.

It will still be going in 2020.

>>35290413
eastmidlands is in the midlands

>>35290464
Cambridge isn't in the east midlands. It's just in the East of England.

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>>35290325
Not sure what games to play, lads.

>>35290444
Nice trips. Not a grand deal, lad. I cooked a chicken and made myself something resembling a chicken dinner.

May have dropped about half a chicken breast on the floor but I fed it to the doggo.

>>35290415
Personally I think waifu posts are the comfy heart of the thread.

>>35290423
Sounds nice lad. I had a dream that I was in a holy grail war, and I ended up shooting a lot of people with a Vector.

It was a good dream.

Feels so good to not live in the UK.

Don't get me wrong, I am proud to be British. But it's a shit place to live - none of you can deny that surely?

Another 20 minute walk through Manchester. You can stab me this time though cause it might get me out of paying for my parkimg

>>35290477
norfolk is in the east england cambridge and cambridgeshire is eastmidlands

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>>35290386
if u say so m8 don't be jealous

>>35289390
I swear i wont become a attention whoring trap that makes these threads shitter I just want to find a robot bf.

>>35289902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rA0iibfsA1
>>35290299
don't bow down to the fairies lad. stay strong

>>35290494
I won't deny it, it could be worse though. Where do you live anon?

Lets put this to bed once and for all eh lads? I've lived all over the country and I hate pretty much every group of people. So I am not going to favour any one place.

>London
Full of niggers that think stabbing someone outside a kebab shop because he called you a name in a shitty rap that only 8 people will ever hear is a good idea. Either that or hipster cunts. Everything is expensive as fuck.

>Midlands
Plenty of niggers here too obviously, but way more pakis and musso's in general. Also depressing as fuck places like Derby and Leicester. Night out in Brum aint too bad at all.

>North
Blessedly far less niggers and pakis (excluding Bradford, which is their northern enclave) but way more chav cunts, everything is cheap but it's really not worth it. Only up side is that the peak district is beautiful and nice to get away from it all and take the doggo for a stroll.

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>anon, I'm sick of you dissing Derby
t. my dad

>>35290583
welsh sheep shagging faggot

>>35289522
>Scotland receives FAR more in benefits from being in the UK than it pays in taxes.

Can't wait for them to leave and when they are eventually accepted into the EU they realise that in fact they have just traded England making all their decisions to Germany making them.

Or they don't get accepted and wallow endlessly, eventually begging to come back in from the cold.

>east midlands

what even is that area

what are it's settlements

sheffield?
wait no that's yorkshire

>>35290558
I live in Naples.

>>35290583
>>35290648
Sorry lad, forgot wales.

>Wales
full of the fucking Welsh. Enough said, >>35290660

>>35290660
>>35290680
Soz lad, not for you.

Just for the record though I reckon like Nottingham and that is the East midlands innit?

>>35290656
Scotland's GDP per head of population is 28k. England's is 21k.

We pay 9.3% of UK tax despite only having 8.1% of the population.

Scotland would be fine.

It's prime normie hour for this walk. Bit shit tbqh

>>35290701
oh shit yeah nottingham

such a forgettable place

what do you lads think of liverpool?

>>35290704
How many Scottish people work for strictly British industries that we'll be taking away if you leave?

>>35290660
peterbrough wellingbrough corby cambridge kettring etc

>>35290666
That sounds amazing, you're living the dream.

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>>35290096
Keep it up. we're all gonna make it my opening is too small for the rings I think, it doesn't open very wide

Just won 12 quid on the boxxing, cheeky 2 quid at 6/1, thought it looked a good value bet I know fuck all about boxing but whatever, free money

>>35290825
Haven't heard of any of those apart from peterborough and cambridge

>>35290813
There's no such thing as a strictly British industry.

Globalisation killed that sort of thing.

>>35290704
>The merest mention of leaving the UK made them run a deficit that was twice that of the rest of the UK put together at over 15 billion bong.

>If they had left the UK the tax increase on whisky, petrol, income and homes would have crippled the country inside a year.
>Scotland would be fine.
If you say so.

>>35290813
How would you propose to "take away British industries"?

