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what do you think of my singing voice? more specifically, how badly do I suck?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bUGbFMV55w
is it worth trying to improve or should I just give up completely?
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i mean u sing better than me
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>>35332729
It's just average. It's not bad and you shouldn't feel bad, but it's not special. You might be able to make it stronger and become more capable through practice. You don't really have a naturally powerful or special voice.
It's still nice and cute though and you should always keep singing.
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>>35332729
the point of singing is having fun, that said- don't go on xfactor..
also
TITS OR GTFO ROASTIE ATTENTION WHORE
SAGED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Most snails are considered to be hermaphrodites and have both male and female reproductive organs
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>>35332659
This is true. It makes evolutionary sense since snails aren't likely to meet many snails.
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very good thread OP :)
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>>35332659
Statistically, in humans being born intersex is just as common as being born with red hair
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>son, I know you're a virgin but it's your birthday so I ordered something for you. happy birthday!
what do?
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>>35332654
>blue nail polish
The sign of a slut.
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>>35332654
>penis
Neck yourself, disgusting trog
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>>35332654
"thanks daddy! u da best!"
turn him around and cowgirl him.. duh..
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We all know that women don't care about dick sizesupposedly, but are there femanons out there who think bigger is better?
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>>35332633
Women don't care about size, as long as your dick isn't smaller than 7 inches.
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>>35332656
t. Male
Try harder
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>>35332633
Speaking from personal experience I don't care. I haven't had much sex, only twice, and a guy that seemed to be around 5" was plenty.
On the other hand my roommate has a gross dildo collection and they get pretty big. She regrets becoming a size queen and say that she did the damage to herself, but once you go bigger a smaller size just doesn't feel right.
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allowed partner count for a female before marriage 2017-03-06 10:21:44 Post No.35332382
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allowed partner count for a female before marriage
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help me out a bit /pol/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12474333
pic unrelated
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bumping, pls reply to my thread so the poll is visible
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Honestly, I wouldn't give two fucks about number of people fucked unless it's above ten.
More than just one or two long-term relationships would worry me though.
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More than two then they can just be my cum dumpster
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>driving my sister somewhere
>tell her about how got lucky and got a very new car for a very low price
>she tells me how she got a new iPhone for free
>went to the store
>didnt want to spend all that money on a phone
>instead she took the store owner to her car and fucked him
>the owner also happened to be a nigger
>she thinks it's funny
>call her a whore and stop talking to her
>havent talked to her since
I dont want to be related to a whore, she completely ruined the image I had of her.
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>>35332325
Sorry to hear your sister is a whore.
brb stocking up on iPhones.
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you did what you should have done, anon.
good work
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>>35332325
if you could of fucked a girl and get a phone for free you would have done it too
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>tfw can't imagine cuddling with a qt without getting an erection
This scares me robots. I just wanna cuddle under a blanket and drink vodka watching anime with a nice grill
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>>35332304
Maybe she will diddle your wiener if your meat sword rubs up against her tho
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>>35332304
i thought erection when cuddling is normal
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>>35332366
is it? idk I'm khv
>>35332340
lmao ok this is assuming she doesn't want to do that and gets creeped out
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What would /r9k/ do if it gets pic related?
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>>35332278
>gets pic related?
stopped reading right there
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>>35332309
You just made the list.
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>>35332309
you seem like a pretty devilish individual
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Can you believe it?
A whole year! Thats really quite the impressive feat this woman pulled because afterall we all know that women are used to having sex at least twice a day
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So? I haven't even had sex ever.
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I bet she went out and fucked 37 Chads when she found herself. So brave.
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>>35332122
>Women consider this an achievement
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Femanon/Fembot Thread: HPD edition
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Fembots, do any of you have any of the symptoms of histrionic personality disorder? Picture related.
Seems like a lot of you may fit the "inappropriately seductive" part given the camwhoring and sexuality.
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Fembots are literally every one of these and that's why they won't reply to your thread
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>>35331923
Isn't that pic just 90% of modern women, though?
They're raised like that. They're encouraged to be like that. They're role models are like that.
I hate this fucking captcha so much goddamn what the fuck is wrong with it.
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>>35331923
No
Avoidant personality seems more relatable to me
"Those affected display a pattern of social inhibition, feelings of inadequacy and inferiority, extreme sensitivity to negative evaluation, and avoidance of social interaction despite a strong desire to be close to others. Individuals with the disorder tend to describe themselves as uneasy, anxious, lonely, unwanted and isolated from others. The behavior typically begins by early adulthood, and occurs across a variety of situations."
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THE GYM IS HIGH SCHOOL ALL OVER AGAIN 2017-03-06 03:38:20 Post No.35331810
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THE GYM IS HIGH SCHOOL ALL OVER AGAIN
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>fat women take forever to finish their work outs, which make everyone's lives worse
>stacies are flirting with the guys who work there all the time so forget about getting any help/advice and also more waiting times
>there's a group of chads who are buff as shit even though the only thing they do is sit on the benches/machines to chat
>ask them politely if they are using the equipment
>"Bro! not cool, bro! what's the hurry, bro? lmao!"
I swear if I ever become a mass shooter I will target gyms
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>>35331810
>trashing on the fat women who actually try to improve themselves
I'm all for hating fat fucks but those are the good ones usually
better than the alternative at least
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>>35331810
Never had any problem in gyms even though I'm an akward weirdo and have been going to the gym for like 6 years now
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>>35331810
>Going anywhere outside your room other than work or school
I think you just need a different train of thought
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Why aren't you using TINDER to lose your virginity RIGHT NOW
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>>35331765
>he uses normiebook
comment is original
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>>35331765
hah, you already got friendzoned, buddy.
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>"maybe on another week"
ossh. Unlucky, breh.
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I literally met one of you fucks today.
First day of class, everyone at the table is introducing themselves to each other, and you're sitting there all withdrawn and sulky, pretending there's something interesting on your phone. I go out of my way to talk to you and introduce myself t you, and you stammer out "Todd" and go right back to the phone.
When you get the opportunity to mingle with the class (shitty icebreaker), you literally sit there like a spastic, the ONLY ONE doing nothing. I even saw someone almost approach you, but decided against it because you looked fucking weird.
Why do you have to be so fucking strange? It's your first day of your first year class, and you're already fucking uni up for yourself.
I know you're here Todd, I saw you scrolling through 4chan on your phone. No one thinks you have an oh-so-riveting social life that you can't peel your nerdy looking ass away from your phone and try and make some friends.
People literally go out their way to talk to you, why just throw it back in everyones faces? It's not anyone elses fault you're a weird loner, it's yours.
Grow up.
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>>35331720
HoIy shit sounds like this guy triggered you
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lol
qriginall
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>>35331720
Is this a new pasta? I like it.
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Time for Russian Roulette!
Posts ending in 1-5 are safe and can continue playing
Posts ending with 6 are dead, cannot roll again
Posts with 7-0, roll again.
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>>35331656
please be a 6
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>>35331656
DISRESPECT ME AND I'M REAL DISRESPECTFUL
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>>35331656
Lmao op dies first
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Which side will robots join in the upcoming culture conflict?
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eh, if ever there was a real race war, I would wanna be on the side of equality.
I'm sure there would be members of each race that wouldn't even want a race war. The concept of one is fucking dumb anyways
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>>35331581
The race war wouldn't be an actual war. It would be a meme war on the internet and on TV shows.
Whoever ends up looking dumber and more ridiculous will lose members and not be able to recruit new ones, and eventually lose.
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>>35331618
Then, yeah, I would still meme neutrally or for equality