>son, I know you're a virgin but it's your birthday

>>35332654
>blue nail polish
The sign of a slut.

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>>35332654
>penis
Neck yourself, disgusting trog

>>35332654
"thanks daddy! u da best!"
turn him around and cowgirl him.. duh..

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>>35332664
Fuck you anon! I like painting my nails baby blue and I'm not a slut, they're cute so stop fucking memeing!

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>poke it's vagina
>ewww there's shit in there
i think this girl is broken dad

>>35332779
Exactly what a whore would say

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>>35332933
W-Why are some of you anons so mean ;~;

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eh i would probably try it and hope that he doesnt poop on me

>>35332985
post u're nails dude

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>>35332654
this board is gay. Just mix with /lgbt/ already

>>35333310
really hoped that would get the digits

well anyways where you at?
>>>35333333

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>>35332985
Post nails you dirty little sissy....

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How come do we get all faggots in our board ?
Is it because we are too kind to them or the absence of vagina turned everyone in based cocksuckers ?

>>35333310
r9k is already a mix of b,pol,v,lgbt and tumblr

B-but, Dad, you know I'm not attracted to women.

>>35333357
some are prison gay some are just tumblr/lgbt raids
basically people heard that there is a place on 4chan where you can be a whiny bitch for attention and females and gays flocked to it

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>>35332654
I'd just lick his feet for a while before cumming on them. Fuck you, dad!

>>35332779
Baby blue is a cute color desu. I prefer purple myself

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>>35333444
>but son, look at me trying her out. this is how you use your toy. just give it a go!

>>35332985
who the fuck takes nail polish off with q tips?

you dum trannies will never be women, can't even figure out the simplest of things.

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>>35333285
Just a trap anon
>>35333353
>>35333461
Baby blue is best color desu, looks super cute with my daisy dukes and tanktops

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>>35333639
it was my first time j-jeez anon!

>>35333685
so?

it's common sense.

not some secret passed down by mothers to their daughters.

men just don't have the faculties to understand domesticity

>>35333651
Cute sheets :v

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>>35333651
>nails not even filed, just took em off with a clipper
>uneven painting depth, some paint passed the cuticle into the skin and some dont even cover it
>some blotches to the side in ring finger and pinky

If you're gonna be a faggot at least do it right.

I just want a qt sissy/trap/femboy
Why is that so fucking much to ask for

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>>35333651
Would you let a black man smash on you? Pls say yes....

>>35333800
>>35333714
We all get better from practice jeez anon calm down! I'll get super pro at it for you o-okay?
>>35333855
I only like white guys I'm sorry anon...

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>>35334070
Oh....ok. Eh it's cool, it's not like I was expecting you to say yes or maybe a lie to make me feel better about myself...ha

>>35333855
Depends on how black desu

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>>35334102
Do u have a bbc tho?

>>35334070
So can I rail your bp then?
I'm white as milk

>>35332654
Say "im not your son anymore", walk out and never return to that gay house

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>>35334146
>>35334165
Mocha skin color mother side is German and father is Black. Do I have BBC? Yeah. Somewhat? Not like a Mandingo.

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>>35334227
That's honestly not bad. I'd take your BBC anon

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>>35334227
Is it wrong to fetishies black men only for thier dicks?

>>35334184
I'm into dating actual guys not casual sex srry

>>35332654
dad for the last time, stop trying to give me HIV

>>35332654
Wow pops, thanks, but I'm not a fag. I got no use for something like that. How 'bout you take that thing back and get some tires for my truck instead?....

>>35334372
Its very wrong and you should feel bad for doing so.

>>35334413
Can I rail your bp if I date you and cuddle you?

>>35332654
>what do?
Why do you even ask?
I would go to town on they boipucci. I would fuck her so hard that my hips would leave bruises on her booty cheeks.

Then I'd ask her to be my gf.

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>>35335376
Anon...where I am from that is haram behavior desu

>>35333651
>Not going to a salon to get your nails done and chat it up with manicurist
>not having the superior French tip nails

Are you even trying to be a girl? And baby blue polish isn't even this season. It's spring. That's at least a summer color.

>>35335769
What color would you suggest anon?

>>35335769
>not chatting it up with a manicurist
Do you know what board you're on right now anon...
>not wearing blue because it's what YOU like instead of some stacey tier french slut nails
Go away y-you roastie

>>35335802
A French tip isn't a color, more like a style. It's clean and never goes out of style. You can change the color of the tip.

>>35335833
I know French tip isn't a color b-baka. I mean what color nails. I don't like getting french tips

>>35334469
lol gayest guy in this thread detected.

>>35335857
A soft pink or a lilac

>>35335910
Thank you anon, I'll do that then

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>Looks like you got finished a little too early son! at least you enjoyed your gift!