The only jobs I can think that would be lost would be in the Faslane Nuclear Subs base.

But removing that base would mean that oil exploration could begin on the west coast. So I think it would balance out.

>>35290762
I live there but I've never lived anywhere else so can't tell you really

>>35290861
David Haye BTFO

>>35290762
i like it myself. my nana's from the wirral
and it's home to the founding member of the scooter crew so will always have a place in my heart for it.

>>35290899
who by

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>>35290325
waifu post and reminder that oblivion is a great game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY41Q1FYokQ

>>35290872
not knowing your country pleb
>>35290861
your opening

>>35290861
I'm going to cum on ebina's tits

>>35290886

What are you on about lad? Just because we closed all the mines, privatised everything we could and shipped all our industry over seas to china doesn't mean we're not a thriving service economy.

I mean we have a close to 15% unemployment rate and almost 1 million people are on 0 hours contract jobs. How is that not a good thing?

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24 hours cold turkey coming off 20-25 amber leaf roll ups per day, feeling irritable and slightly confused, how long before i start to improve laddies?

>>35291051
Never

Get a nicotine-free vape. It could save your life

>>35291051
I hear 3 days get thrown around a lot but going cold turkey isn't the best way to quit

Officially 1/3rd of the way to affording a decent narrowboat to live on.

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>>35290954
not a fan of elder scrolls but I really love the music and scenery, ultra /comfy/ mode.

often listen to oblivions soundtrack and although I didn't play it a great deal still feel a sense of nostalgia and peace from the music

>>35290892
Budget deficits mean nothing when borrowing costs are historically low.

Fun fact: Scotland is the only part of the UK to run a trade surplus. Every other part imports more than it exports.

>>35290919
>and it's home to the founding member of the scooter crew so will always have a place in my heart for it.

its nice to hear that i am in your thoughts.

the wirral is nice, i havent been there for a good while though. i should probably go there for a day out some time.

>>35290898
i feel the same way.

>>35291063
>implying the embarassment of using a mouth fedora is worth the tiny percentage decrease in chance of getting lung cancer

>>35291067

do you think one cig tonight would be ok? i have tobacco and papers but no filters

>>35291067
>cold turkey isn't the best way to quit
It's the only way to quit. Anything else isn't quitting.

>>35290897
>Companies like TBS are technically Scottish but have most of their customers in England and on the London Stock Exchange
>the fiscal affairs Scotland think tank last year estimated Scotland would be 7 billion a year worse off if it secures independence
>You'd have no currency and no one in government who knows what the fuck their doing
>your country is a bunch of smackheads who had Daddy England but still rely on no tuition fees and free prescriptions for your many diseases

>>35291128
You know you don't have to get the giant ones, blow smoke rings, be passive aggressive to tobacco smokers and hang out in vape shops, right?

I bought my mum one that is about the size of a ballpoint pen for her birthday and she loves it. She reduced from normal nicotine liquid to low and then to none in the space of a couple of months and now just buys the liquid for the flavours she likes.

She no longer smokes cigarettes and doesn't spend half the night stood in the cold outside smoking, which was equally bad for her.

>>35291076
same but i play it over this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG0QI4NS-oU
for ultra comfyness

>>35291176
it's easier to quit in stages.

We should let Scotland become independent as long as they let us film the absolute Mad Max like chaos that happens afterwards.

>>35291180
Sounds like you're jealous of our lack of tuition fees. The English government could afford that too, but would rather cut inheritance tax to benefit 26,000 rich families.

Take it up with them, not Scotland.

Which pornstar have you fapped the most to, lads?

>>35291233
You won't need to come up to Scotland to see Mad Max chaos.

You'll see it up close and personal after the UK leaves the EU without a trade agreement and businesses collapse all over the country.

Good luck.

>>35291265
Probably mistress T or bailey jay

>>35291265
none. i like amateur stuff. how do you watch porn stars? they never get wet, they are faking the enoyment, and the whole set up makes it feel so fake. just how.

>>35291076
the atmosphere is the best part of oblivion imo.

you can put your little banana in my mouth anytime.

