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Should I do this?
>Talk to girl 3 years ago in hs
>Decide not to speak again
>She stares at you for the rest of the senior year
>Because you're autistic and didn't understand, harass her tumblr the past 3 years
>It's a small city, I camped with a friend of hers that mentioned her address
>If I wanted to stalk her I would have over a year ago
>She has a donation page for kids to get hair
>My dad died from cancer a few months ago, I do like the cause
>Dad always gave me a buzz cut, kids called me 'Baldylocks'
>It fell short $1,000
>I just got a scholarship for children of Vietnam vets yesterday
>I could afford to do it as an apology for the harassment and just leave it as 'anonymous donation'
>The page is about 4-5 months old, suspicious if it suddenly gets full
>Don't want to peruse any form of contact
>Feel like a shitty person for harassing her
I don't know really, I never wanted a sexual relationship with this girl, I more so harassed her because I wanted to know if she was making fun of me.
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Don't do it. You'll regret it later. Just cut ties and drill until you forget.
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>>35268840
How so?
I've seen this girl about 3 times in public this year alone and it kinda bothers me that I did something to someone who I think was trying to be nice to me.
A guy on /adv/ said it didn't matter, as long as I don't contact her.
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> The practise gf wants to get married
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happened to my brother
his 300lb practice fuckbuddy proposed to him in front of my family and pressured him into marrying her no pre-nup
so he's going to get royally fucked
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Off this board normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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What is a practice gf and where do I get one?
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>mom found the pee pee palace
why even live anymore
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What is the pee pee palace? Teil us the story anon.
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>>35268654
>dad decimated the cum compass
how will i find my way?
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>adventurers activated the serpentine sperm siphon
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>given two options
>work
Or
>die
>u gonna die no how, so jus work man :)
Why doesn't anyone feel the same avout death as me
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because I'd rather die than work
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>>35268656
Eh ggghh ZACH LEE
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ultimately i feel life is not worth working for
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fresh content from normiebook
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That's you, isn't it?
oreginal
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>>35268624
While you posted this fresh content, he studied the blade
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>>35268801
While you looked for the perfect Pepe to post, he studied the blade.
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Le troll vs chad
The battle of the century...who gets more girls in the end?
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Chad always wins...fuck society. Srry m8
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If you're trolling you obviously are not using your time on getting girls.
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chad isn't into pegging
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wew lades, I haven't cringed this hard in a hwile 2017-03-03 11:53:48 Post No.35268592
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wew lades, I haven't cringed this hard in a hwile
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2017-03-03 11:53:48
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wewewewewe
weweweweww
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Wowwee that's a real zinger.
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>>35268592
>non-STEM
Literally subhumans
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>go to girl's house to watch 120 Days of Sodom
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>KMFDM in my Sony Discman
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>>35268580
Are people making columbine threads again because April is getting close?
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>>35268580
I really like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR-s4ReIxJo
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>>35268763
get out normie trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_4wpDq5qys
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A mother and her son are made to bred together. When a boy came out of his mother's womb, his penis is in contact with his mom's vagina and the boy's penis keep the shape of her pussy in memory and grow to perfectly fit in. By the age of 10 to 12, every mom should take their son's virginity. Only the mother should have this privilege, the fact that the son return to where he belong is the greatest feeling in the world. The mother is the only one to make their son feel relaxed and make proper love to a women for the first time and to not feel ambarased if he had some difficulties and/or has premature ejaculate. His mom needs to make him feel good in those situation and give him some training
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>the boy's penis keep the shape of her pussy in memory and grow to perfectly fit
guys is this true?
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on my mom, in missionary with my penis slowly going inside her and when it's fully inside not moving, enjoying the warm and proximity with my mommy tighten her vagina and massing my back whispering sweet word in my hear, like a baby
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I have two shameful pseudo experiences.
When I was about 13 and curious as all boys are I once spied on my mom taking a shower, and the sight of her fuzzy cunt and asshole (she bent over while drying herself) almost made me cum.
Roughly at the same time I even masturbated while smelling her used panties. Enter the IRON PILLAR OF DOOM. I never had an erection that hard.
This was a very long time ago and didn't develop into anything since I started dating girls and stuff in due time, but it might interest Anons in this thread.
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I hate nice girls.
If they so much as say hello, it stays on my mind.
If they return texts, my heart races.
The day one calls me, I know I'll look at my call history and grin.
But that's just them being nice.
People who are nice to me are also nice to everyone else.
I almost end up forgetting that.
If the truth is cruel, then lies must be kind.
That's why kindness is a lie.
I gave up on always expecting it,
always mistaking it,
and even hoping for it.
Someone who's' worked so hard at being alone doesn't fall for the
same trick twice.
I'm a veteran at this.
I'm the best when it comes to losing.
That's why I'll always hate nice girls.
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Absolutely atrocious.
>tfw you will never be Japanese so can't profit from writing shit like this
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This is good. It mainly won't get any praise here because of the subject matter, and because cynicism and negativity are such a large part of /r9k/ and general 4chan culture, but I thought that it was very well-written and thought provoking. Keep writing and DO NOT DEPEND ON POSITIVE AFFIRMATION FROM OTHERS. It's unreliable and thus risky to try to derive your motivation from it.
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>>35268695
this is literally a copy-paste from a japanese rom-com light novel about a robot-like guy ranting about how he hates women leading him on
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>tfw gf has her sexual bf over for the night again
HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO GIRLS NEED TO HAVE SEX? THIS IS BULLSHIT
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>>35268508
>her sexual bf
this is a great meme desu
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>>35268508
A lot, all women are cock loving whores
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What is life like as a fembot?
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I feel like when I tell people I don't have a job/any aspirations I get less shit since I'm not a guy. Is that a plus?I don't like telling people anyway
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>>35268434
women can't be robots fembots are a myth anyone who says they're a fembot is either larping or an attention whore
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You can do all the stuff that "malebots" are guilty of, except you can actually get away with it because being female means you live an ez-mode coddled lifestyle until you hit 30-35
>sleep in all day
>do all the drugs you want/drink as much as you want
>can go years without working/going to school
>can go as crazy as you want
>can be as perverted/freaky as you want
>can be as histrionic/violent as you want
>can eat whatever you want and be a fat slob
>can sit around just watching lewd shit and touching yourself all day
>can emotionally manipulate someone into financially subsidizing your existence
literally all of these things and more are what the average "fembot" gets away with on a daily basis
>>35268467
mostly this though, which is why I put "fembot" in quotation marks
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Just another friday night to delve into complete degeneracy and filth like the whore I am
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>got home from classes around 12:30-1:00
>now almost 4:00 PM
>have spent the last 3+ hours masturbating, playing hentai games, watching anime, and playing video games
feels good man
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>>35268408
did you eat your shit again, anon?
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>>35268408
Stop eating your shit you degenarate motherfucker
May god have mercy on your soul
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"Hey Anon! I read an article today, and guess what the author's name was!?"
"[your last name]!!! Isn't that funny?"
This is normal conversation.
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Normie, here. No it is not, we usually say "so?" or "who cares?".
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>>35268380
Some girl in my college course was literally making constant jokes out of somebody buying hair straighteners today. Is this fucking normal?
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Normie banter is just irl shitposting but actually not funny most of the time.
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>stop masturbating
>stop watching TV
>stop drinking alcohol
>stop smoking weed
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>>35268346
>stop making these threads
>stop browsing this board
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>stop breathing manually
>stop blinking too much
>stop thinking about how full your bladder is
>stop having an itchy wrist
>stop slouching in your chair
>stop reading this post