>Go to hair salon >Hair person doesn't expect me to

>hair person

>>35281717
Hair beast*

>>35281703
where on earth does this happen. I tried asking my hairdresser what he thought would look good and he was just like "uhhh you gotta tell me what you want"

I have no idea what looks good - i'd love for someone to just tell me what hairstyle and clothes would look good on me.

>>35281773

The trick is going to an upmarket salon that does men and women. If it's somewhere you can walk in without an appointment then it's probably shit. If it doesn't do women then it's probably shit because guys are too autistic to complain and will just keep returning forever even if they do a bad job.

>go to a barbershop that only cut's mens hair
>have a sweaty overgrown kurt cobain style hair that does not fit me at all
>the barber girl seems somewhat disgusted by me
>i ask her to cut what she thinks would look good
>she starts getting more and more flustered during the process, it's clearly visible in her face
now i'm the ultimate cyborg

>>35281703
>little did you know they intentionally told you to get a haircut that wouldn't look good so they can laugh at you later

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