>>35291265
proxy paige kek hhhggfgfg

>>35291249
>English kids go to Scotland for uni
>come back to England and get good jobs
>Scottish kids go to uni
>still have to wake up Scottish everyday

>>35291318
What do you do for a living mate?

>>35291318
english kids dont get free uni

>>35291313
I love watching her fist her own arse

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>>35290325
dunno lad, you've got a good amount out posting tonight

>>35291278
The UK actually know how to run itself. What does your first minister know how to do except beg for brown rapists to come live there?

>>35291265
>>35291313
oh shit yeah proxy paige is great

I also quite like hotkinkyjo too

>>35291265

Lexi Belle, followed by Mia Malkova

>>35291354
If the best you can manage is "my dad is better than your dad" and literal /pol/-tier "muh evil refugees!" then I don't see much point in continuing the debate.

oh my fucking god i am so pissed off at myself. i thought i was lifting really big weight and i have just found out that the weight i am using are in pounds not kg. im going to feel like a right tit when i tell the lads. if i get on steroids now, how long will it take to double my lifts? i told them i was benching 100 kg when its actually 100 pounds.. ffs. i hate myself.

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>>35291265
Tiffiney Cappatelli or how ever you spell it.

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>>35291364
>>35291347
hope you dont watch her getting blacked

>>35291422
How long have you been lifting for?

>>35291404
Scotcucks confirmed for not being able to handle the bantz.

>>35291295
same lad desu desu

>>35291404
i voted for brexit kek get cucked

>>35291265
no idea.... prolly most fapped to artist is kakugari kyoudai/niku ringo group.

3s is prolly hotkinkyjoe or if it counds ms. sadie

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>>35291354
>implying refugees dont hate the place

>>35291404
think leddit is more your thing liblad, not sure why a liberal would come here

>>35291445
just under a year. i was really weak when i started.

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>>35291265
Definitely Buck Angel.

>>35291525
cut myself on this edgy post
desuugfgf

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>>35291424

Now THAT'S high test boyee!

>>35291523
How much do you weigh? How often do you work out? How you look is more important than how much you lift imo.

Falling Down is a very decent production.

I advise you give it a watch.

>>35291525
i have just threw up in my mouth

>>35291104
i always think of the scooter crew lad
every time i hear a squeeking wheel i think of the /lads/
i still have the love lad

>>35291536
Nothing edgy about it lad. I love FtM.
>>35291560
You don't like? Why not?

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>>35291549
My nigga. My original nigga.

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>>35291525
hasfffgasgfshf

>>35291556
>How much do you weigh?

10 stone. 5 ft 7

i work out every day, and i make sure i do bench press every day and curls because i want big arms and a big chest.

I can't believe there are people in this thread who don't like Buck Angel

What are you, a bunch of cucks?

>>35291672
>i work out every day, and i make sure i do bench press every day
Whoa lad. You should be working out the same body part every day.

>>35291724
>You shouldnt be working out the same body part every day.
FT4ME

>>35291557
>Falling Down is a very decent production.
Agreed. Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>tfw no yandere gf
https://youtu.be/gMaN1aEKxmM

>>35291831
>5 minute ASMR video
Why tho?

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>>35291564
>i still have the love lad

one day me and the crew will get you your very own scooter and we can go on an adventure.

>>35291758
really? i thought you are meant to work out as much as possible. my mum told me its the best way, she read it in one of her magazines.

>>35291422
Sorry lad but that's pretty funny if genuine

Time for my steroid injection lads. Fucking grim.

>>35291940
Can I ask how old you are? No offence but you shouldnt be getting lifting advice from your mum.

>>35291954
what for? u got cancer pussy?

>>35291980
I'm allergic to doing things the hard way.

What do you reckon you'll be up to tomorrow?

>>35292050
Sitting at home trying not to wank

>>35291954
100lb bench is pathetic and nowhere near your limit even if you're a natural weakling mate. Roiding isn't necessarily bad but if you do it before you're anywhere near making progress it's pathetic

>>35291977
im 18. i suppose not but she is always going on diets and reading health magazines so i thought she was right.

