Why? Austism, why???
>be me
>socially awkward as shit
>carry around a banana for no reason
>see a couple of strangers
>say "behold my banana"
>the guy says "stick it up your ass"
>mood ruined
>feel like shit.
>the guy says "stick it up your ass"
Fuckin' REKT
What if you did it, right there in front of him? Is that what he really wanted? You should have said that that's what he'd like, the fucking faggot.
Insults are supposed to be funny, OP. It's a good idea to know a lot of them so that you can out-insult anyone.
>>35281564
Doesn't fix my endless amount of socially awkward interactions.
>>35281623
What do you think will fix that?
OP HERE
I still wanna die now, you know?
>>35281651
A banana up my ass.
>>35281674
Sounds like the man wasn't trying to ruin anyone's mood in that case, but rather offer a helpful tip.
A banana tip in OP's anus.
>>35281698
>tip
Nah bro I meant the whole thing. Stem and all
>>35281731
You have to start from somewhere.
>>35281758
I have the feeling ya'll wanna actually shove a fucking banana up my ass.
what did you expect when you said behold my banana
>>35281863
A giggle.
I'm a faggot I know.
>>35281514
That's what you get for living in the north, you bunch of rude assholes.
>>35281909
My feelings are hurt
>moving to tumblr
>>35281945
>2 weeks later
>hey guys, I found this weird blog on tumblr
>it's called bananaljoy
>>35282025
banANAL
GENIUS
>>35281559
>Fuckin' REKT
are you stuck in fucking 2014?