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>>35270403

a normie is just a person who is successfully integrated into their society

its pretty easy to tell if you're a normie, just ask yourself "why am I on /r9k/?"

>>35270403
>tfw most normie in friend group
>tfw the most I've done is kissed a girl

It's all relative boys... I win

>>35270403
>Fap to Loli gangrape futa
Sure anon I can be a potential normal fag

This is their way of telling you they want you to stay at home forever and not go to school. Don't waste this opportunity

Well are they paying? Cus then who cares?

Go to an actual school person to fill these forms out if you can. It will ease your parents minds.

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>going to university
why don't you just burn you're money, calorie boy?

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What would you do/give to be like in pic related. Inside your very true home, going back to where you were created, where you belong, feeling your mom's vagina stroking your penis to force you to ejaculate and impregnant the women who love you the most?

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A mother and her son are made to bred together. Nothing in this world has a better connection than a mother/son. When a boy came out of his mother's womb, his penis is in contact with his mom's vagina and the boy's penis keep the shape of her pussy in memory and grow to perfectly fit in. By the age of 10 to 12, every mom should take their son's virginity. Only the mother should have this privilege, the fact that the son return to where he belong is the greatest feeling in the world. The mother is the only one to make their son feel relaxed and make proper love to a women for the first time and to not feel ambarased if he had some difficulties and/or has premature ejaculate. His mom needs to make him feel good in those situation and give him some training.

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I wanna spend days on end fucking mommy silly

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>>35270264
Does anyone have the answer?

More!
orokork

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>>35270264
srsly tho i have no idea

>>35270252
Robots are people who have decided that pursuing society is not the best thing for them, and that they would rather pursue other things. That's why when you see people complaining about how relationships or othershit happens people call them a "failed normie" and other things.

Between normies and robots there is a huge difference, between robots and Chads much less so.

Normies have absolutely no sense of self awareness or external thought beyond their being and matters that relate to their being. As you mentioned Normies just pursue things like a carrot being dangled in front of them whether its buying consumer goods or watching the latest capeshit movie. That's why they're normies, they're an essential backbone of society but most will lead quite average and unimpressive lives. The normies spending too much time on social media and robots spending too much time on 4chan dichotomy is the perfect example, with normies it's always around ones being but with robots it's always around ones external environment.

I think Chads are much more similar as they have an external view and comprehension of things as opposed to the internal view that normies have. This is why Chads are always successful with education and careers, they're able to plan ahead and analyze the greater picture. That's why Chads are able to fuck the sluts then settle down with the qt and have everything "made", they have the self awareness, external view and high time preference of the robot but without the bad genetics and with the confidence, drive and motivation which is necessary to be Chad.

>>35270252
who is that whore my friend

occasional lifeforms initiate word exchanges with i
enjoyment predicated on novel lexicographic contextualizing

>>35270239
I HATE "TALKING" TO PEOPLE.
I HATE HAVING TO SMILE AND FIND WAYS TO DETRACT AND DIVERT THE DIRECTIOM WHEN THEY ADK THINGS THAT DECONSTRUCT THE THIN MASK IVE PLACED TO FUNCTION

THEY WILL LEARN I AM NOT A PERSON
THEY WILL NOTICE A PATTERN AND SEE HOLES

THEY WILL LEARN THEY ARE TALKIMG TO AN EmPTY HUSK OF DIRT OF WHICH THEY ARE RUTHLESSLY COMPELLED TO EXCAVATE HOPING TO FIND SOMETHING

ANY THING THAT MAKES SENSE

THEY FIND NOTHING BUT DISTURBIA

THAT THEY HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH THIS "THING"

I had a weird experiece today.
Talked to some roastie and the other bitch jumped into the conversation.
When I talked to her, she clammed up.
Like she didn't want me talking to the roastie, but then didn't want my full attention/.
god, bitches are maddening.

reminder that they're guilty

>>35270269
reminder that you're wrong, as proven by your lack of dubs

>>35270288
>made literal millionaires through constant publicity and book deals
hmmmm

>>35270141
please make better bait post so I can actually laugh you canadian

>>35270141
>leaving your bf for another guy
Fuck outta here whore

>>35270141
Yup you go girl! It's not like socially awkward guys have feelings or anything, besides they all use 4chan and are racists! Enjoy your new loud mouth kiki bf, size doesn't matter right?

>>35270134
invite her over for pizza

>>35270134
legit kill yourself for this shitty thread

saged and reported

>>35270223
>announcing sages

holy shit off yourself. you're one of the worst kinds of cancer

No , tinder is buggy as hell and is more for women than men , gives those whores the freedom to be whores with no consequences. Also it will work better if you pay . Also for iPhone works.better than android.

>>35270192
can't they be whores for me?
im lonely and depressed and anxious

>>35270277
And desperate , whores will just break you if you are desperate.

>>35270099
"She grabbed my hand and we fell into it. Like a daydream or a fever."
F# A# infinity is truly the best GY!BE album.

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asunder best album

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

>tfw I don't know

>>35270025
are you, dare i say it, /a gay nigger shitposting faggot dick sucking cock rider/?

>>35270054
Can we talk about your physical deformities and how they hold you back, Anon?

>>35270112
What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch? I'll have you know I served 3 tours of duty in Afghanistan and have over 300 confirmed kills. I could break your neck with a swift motion of my thumb and callapse your larynx with my palm. Don't even make me laugh, faggot

>>35270019
im so obsessedw ith men.....,,,,,,

>>35270048
Don't be obsessed with women. Make them obsessed about you.

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>>35270019
>tfw too smart to concern myself about romantic companionships of any sort

>too smart to subject myself to the misery caused by females

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>>35270012
It was alright, I guess I like this newer direction he's going in with Oblivion access and now Bedwetter. Still though, Mista Thug Isolation is probably my favorite hip hop record of all time.

Stoop Lights is my favorite.

STOP SHILLING THIS TALENTLESS HACK

>>35270637
MTI was pure talent my man

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>>35270000
original comment please give original

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>>35270000
here it is now in technicolor

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>>35270000
Nice Quads OP,
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