>>35292065
I'm not that anon. I'm probably ten years older than him.

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>>35290861
>we're all gonna make it
Yeah we are, then I can finally use tinder without shame

>>35292065
>100lb bench is pathetic

i know. i thought i was lifting 100 kg. what do you bench and for how many reps?

>>35292072
Go to /fit/ and read the sticky. Dont worry lad, we're all gonna make it

>>35292105
>without shame
And what shame did you have before?

>>35292050
need to go up to my mums and do some washing,
had planned on watching cartoons all day but then remembered about the festering pile of clothes in my bedroom that urgently need cleansing
>>35292052
are you 1 of the /nofap/ lads?

>>35292129
The phimosis would have been an awkward encounter if I somehow managed to get there far

>>35292142
Yeah. I've given that and alcohol up for lent

>>35292123
ok. i will. how many reps is good? i usually do around 50-100. depending on how tired i am and sore.

i remember when i once done 110 reps, and i told all the lads in the facebook group and they didnt believe me. they said i must be lying about the weight.

>>35291940
It is. I train 5 hours a day, every day. At first your body will break down but it eventually gets used to the volume. Got the idea from vegeta

>>35292152
>implying you would have got there

>>35292188
50-100 is okay but really you should be doing more. I do 4x200 for each exercise. Takes forever but my endurance is better than ever. Really need to try harder mate if you want gains desu.

>>35292190
>I train 5 hours a day, every day

wow., your cool. i wish i was as powerful as you.

>>35292188
You should be doing 3/4 sets of 8-12 reps per exercise.

>>35292190
>he doesnt use the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train for 3 months every day

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>>35292206
Better safe than sorry mate

>>35292231
>>35292237
which one of you is right? i dont like being lied to.

>>35292105
>Yeah we are
I'm near 50 and didn't fuck anyone yet.

>>35292274
>You should be doing 3/4 sets of 8-12 reps per exercise
This is me. Honestly just google, go on /fit/ etc and do research if you have doubts.

>>35292152
i have gotten more sucess off pof than tinder tbqh with you lad. the girls on pof are less stuck up .

>REEEEEE STOP TALKING ABOUT TINDER AND DATING YOU BASTARDS

>>35292093
12 years older. Wew.

>>35292290
ok. i will do. thank you. i never should of listened to my mum. at first she tried getting me to use her pink weights but they were pay too easy, i once done 1000 curls on them.

the name is jasper btw

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>>35291917
yaaay.
i would love that.
we've talked of a north west meet before lad. we will have it 1 day

Does anyone here have a Switch?

I've been thinking about buying one, but looking ahead there just doesn't seem to be that many games coming out for it. At this point the only reasons to buy it are Zelda and Mario Kart, which are both available on the Wii U. I'd probably buy Mario when it came out too, and that's it.

Maybe I should just get a Wii U second hand for cheap? It actually has a library of games too.

Whatever happened to the lad that was on shit loads of gear/DNP?

>>35292593
he died and gave birth to jasper

>>35292589
no. fuck paying for games though. whats piracy like on the wiiu?

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>worked at argos 4 years ago for about two months
>they just put 20 quid in my account

I don't understand.

I looked it up and it doesn't seem Argos got sued or anything.

>>35292589
>Does anyone here have a Switch?
Gonna wait to see what other games emerge. Nintendo hasnt felt 'must buy' in awhile desu.

>>35292712
>worked at argos
Hey me too. Was in the warehouse and had a paki manager who would shout at me when I wouldnt get the items fast enough. Which was always.

>>35292589
>buy a switch
>play zelda
>"oh it's the same old shit"
>play mario
>"oh it's the same old shit"
>play another mario
>"oh it's the same old shit"
>play some random jap shovelware for 20 mins

what a great purchase

>>35292122
My bench is 175lbs for sets of 5. It's pretty bad but I started around where you are now and was very skinny.

>>35292712
payroll dept probably reviewed some records and found you weren't paid the correct pounds/hr for a few shifts or something like that. could email them and ask.

