>tfw my bf said he would give me a foot massage >tfw he

Lol like my boyfriend is such a goofer like that man I get you. My boyfriend is so a goofer

>>35296615
t. 350lb neckbeard


originally

>>35296673
>t. 350lb neckbeard
couldn't be more wrong

I am cleanly shaven on all parts of my body and weigh like 100 pounds

>>35296615
>tfw he immediately pulled down my skirt and panties and stuck it in
WTF

>>35296777
Nice trips neckbeard

>>35296777
>on all parts of my body
BOOOOO

>>35296777
>On all parts

Not head, right?

>>35297605
>>35297918
I mean below the eyebrows lmao

obviously my head isn't shaved

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>>35297526
>Nice trips neckbeard
fug u
I am thin and cute

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I'm sorry, there seems to be a mistake, OP. You must be looking for NormieChan.

Get the fuck out of my /r9k/.

>in bed with boyfriend
>it's past midnight
>he's texting someone
>ask him who he is texting
>he doesn't show me
>check his phone while he's sleeping
>he changed his passcode and I can't access his phone

>>35299069
>he changed his passcode and I can't access his phone
time to confront him about this