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PAHLEEZ MUH FELLO RUBOTS

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>>35281807
>>35281902
This thread reaks of underage, kill yourself

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>older than my manager
>He calls me "kid"

I want to fucking die.

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>>35281842
>My manager just turned 20
>I'm 26
>He still acts like a little boy and not a manager of the shift at all

LMAO nobody takes him seriously.

It doesn't make sense why any 13 year old would look like tgis

I'm pretty sure her age is a lie for media hype

>>35281783
Whoever the fuck that is is not 13. That is at LEAST 20. I'm 20 and she looks older than me.

I think therapists in general are ass, but if you're scared about it you should probably do it.

>>35281767
Do it
I was so scared of public speaking and was forced to take that class for my degree. Sure I showed up drunk to all my speeches but I actually managed to get an A and haven't been that scared of speaking since.

>>35281767
like probabably everyone here I was terrified of it, but also poor and the only job offered to me was math professor (go figure my autistic ass is good at math). The first few weeks were nightmarish but now (5 years later) its like nothing. You really can overcome a fear through brute force.

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>go outside
>see overburdened white mother struggling with her retarded mulatto son
>no dad around
>see the pain in her eyes
>mfw

No more racism! No more racism! Black lives matter! Black lives matter!

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>go buy some groceries after a month
>see nigger and muslim bitch
>mfw
What happened to germany...

>hair person

>>35281717
Hair beast*

>>35281703
where on earth does this happen. I tried asking my hairdresser what he thought would look good and he was just like "uhhh you gotta tell me what you want"

I have no idea what looks good - i'd love for someone to just tell me what hairstyle and clothes would look good on me.

The difference in sexual value between sexes is obvious, it is common sense, everyone knows it.

It is known that men have to compete for women, and women select which man wins. Society never outright says it though, so you think you're revealing a secret, but the truth is everyone already knows how this game works, even the dumbest of normalfags and SJWs.

>>35281636
Why are you still thinking of disgusting roasties if you have all that hot dick aiming for your pucci?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8EB0dBLYa0
>ywn be six years old again

I was so much better at being a kid than being an adult

>>35281580
>How do you expect your funeral to be ?
Awkward. Especially if I get my electronics searched.
>How do you expect people to react to your death ?
About 30 person. About 5 would be genuinely sad. The rest would come over social obligations. No family member.
>How do you want them to react ?
I don't care I guess.
>How do you want your funeral to be ?
Not an excuse to achieve one's carnal desire (i.e. not an excuse to fuck a sad girl) or profit (no overly expensive shit)

>>35282663
>excuse to fuck a sad girl
Is that a thing ? Holy shit normies must be purged. FUCK
>electronics
not having a dead man switch.

I wonder how many bots cracked their neck after seeing this thread whilst scrolling page 0

>>35281579
You almost got me, but I'm a back guy.

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Lol dags love em dags

>>35281519
that's a cute doggo! xD

Rest in peace sweet prince

>You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>the guy says "stick it up your ass"
Fuckin' REKT

What if you did it, right there in front of him? Is that what he really wanted? You should have said that that's what he'd like, the fucking faggot.
Insults are supposed to be funny, OP. It's a good idea to know a lot of them so that you can out-insult anyone.

>>35281564

Doesn't fix my endless amount of socially awkward interactions.

>working to buy stuff

cuck

you'll realize your mistake when you no longer have as much time to play those games as you did when you were neet

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>>35281506
>tfw got a job
>finally have money to buy the things I want
>always too tired to enjoy them though
>life is now sleep work sleep
seriously how do people have a job and enjoy their lives at the same time? I seem to be unable to.

>tfw too emotional to have intelligence

>>35281460
>tfw too emotionally surpressed to show emotions
ftfy friendo

>>35281460
lmao you'd think so, but you'd be wrong. You're just retarded.

Men don't want that with women either.

You're just a fucking degenerate adulterous piece of shit.

>>35281458
because you are not Chad. you fit into the provider role, not the romantic fling role.