>>35292655
You can pirate any game now according to google. Which is another good reason I suppose.
>>35292724
I haven't played games for years, the last console I owned was a PS2. But watching the Zelda trailers made me desperate to play it. I have seen other games that look quite cool in the last few years, but none of them have grabbed me enough to want to actually buy a console just to play them.

Might be because I loved Ocarina of Time as a kid.

>>35292746
I see your point but, as I said, I haven't played games for years so I'm not bored of them.

Honestly considering trying to become a normoid just to get my hands on some weed lads, need thoughts on this

>>35292745
By warehouse do you mean the back of the shop?

If so, me too. I quite enjoyed it but it was only for christmas. I was at the heavy lifting stuff with two other guys and we barely did anything if there wasn't a delivery.

>>35292765
That seems likely. I would email but I want that 20 quid so I will act like I didn't know in case it was a mistake.

>>35292799
>he doesnt buy his drugs online
I cant imagine having to buy my weed of nigs/chavs any more.

>>35292752
how long have you been benching for? not him but i think 175 is pretty good. i have only been benching for about a month or so and im on 120 pounds for high reps. i done a lot of push ups for years before benching though which i assume has helped.

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>>35292752


225 for 5

I need validation from this website because literally nobody gives a shit.

>>35292745
>you bloody slow mother fucking bastard you, you get them bloody bastard items now, you slow bloody bastard mother fucker

>>35292765
scratch that, just did some googling and found this.

theguardian.com/business/2017/feb/16/argos-fined-paying-below-minimum-wage

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>>35292065
>>35292122
>>35292752
>>35292842
>lbs

use kg you fucking cunts

>>35292865
Sounds like your supervisor was Poleaboo's dad.

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>>35292876
>Hitchen-posting
>Complaining about someone using Imperial

Really tired but dont want to sleep. My dreams are always horrible and it takes me ages to fall asleep no matter what.

>>35292842
Well done, I'm not sure if I'll ever reach 2pl8. I get the feeling I'm not built for it.

>>35292876
Fuck off, you french wank

>>35292876
use google you fucking cunt

I am speaking the langua de franca here

This is an american message board, you know?

I refuse to assimilate just like the Muslims in your country

>>35292842
maybe its just me but i find bench is the hardest to go up in. all my other weights progress well but my bench stays the same

tbqh, i dont know why its the main lift. isnt the likes of bent over row or shoulder press more important? your probably use your back or shoulders more in every day activities

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what you upto tonight lads?

played some rocket league and now I might start watching some kino.

if anyone wants to play rocket league sometime I'll add you

>>35292874
Oh interesting.

I never did the briefing shit though, that was only for the cashiers. Didn't do any "security checks" either.

I assume they just gave 20 quid to everyone then.

>>35292954
I have it on ps4

>>35292954
>might start watching some kino.
What you thinking?

>>35292890
i'm not him.
i just imagined what he would sound like would sound like.

>>35292941
And this is a British thread, so fuck off and be a pestilent yank nigger somewhere else

Completely sober on Saturday. Send help.

>>35291104
I live on the wirral. It being nice really depends on where you go

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>>35292954
played a bit of killing floor 2 with some fellas but we got totally assfucked, it was a bad feel

post ID? I want to play rocket league with people but never found others

>>35292954
Modding Fallout 4 so my character has a nice arse

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To the lad a few threads back who talked about sleeping 20 hours with depression then waking up and snacking, thank you. I'm doing the same now

Very comfy

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>live in glasgow
>hear about how this govanhill area is full of muslims and rapists
>there was a rape a couple of months ago on allison street
>wake up at 6pm
>decide to drive around this govanhill shithole to see what it's like
>drive around from 10 to about half midnight
>mfw it wasn't even bad

I didn't see any of the people hanging around on corners or any prostitutes like the articles online said. It was mostly white studenty looking people actually, I was surprised to see them but i suppose it must be cheap. Might try tomorrow night even later.

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>>35292981
>>35293023
should have mentioned, its on Steam
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198049987785/

>>35292986
not too sure tbqh, might go with The Thing or El Topo. whats /britfeels/ choice?

