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what do you mean by "respecting women", how are they not respected by me?

>>35297238
Give at least 75% of your earnings to breast cancer research, you misogynist faggot.

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>You were saying?

Guns are phallic and it's 2017. We need to move on

can't believe you let your puss shed in your sheets

>>35297161
Did mummy get drunk and pass out again reading you a story?

>>35297161
Its quite pathetic that this creature has evolved to be a part of a group of similar entitys that most of their exsistence is chasing self validation through finally being able to get sex even though its the only thing that could possible give you any meaning because you would have gone on to grow niggers

>>35297144
Speak baby words

Do you mean you get free money?

>>35297168
Rofl this is sad

>>35297168
You don't get free money, but he's basically deciding to what public good his tax money is allocated rather than letting the government decide.

Don't worry, you'll get several posts asking for your Skype in this thread.

post pic plserinoooo

>Just think before you post guys
That's not what this website is about

I've always wondered, what race is Bjork? Aren't Icelanders white? Is she asian? A native islander? Were there native islanders on Iceland?

I didn't see anything about her ethnicity other than "Icelandic" last time I looked into it.

>find out Bjork dated a black man
>throw acid on my dog and cut out my eyes

Why do people do this?

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>>35297064
>How can I even go on living?

You don't.

>latch onto a prom group in high school somehow
>everybody is couples but me
>everybody gets prom group shirts
>all the couple's names are together and my name is way at the bottom all by itself
>had to parade around my own singleness for six hours after prom

>>35297089
Holy shit, I feel sorry for you. Anymore?

>Sitting in an airport waiting for my plane
>Notice this girl keeps looking at me
>Caught eyes and smiled at me
>Looked down immediately and went to get something to eat
>Last one on the flight, looking for my seat
>It's a 2:2 aircraft
>Find my seat, it's sitting next to the girl
>She looks up at me in almost shock
>Notice she has a German passport
>Think about for 30 minutes if it would be autistic to bring up I saw her passport
>Realize it wouldn't be but now it would because it's so long
>Notice she keeps looking up and into my eyes
>Finally get courage to offer her my peanuts
>Kindly refuses but thanks me
>Don't do anything else
>Land
>Wait for luggage
>She's still looking up at me
>Leave

This was fucking 8 months ago and it still haunts me..

bump, cmon surely robots here take SSRIs

>What's the likelyhood of suffering rebound effects if I only took 1 venlafaxine 75mg tablet?
Zero

>>35297408

Ok thanks. I've had pristiq and even anafranil and they were NOTHING compared to this.

all women know is how to use and abuse men through sexual nature, including them having a warped view of the only way they can increase their self esteem and self worth is by having copious amounts of sex.

so why is it that afterwards they feel horrible and alone and their marriage stability rates plummet? women are retarded.

Who else /saving yourself for your husbando/ here?

>>35296985
>all women
I guess I missed out on that class.

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Good post OP
rgdsxbjfcv

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>>35296861
Strange idea. advance wars would be quite different

>>35296861
Because they're not from African America.

Smoking's pretty easy. The 3day meme is actually true, and everything after that is mental.

Drinking is different. You may be physically addicted to booze in which you need professional help

>>35296852
I always felt like nicotine patches would help, just go on progressively smaller doses until you're clean. Seriously anon, please quit smoking if you can, my grandma was a lifelong smoker and died of lung cancer in her 60s, it's nothing to mess with.

I quit that shit for like a month and I wasn't any happier. I just sat around being bored after work hating my life and my job. Smoking after work is the only way I can cope with the fact that my life is this way. Drinking I can give up though.

I hope this poor man is found

Don't bully him.
originalala

>join
>everyone goes to private channel
>get banned

elitist faggots

>>35296823
Sure it's possibIe

Sure just get a prostitute, though she may laugh at you when you tell her you don't want to fuck and just wanna watch movies.

>>35296846
>though she may laugh at you
this is my fetish

Pixie gf u mean smol? Or a girl who likes The pixies

normals go out

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sage

>>35297021
A girl with pixie haircut is what he probably means.

>>35296622
I want you to play with my butt desu

I know this feels. original comment for robot board

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>>35296622
Stop procrastinating and start your work.

Lol like my boyfriend is such a goofer like that man I get you. My boyfriend is so a goofer

>>35296615
t. 350lb neckbeard


originally

>>35296673
>t. 350lb neckbeard
couldn't be more wrong

I am cleanly shaven on all parts of my body and weigh like 100 pounds