Any sane person out there should never date a robot. They're

Sounds like a roasty was oven toastied.

Can confirm used to date a robot.

>>35288043
>jk im gonna go fuck stacy. It was fun

Sounds like this person was not a robot to begin with.

>>35288389
I used to date a robot for 4 year. We met on this website. We were each other first. One day someone on this website convinced him that all girls cheat. Then he went crazy. At the end he ended up getting arrested for rape.

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>>35288043
>imblying robots ever get dates
You're only going to fuck if you learn how to emulate normies.

>>jk im gonna go fuck stacy.
If this is implying that anyone should stay with low tier, blown out uggos you're either a turbocuck or some baiting skank

>>35288435
>convinced him that all girls cheat.
They do.
And if you weren't some virginal neckbeard, it wouldn't have ever occured to you to make this b8

>>35288043
>>35288435
> At the end he ended up getting arrested for rape.

hahahahaahahahahahahahahaha Hope this is fake

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>dating a robot
>a robot dating

>>35288043

oh it's this again:

>sluts fuck normalchads
>blame robots

do the world a favor and kill yourselves

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>>35288359
Not a roastie, but a faggot
close enough, though

>>35288389
Fullblown robot, can confirm. Same hobbies, before me, he didn't have any friends.

>>35288449
No one should stay with someone they don't like, anon.

However, someone should

1) Not date people they don't like/aren't attracted to

2) Have the decency to break up with them instead of cheating and leading them on for months on end.

I was a robot who turned normie and my gf is totally devoted to me. I'm a pretty great bf.

>wah one robot said a meanie word to me so now they're all worthless

>>35288532
It's not. After we broke up he started stalking me and leaving me gift of dead rats and sending dead flowers to my work. I had a restraining order put against him. I found out later on her raped a co-worker.

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>>35288676
>"a meanie word"

>3 months of lying, cheating, ignoring me for days/weeks on end
>pretending to be gay to get an ego boost from me

>>35288715
How was he? I mean the typical robot with no gf KHV, etc or what?

how old are you? You seem older desu

>>35288595
>someone should Not date people they don't like/aren't attracted to
>t. Virgin
It doesn't matter if you like them or not. You're not going to see them after you fuck if you're dating correctly.

>Have the decency to break up with them instead of cheating and leading them on for months on end.
Not if they still want to fuck them occasionally, dipshit

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>>35288043
Let me translate this:

Stupid slut got pumped and dumped yet again by Chad, who was disguised as a robot for laffs.

>>35288808
>T. Loser who can't comprehend people that aren't as shallow and botter as him
>>35288841
Obviously you're too illiterate to read the replies above yours, anon
>stupid slut
Am a faggot, not a slut

>A chad
Is chad a 270 pound neckbeard who plays League and smokes weed all day?

>>35288798
>I mean the typical robot with no gf KHV

Pretty much when we first started dating everything moved slow and awkward. Outside of dating he was completely broken. He had no clue how to do almost anything.

>how old are you?

I'm 26 now. This happen when I was 19 and he was 24.

>>35288043
>wah wah im so lonely :( i wish someone would d8 me
>i love you so much we'll be together forever!
>holy shit I'm so happy that you love me
>*be happy together forever*

Where am I gonna get a Stacy from and why would she want me.

>tfw no qt fembot gf

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>>35288043
It's possible. Highly, ridiculously unlikely, but possible.

>go on /r9k/ almost every day since its creation
>keep talking to this one robot through email, various threads, and so on
>never realize it's the same person
>eventually we wind up exchanging IM information
>become best friends
>she flies across the country to meet me
>I wind up flying across the country to see her
>we ultimately move in together
>have been happily together for nearly 3 years
>both of us are mentally ill and clingy AF but our problems compliment each other's perfectly
>both of our lives have improved dramatically since meeting each other

>>35288924
>26
lmao, why did you even date him? you must know that most of these robots babycry are completely assholes who can't see the things clearly desu

Holy..you're really old no offense, what are you doing with your life now? Why are you still here? agh

>>35289242
>lmao, why did you even date him?

This is going to sound stupid, but when we first started dating I thought we a lot of lot of things on common. It a round about way it did. For example I like K-drama and he liked anime. He didn't make me feel odd for liking K-dramas. I didn't like going to to clubs. He hated going out. So it kinda worked out

>Holy..you're really old no offense
None taken

>what are you doing with your life now?

I don't know. I just moved to a different state for the first time in my life to be close to some friends.

>Why are you still here?
Idk habit I guess. I go reddit sometimes, but all anybody wants to do there is fight with each other.

>>35289051
I want to have a love story like that teach me anon

>>35289544
>This is going to sound stupid,

No it's not..I think Im gonna be a stupid too..
How did you meet him? I mean in what circunstances? a thread here or how?

Now Are you dating someone or are you alone?
I don't know about reddit, but 4chan is btter I think so it's ok

>>35288043
>literal manchild calls somebody morally bankrupt

>>35289877
We started talking on a /mu/ thread on soc. He posted about this local band. I was like how do you know them. It turned out we lived close to each other and started skyping each other.

>Now Are you dating someone or are you alone?

In theory yes, but he didn't want me to move. I kinda had to for work. We had a huge fight about it and I haven't spoken to him in about 2 weeks.

>>35289994
One question, do you think it was a bad idea date him?

>he didn't want me to move

I don't know about these things but he is being injust..

Been dating a girl long-distance and open for almost 2 years
I still hate myself.
gfs won't solve anything for you anons.