>>35292919

you probably just started lifting. I have been doing it for 4 years, but i started when i was 14 so i could not make gains because i did not have the hormones to make serious gains

you could probably hit 2 plate in 2017 if you eat right and train consistently. I am not genetically gifted but i am on track to hit 3 plate by summer, at 270 now.

>>35292946
you can't really expect your chest to keep up with the strength in your quads and back. thats why people eventually give in and use straps for deadlifts, cause you get to the point where your legs can lift more than you carry

thats why only 2 plate is considered good for bench, but is pathetic for deadlift.

I hope you all make glorious gains,

>>35291265
hmm

maybe Jynx Maze

>>35293090
Machinist eyes wide shut and in the mouth of madness are top kino

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Sat in bed listening to the rain

So comfy

>>35292997
Nope,

you know we both are ethnically European men here, there is no need for us to fight

we could even be friends

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>>35293008
can i be of assistence
i have skittle flavoured vodka in my barrel lad

Should I smoke a joint before bed lads? Not sure I could sleep in my sober state

>>35293090
Whiplash is a good tier movie, but it really gets the jazz scene wrong. But its a masterpiece and i fucking love it anyway. The style, the sound, the dialogue, everything is great.

>>35293172
>there are countries in the world that dont love doggos
Wtf is wrong with them?

>>35293090
>not too sure tbqh, might go with The Thing or El Topo. whats /britfeels/ choice?
12 Angry Men

>>35293210
Whiplash doesn't get much wrong, actually. It doesn't attempt to reflect the jazz scene, it depicts elitism at a music school. Music students will throw their own grandmothers under the bus if it means a vague promise of prestige.

>>35293207
yes, you should do just that, in fact i'll join you gonna roll 1 now then get my sen up to bed

>>35293227
dogs are filthy and time consuming

>>35293090
kinda expected an anime profile pic tbqh lad

>>35293304
Kill yourself you arab scum.

>>35293369
>Kill yourself you arab scum.

but i'm a white Briton

>>35292746
This lad. Ive finally given up on buying new games. I play smash, halo and StarCraft and that's it. There's no point in anything else. Feel like I'm always just buying things because of obligation or something. Other things in life are a lot more appealing as I get older.

>just finished dragon age inquisition yesterday
>bored
>don't really feel like playing a game
>don't want to watch a movie or tv show
>caught up with all my youtube subscriptions
>showered and dressed
>ate
>don't want to masturbate
>had a night walk already
>not at all tired

what do

>>35293290
>>35293210
Whiplash reminds me of when I did music at secondary school
teachers were very strict and got very angry if you stepped out of line
but if you achieved perfection they treated you as an equal

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>>35293358
nah I had one before and thought about it but its so common on steam now and quite cancerous so I just have a random pic of my hand.

I like people with anime profile pics, its not like I hate them its just so many edgy kids on steam use anime profile pics

>>35292589
I'd wait and see, if only nintendo support it then its not really worth it

>>35293411
I have a 4k monitor with a 1080 gtx and nothing to play

life is suffering

>>35293427
show us a random pic of your dick ha ha

>>35293090
at this time of night I'd say the thing or eyes wide shut

>>35291265
Sasha grey, Nikki Rhodes, Faye Reagan or Hillary Scott. Most wanked to clip is that old vintage private teach clip though with the aunt and her friend

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Hey comfy anons

>>35293290
>>35293421

I am american jazz musician myself, actually. (guitar and trumpet) Being neet for a year to practice my chops and trying to land a cruise ship gig, if i can't am just going to go to college and get a real job

You think Charlie Parker locked himself in his room and drove himself insane practicing scales, so he could go really really fast?

What you really got to do is immerse yourself, study theory, play out and with people, and lastly HOURS UPON HOURS of ear training and transcription.

Trust me when i tell you the shit that happens in this movie would not fly in even some backwater county community college,

but i will agree that it does not try to "get" the jazz scene.

It uses jazz as style over substance.

It is used as the background to warn about the consequences of perusing perfection, and Andrew's struggle with Fletcher and his own demons.

>>35293411
same

i still play older games but barely kept up with new games in about 5 years

the new zelda looks good though

>>35293484
WAKE UP ORIGINAL ANIKI!!!!